Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Chipmunk, ATTACK!
OMG!
I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in Twilight.
Warning: My story may contain Out Of Character-ness.
BEWARE!!
A Weird, Unannounced, British Narrator Dude's Point Of View... again
Hello there. I will be narrating this chapter because Jasper is having mental issues.
Let's begin.
Katata and Katoto entered the Cullen house and went into the living room.
They saw Jasper sitting on the couch with his brother, Emmet.
They went over to the couch and simultaneously said, "Hello Jasper."
Jasper looked at them and said, "Yo, my peeps! Why you here, yo?"
Katata and Katoto looked at Emmet, who was filming them with his video camera, and Katata said, "Leave."
"Who? Me?" Emmet asked.
"Yes. Leave. Now," Katoto said.
Emmet thought for a second then said, "Okay." and left the room.
"Why are you talking like that, Jasper?" Katoto asked.
"Talkin' like what?" Jasper asked.
"Like a gangster," Katata said.
"I don't know what yo talkin' 'bout," Jasper said
"Never mind," Katoto said.
"We're here about the pets you got from us," Katata said.
"The pets you gave Edward," Katoto said.
"What about 'em?" Jasper asked.
"They are destined to destroy the world," Katata said.
"What?" Jasper asked.
"Don't you mean 'WHAT?' as in screaming in fear?" Katoto asked.
"No," Jasper said.
"Are you mentally challenged?" Katata asked.
"Sometimes. But the real question is, are you?" Jasper asked.
"All the time," Katata and Katoto said at the same time.
"I knew it!" Jasper said.
"So does everybody else," Katata said.
"Back to the point," Katoto said.
"What point?" Jasper asked.
"We are trying to tell you that the animals we gave you are going to take over the world and that there's nothing you or anyone else can do to stop it!" Katata said.
"Oh. Why you tellin' me dis?" Jasper asked.
"We were bored and decided to rub it in," Katoto said.
"Right. Bye," Jasper said.
"Jasper, whatever they did to you really screwed you up," Katata said.
"I know," Jasper said.
Edward's Point Of View
I ran to the front door of my house, and ran into Katata and Katoto again.
"Evil girl things!" I said, "You have to help me! The pets you gave Jasper and the he gave me are in the woods building an army of animals!"
"Is it a big army?" Katata asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Good," Katoto said. Then Katata and Katoto walked past me and creepily into the forest.
I got the feeling that this is what those animals were meant for.
WAIT A SECOND!!
Katata and Katoto gave us those pets on purpose so we would drive them to runaway and build an army to take over the world!
OMG!
We're all gonna die!
Oh, wait. We're vampires. We're not gonna die. Phew.
WAIT!
That's even worse! We're not gonna die, so we're all going to be turned into slaves for those power hungry animals!
OH NO!
We're all gonna suffer for the rest of eternity!
I ran inside and went into the living room.
I found Jasper on the couch, again, and told him about the pets in the woods and the army and then how creepy Katata and Katoto are.
And then I told him how they were planning for those animals to take over the world and enslave us all!
When I was done telling Jasper all this, he said, "I know,"
"WHAT?!" I asked.
"Katata and Katoto told me all about it,"
"Why?"
"They were rubbin' it in," Jasper said.
"Oh. Well, I'm pretty sure we have to stop them," I said.
"Can't,"
"Why?"
"Katata and Katoto said it was unstoppable," Jasper said.
"Oh, well then. I'll be in my room,"
"Whatevah,"
I went to my room and decided to stare at my wall for no reason at all.
Then the doorbell rang.
I went downstairs and answered the door, and I saw my worst nightmare.
Hugs, not drugs!
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Hippi