DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG OR ANY RELATED CHARACTERS, I ONLY OWN DARK CHAOS
reviews!!!!!!
anonymous: Shads said he will track you down and make you watch a four hour marathon of one peace, the 4Kids one!!
: thanks I'm pretty much over it, I've found someone else, she's a lot better than that back stabbing bitch
speedyandspamsalot1: as you can see i didn't, also did u make that name because some on already had it?
also this is some thing anime company's like to call....FILLER!!!...and a Christmas special
The Chaos who stole Christmas
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Chaos had no sleep, no dreams or food in days. He need not the possessions of the mortal world. But god dammit he was hungry.
you see this is the story where anything can happen: an African-American could become president, some one can feel sexually attracted to Hillary Clinton, and could beat out youtube in viewers. Little known to Chaos, most of this already happened. But nevertheless, this is THE CHAOS ZONE!!!(it's a pun, that's NOW!)
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"God dammit I'm hungry" Chaos was walking around Amy's mansion "300 freaking square ft. and ONE KITCHEN!!". He knew the situation with Amy so he didn't want to ask.
He considered the following: "I could ask Rouge, give up and go to the store, or...um...err...STEAL CHRISTMAS!!!" He thought to himself with a grin on his face.
"I'll steal their bon-bongers and giant wumpa cake! I'll take all their presents, and PS2, no one will stop me! Not even Sonic!! This idea, I love it! it is truley demonic!" He said making a bee-line towards the front door, passing the kitchen unknowingly.
When he went out side, Hills filled with snow, children playing, Eggman yelling about his hair greying. He smiled ear to ear, and said "I have a plan, a wonderful plan, a wonderfully awfull plan."
meanwhile....
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Shadow knew Chaos was up to no good, his brother could sense it. "Comrade Shadow, whats wrong?" Omega asked
"Chaos is planning something evil, I can tell."
"Oh well that's nice" Omega, made to be evil was unaffected.
3 hours later....
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Knuckles sat on the Shrine that hold the ultimate treasure, better than gold.
A white bat stood in the distance, ready to react in an instant.
This bat was Rouge. Knuckles knew this and said, "leave!". Rouge replied with a simple "Scrooge!"
(A/N:back to normal for now)
Knuckles jokingly replied "bah-humbug"
you see, Knuckles and Rouge have buried the hatchet long ago, in fact they're dating! But they enjoy a little game every once and awhile.
Rouge walked up to Knuckles and sat on his lap after a moment of heart warming silence, Rouge broke the silence with "so, whats up?"
Knuckles looked up to her eyes, brushed some fur out from in front of them and gave a passionate kiss, so passionate that she wanted him more...intimately.
He broke the kiss and said "nothing".
Rouge's face was beet red, she was in a trance, lost in his eyes.
"Rouge? are you alright?"
She snapped out of it. "what?"
Knuckles just laughed and went back to kissing her and well, what happened next is how you were made!
(A/N: unfortunately for me...back to rhyming)
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Chaos was in a tailor's shop, the owners and employees all tied and gagged in the closet.
He grabbed a jolly red coat, he sewed so fast he seemed to float.
When he finished, it was perfect. The hat, cherry red, with the wool puff hung to the side, and the wool wrapped around the rim.
The coat, wool around the cuffs, and next to the buttons, around the collar too. But with all respect, he'll NEVER wear pants.
"perfect,now I just need a sleigh, and some reindeer"
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Sonic was walking over to Blaze's house head high, and standing strong.
My friends, Karma, she's a Bitch, and the Blue Streak will soon find that out.
He entered the house, and it was eerily quiet. He followed down the hall way, and heard Blaze moan...
He burst in the room and what do ya know, she was naked, and getting intimate with the very same zitty faced rhino from ABC 30.
"B-Blaze, how could you? I thought we had something special..." Sonic's quills faded from light blue to a dull gray.
"But Sonic wait!" But before she could finish, he left.
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Good enough cliff hanger?
hopefully.
well my next project will be Chaos trying to steal Christmas.
then I'll continue this in another story, with the first chapter of that story being written by theRASTAproject.
PEACE!
karma is not a man, or woman, karma is torture on the negative side, but heaven on the positive side. Karma is me & you, its the little strength we have over our final resting place;Heaven or Hell - me