Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Siberian-Chipmunk, ATTACK!!
WHAT?!
I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in Twilight.
Warning: My story may contain Out Of Character-ness!
BEWARE!!
A Weird, Unannounced, British Narrator Dude's Point Of View
Being thrown through the wall would have injured any other animal very badly if it didn't kill them-
WHAT?! Are we dead? Is that the whole story? What a rip off!
Don't be silly Luna the... the... Well whatever you are.
Hey! I happen to be a meerkat, hamster and Siberian-chipmunk mixed together!
Oh, so you're a freaky mutant thing!
Hey! You wanna say that to my face?!
Oh, did I make you mad?
KINDA!!
Sorry, sorry. Now, can I please get on with the story?
Yeah, yeah.
Being thrown through the wall would have injured any other animal very badly if it didn't kill them. But these animals are different. These animals are vampire animals. So they don't die very easily.
WHAT?! We're vampires?! Since when?
Please, Luna!! I am trying to narrate a story here!
Sorry! I guess a story is more important than my knowledge!
I'm glad you finally realize that! Now, if you don't mind, I would like to get back to the story!
Fine! But I'm watching you!
Yeah, Yeah. Now, where was I? Oh, yes! They don't die very easily. But they do get very mad, very easily. So Emmet throwing them through a wall didn't help in any way. Let's see what they do to get revenge.
MWAHAHAHAHA!!
"Well that sucked." Artemis, the meerkat said.
Usually, they would be twitching on the floor in pain. But since these were vampire animals, the only way they would be twitching on the floor is for fun. That would be kind of odd.
Now, vampire animals are not the same as vampire humans. Vampire humans crave blood. Vampire animals crave sugar and bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles.
"Stupid vampire person!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"Vampires animals, it is time to ATTACK!!" Artemis, the meerkat said.
"REVENGE!!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk screamed.
They all ran back to the hole from which they got thrown out of. Once they were inside Edward's room,they looked everywhere. But Emmet was gone.
"Darn super speedy vampire person!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said said.
"We should find him! Track his scent or something!" Artemis said.
"Well, duh!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"I think we should forget this whole revenge thing and co-exist with the world and the creatures that inhabit it!" Luna, the mutant said.
"Whoa. Deja vu!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"I KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN!!" Luna, the mutant screamed.
"What?" Artemis, the meerkat asked.
"We can jump out a window! It would be like an action movie or something!" Luna, the mutant said.
"PERFECT!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
They all agreed that it would be fun to jump out of a window. They ran up to Edward's wall and then zoomed to the window at super speed and jumped through. Broken glass went everywhere!
When they landed on the ground, they then thought it would be fun to play guns. So they went to a gun shop – I'll spare you the horrifying details – and stole four guns.
Artemis, the meerkat got a shot gun. Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk got a rifle. Thalia, the hamster got a pistol. And Luna, the mutant got a Airsoft BB gun that looked like a sniper.
They shot at each other. Missing every bullet that came their way. When they were done, they dug into the ground, making a burrow, and discussed their plan.
"That was fun. Now back to business." Artemis, the meerkat said.
"Okay. Who has a plan?" Thalia asked.
"I do!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said, "First: We get a huge strong rope, break into the house and tie everybody we can find up. Second: We get a bunch of Febreeze-"
Luna cut Hecate off screaming, "FEBREEZE!!"
"As I was saying! We get a bunch of Febreeze products and fill the house with them to make it smell like Febreeze FOREVER! Third: We get some Febreeze and spray them with it till their faces fall off! Fourth: We find the one that threw us through the wall. Fifth: We get a bunch of Justin Timberlake stuff and torture him with it. And sixth: We find that stupid vampire person that is called 'Jasper' tie him up, beat him with a shovel, and throw him in a closet!" Hecate said.
"But what if we don't survive through Justin Timberlake?" Luna asked.
"We put the music and movies on and then run like hell. Duh!" Artemis, the meerkat said.
"Then we can find Katata and Katoto and deal with them for giving us to that horrible vampire person family!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"When do we attack?" Artemis, the meerkat asked.
"TONIGHT!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"We can't tonight. We need to find some helpers first!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"What kind of helpers?" Luna, the mutant asked.
"I'm sorry, Luna. But we need... chinchillas." Hecate said.
After a long pause, Luna, the mutant, who used to be a chinchilla before she was mixed into whatever she is now, said, "I need a moment." then jumped into a tree.
"She'll get over it. Time for chinchillas!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"We have to wait for Luna." Artemis, the meerkat said.
"Dang!" Thalia, the hamster said.
A few minutes later, Luna, the mutant came down. And without a word, they went into the woods to find chinchillas. They found one.
"How sad." Luna, the mutant said.
"This sucks! To the pert store!" Artemis, the meerkat said.
"Wait! I see one!" Luna, the mutant said.
"Where?! I can't see any." Artemis, the meerkat said.
"I'm just kidding. I saw no chinchilla." Luna, the mutant said with a laugh.
"Jerk." Thalia, the hamster said.
"Now we should turn this chinchilla into a vampire." Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"NOT IT!!" Luna, the mutant screamed.
"Gosh." Artemis, the meerkat said.
"I'll do it." Thalia, the hamster said. Then she went up to the poor chinchilla and bit him. They all watched the chinchilla twitch on the ground.
"Well, this could take a while. What do you want to do now?" Artemis, the meerkat asked.
"TO THE PET STORE!!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk screamed.
After they all agreed, they ran out of the forest and got to the pet store in no time. They went inside, hiding in every hiding place there was, and went over to where they thought a chinchilla would be. They were wrong. Instead, they found fish.
"FISH!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk screamed.
"Good job little vampire chipmunk. Now, if you can tell us what they're swimming in, you get a cookie!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"They're swimming in water! Do I get my cookie now?!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk asked sarcastically.
They went along the aisles, hiding and looking for chinchillas, when, without warning, Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk screamed, "MONKEYS! We can use monkeys!"
"Where did you get the idea for monkeys?" Thalia, the hamster asked.
"In my mind." Hecate, the meerkat said.
"Can I have a lizard?" Luna, the mutant asked.
"Why?" Artemis, the meerkat asked.
"I get lonely." Luna, the mutant replied.
"No." Artemis, the meerkat said.
"Darn." Luna, the mutant said.
"SNAKES!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk screamed.
"NO!" The meerkat, hamster and mutant said.
"But we need more then one kind of animal to help us!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"I agree." Luna, the mutant said.
"Me too." Thalia, the hamster said.
"WHEE!!" Artemis, the meerkat said. Then they all went to search for any animal that could be useful. I'll spare you the details of how they got the animals out of their cage, under control, and out the store.
But I will tell you that Luna, the mutant got five birds and a komodo dragon. Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk got twelve snakes. Thalia, the hamster got two turtles. And Artemis, the meerkat got a rabbit.
When they were all out of the pet store, they ran to the forest. Once they were deep inside the forest, they looked at the animals and thought of how they could be useful.
"Ooh, a bunny!" Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
Then the chinchilla they bit earlier stopped twitching and got on his feet. He looked around and asked, "What the hell happened?!"
"You got vamped." Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"What?!" The chinchilla asked.
"You got turned into a vampire!" Thalia, the hamster said.
"WHAT?!" The chinchilla asked.
"Who got the komodo dragon?" Thalia, the hamster asked. Completely ignoring the chinchilla.
"Ooh. He could be helpful." Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"No. Max is mine!" Luna, the mutant said.
"Fine." Hecate, the Siberian-chipmunk said.
"We should turn them into vampires now." Thalia, the hamster said.
After Thalia, the hamster said that, the chinchilla screamed, "WHAT?!" and passed out.
Then they all started turning all animals, but the komodo dragon, into vampires.
Edwards Point Of View
I went into my room, when I noticed something was wrong. Very wrong. Something was missing. "OH NO!" I screamed, "MY PETS! MY PETS ARE GONE!"
Then Jasper came up to my room and said, "Oh, that's too bad. I thought vampire animals were different. I was wrong."
"WHAT?! They're vampires?!" I asked.
"Yep." Jasper said.
"Well, what are we gonna do to get them back?!" I asked.
"I don't know! We're screwed now! We can never find them ever again!" Jasper said. Obviously he was picking up my emotions. Then he said, "I have to go!" And left.
Then I noticed the giant hole in my wall and screamed, "WHAT?!"
Lava lamps have FUN!
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Hippi