Xqulth: *tied and gagged* mphmmm
Reiley: Well you declared total war so yeah. She owns nothing.
Dustfinger: Neither of them owns anything.
Reiley: Just wait your next.
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When I woke up I noticed that my comfy pillow was gone. Nowhere to be seen. The next thing I noticed was that Basta was standing over me.
"Time to get up dove."
"Piss off, you bastard"
He grabbed me roughly by the arm and dragged me out the cell door. Being dragged through a corridor at probably five o'clock in the morning by a man that smells like peppermint is not fun. Trust me. After being thrown onto the floor next to Mo, Meggie, and Aunt Elinore, I noticed that my comfy pillow was still nowhere to be found. I looked towards the forward part of the church and saw Capricorn holding a book with a stuffy faced man standing next to him.
"Ah, our guest of honor is here. Good morning dove."
"Like I told your little pet, Piss off."
I felt holes basically burning into the back of my head. Chuckling at Basta I continued, "What you never realized you were, in a nut shell, his slave? Oh, poor you."
"Have wondered yet, dove, where the pillow you were using ended up?"
Once again with funny looks. God! What is it with these people and funny looks!
"What the hell did you do with him?"
"Him?" I heard Mo ask behind me.
"Look up dear dove." Looking up I noticed a two nets. One held my pillow, the other…my mother.
"Hey. Wondering if you had pissed of Basta enough." Dusty said.
"How did you get up there without me waking up?"
"Well a, you sleep like a log. B, you talk in your sleep."
"I what!? I do not!"
"Yes you do." Dusty, Mo and Meggie said at once.
"Thanks for the back up guys."
I turned back to Capricorn, "What is so damn important that you have my best friend and mother in nets and have myself, my father, and my sister in your damn medieval dungeon?"
"You are going to read to me." He motioned to the stuffy looking man next to him, "This is Darius. He was my old reader; you can see what happened to Flatnose when he was read out."
"I am not reading to you, you son of a bitch."
"Please I take offense to that." The new voice that I recognized as Mortola or as I call her, along with everyone else, The Magpie.
"You were supposed to." I said as if it was obvious, because funny, it was.
She harrumphed at me and sat beside her son.
"I'm quite proud of my son. Bringing you to us so cleverly." She sneered, "You will, of course, read something out of a book for us. To prove to us, you won't mess up the thing we want."
I mockingly bowed to her and Capricorn and sarcastically commented, "Yes almighty buhana, Of course Buhana, anything you want buhana."
I heard behind and above me laughs and chuckles from my family and Dusty, but who knew maybe I could one day consider him family. Maybe.
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Xqulth: *glaring but types on a laptop in front of her* "PLEASE REVIEW. THINKING ABOUT NEW TWILIGHT FANFIC. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK"
Reiley: hehehe… get out of this one quil.
Dustfinger: Quil? Interesting.