Chapter 5 the payback
"Hey we should say were going on a trip for a month so we don't have to go to school!" I said
"That is the best idea you have had all day Emmett!!" jasper said
"I think that would be pretty good" Alice said
Bella POV
*** I have the perfect idea*** I thought purposely so Edward could hear
*** Lets go on a car ride… Get Alice & Jasper and Renesmee too*** I thought again
Edward gave me a nod
The Car Ride
"I have the perfect idea for a payback for what Emmett did today" I said
"What is it?" Alice asked
"But what ever you do, don't tell Rose & Emmett!"
"Okay" they all said
"first we get a human baby and drop it off on the door step and write a note that says ' dear Rose can you watch my baby for a month till I get home from Africa. Thank you' 'p.s. my baby's name is Kaylin' "and that would keep Rose busy and not spending time with Emmett so Emmett would be mad then we take the baby away and give her back to the shelter (you can take a baby home for a month to see if their right for you and if not then they well take her back) that's were well get the baby too." Bella said
"I love it" Alice screamed
"Why cant we till Rose?" Renesmee asked
"Because then she would not want to do the plan" Edward answered
"Okay then" Renesmee said
"Lets get the baby then" Jasper said
A Couple Hours Later
Bella POV
"Okay know pretend that the baby was already hear wean we got home"
"Hey Rose come hear"
"What!" she yelled
"Just come hear!" Alice yelled back
"There's something hear for you" Alice added
Rose rushed over
"OMG a baby for me to watch… I get to pretend to be a mummy!" she screamed
"What's her name… it says hear Kaylin
"O that is the cutest name ever for this little baby, she only look's 6 months old" Rose said
"Wuz all the noise?" Emmett asked
"Look I get to be a mummy for a month!" Rose screamed
"What? Why is their a baby hear? " he asked
"Hear I well explain in Emmett version … Someone. Put. .a .baby. For. Rose. To. Watch. For. A. month." I said with a second between each word
"O" was all he said
"Hold on a second, they left nothing but the baby in the baby carriage?" Edward asked confused
"They must be some bad parents" jasper added
"Ha-Ha." I said sarcastic
"So that means S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G SHOPPING for a baby!!!!" Alice screamed
"I'll get the car" Rose said happy "Bella and Renesmee are coming too!"
"But I was taking Renesmee hunting today" Edward said
"But we need her to come shopping with us today!!" Alice said
"But if she is hungry with all those people there, that might not be a good idea" jasper added
"And we can't wait for her of Kaylin well get crabby" rose said
"You can go with out me this time, I'll just go next time" Renesmee said sadly
"Okay" Alice said sadly
"Let's go before Kaylin starts to cry again" Rose said
"But were are you going to put her in the car?" Edward asked
"Were going to hold her" Rose responded
"That's not a good idea, Rose" Jasper said
"I agree" Edward added
"Fine well buckle the carrier in and put her in the carrier!" Rose yelled
"That's better" the two guys said