Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Siberian-Chipmunk, ATTACK!!

WEIRD!

I do not own Twilight or anything by Stephanie Meyer.

May contain a lot O.O.C. (Out Of Character...ness).

BEWARE!!

Edward's Point Of View

After fixing that stupid whole in my wall, I sat on my couch for a while to think.

Where have my new pets gone? Did they get animal-napped? Did they get mad and run away? Where did Jasper get those things anyway? How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of that stupid lollipop?

After thinking for a few seconds, I decided to go downstairs for no reason at all.

When I got downstairs, I saw Emmet and Jasper sitting on the couch watching TV. What was weird about it was that Emmet had a video camera pointed at Jasper. Oh, and that Jasper was watching Dora the Explorer. I don't know why he would be watching that stupid show! It's for little kids and- OH MY KLONDIKE!! Dora's teaming up with Diego! Go, Diego, Go!

I went and jumped onto the couch next to Jasper.

"Dude, what up with you?" Jasper asked.

"C-c-can't talk." I said with a bit of a stutter, "T-t-too- OH MY KLONDIKE! Look at it! It is awesome! Diego is great, but Diego AND Dora! They're working together! Today TV becomes the greatest thing in the world. We are-"

"DUDE! You made me miss the rest of the show by talking about whatever you were talking about! Thanks a lot you stupid jack-"

"JASPER! The Show is over!" I said, interrupting Jasper. "You made me miss the entire show! Thanks a lot!

"Whatevah! I ain't takin' da blame for dis!" Jasper said.

I had just noticed that there was something different about Jasper. What could it be. Then, I remembered, I could read his mind... So, you know, I read it. But all Jasper thought was, YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE!

Since that didn't turn out too well, I decided to take a look into Emmet's mind. YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE!

Not much luck there. So, I decided to point out the obvious. "There's something different about you, Jasper. I just don't know what it is." Then I left the house to search for my pet things.

Once I walked out the front door, I ran into tow little girls.

"Who are you?" I asked. I could have just read their minds, but, after what I just heard in Jasper and Emmet's minds, I didn't want to take a chance.

"I am Katata." Said the girl known as Katata.

"I'm Katoto." Said the girl known as Katoto.

These must be the girls that gave Jasper the pets that I lost. I wonder what they would do if they found out I lost them... I won't risk it.

"I am Edward." I said.

Katata and Katoto looked at each other, then at me, and said, "We know."

Talk about creepy.

"Okay... Why are you so lifeless?" I asked.

"What are you talking about?" Katata asked.

"We're not lifeless. Can't you see?" Katoto asked.

"We're full of joy." Katata said.

"I feel so sorry for you right now." I said.

"We don't feel sorry for you." Katata said.

"Why would you feel sorry for me?" I asked.

"Your life is going to be an eternity of torture." Katoto said.

"But, right now, my life is going pretty well. Except for a little mishap, but other than that, I'm happy." I said.

Once again, Katata and Katoto looked at each other, then at me, and said, "Not for long." Then, they walked around me and inside the house.

Creepy... again...

I walked into the street, deciding where I should start my search for my pets. The forest seemed like a good idea, 'cause, there's a lot of trees and stuff.

I went into the tree place, using my super speed.

I looked around the forest, not having much luck, when I heard animal feet.

I ran in the direction of the animal paws, and when I was close enough to see where they were and what they were doing, what I saw was shocking!

My pets were there, but they weren't alone. There were a bunch of other little creatures with them. Frogs, birds, mountain lions, grizzly bears and chinchillas. But mostly chinchillas.

It looked as if they were building an army!

WAIT!

Is that what Katata and Katoto meant when they said I was in for an eternity of torture?!

I shutter to just think about it...

I got out of there as fast as I could, going back to my house.