Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Chipmunk, ATTACK!
AH!
Edward's Point Of View
After the animal army left and I discovered that they're all really vampire animals, everyone started untying themselves and Emmet got out of the closet.
But for some reason, Jasper didn't come out of the closet at all. He didn't make a sound either. Something must me wrong.
"Jasper," I said. "What are you still doing in the closet?"
"I don't want to come out," he said.
"The animal army is gone, Jasper," Alice said.
"Come out of the closet, Jasper," Emmet said.
"He he. I get it," Rosalie said.
"That's not funny!" Jasper said.
"Jasper, come out of the closet or we'll drag you out!" Emmet said.
"I don't believe you!" Jasper said.
"Dang it. Edward, go get him," Emmet said to me.
"No," I said.
"Jasper, come out of that frackin closet or I'll go get a machine gun and blow your frick frackin head off!" Rosalie yelled.
"...Damn," Carlisle said.
"Damn," Jasper said as he came out of the closet.
"Super damn," I said.
"Hey-o," Alice said.
"Wham, bam thank you, ma'am," Rosalie said.
"He, he. Good one," Emmet said to Rosalie.
"I grow tired of this," Esme said as she walked out of the room and up the stairs.
"Well, then," I said.
"So, what do we do about the vampire animal army thing?" Emmet asked.
"We have two options," Carlisle said. "We either do nothing and act like none of this ever happened, or we go to the Volturi and ask them help us stop the animal army from ending the world,"
"The question is, which one sounds funner?" Rosalie asked.
"Well, the second one sounds more exciting, but the first one sounds more relaxing," Emmet said.
"I'm torn apart by these decisions," Jasper said.
"I know," Alice said. "They're both calling out to me, I can't decide,"
"Wait a couple of seconds," I said. "We have a third option,"
"What is it?" Rosalie asked.
"We do both," I said.
"I'm down with that," Jasper said.
"WHOO HOO!" Emmet yelled.
At that moment, we heard a scream from upstairs.
"What the hell was that" Emmet asked.
"Esme?" I asked.
"No, I'm right here," Esme said.
"When did you get here?" Alice asked.
"Does it matter?" Esme asked.
"Are you avoiding the question?" Carlisle asked.
"No," Esme said.
"Yes you are. I read your mind," I said.
"Are you sure you really know that's what I'm thinking?" Esme asked.
"Yes," I said.
"Are you positive?" Esme asked.
"Almost," I said, thinking about it a bit. Then I said, "are you trying to confuse me?"
"Maybe," Esme said. "But the real question is, are you confusing yourself?"
"Whoa," I said.
"I'm perplexed," Rosalie said.
Before anyone could say anything else, we heard another scream.
"Maybe someone should go upstairs and find out who's screaming," Emmet said.
"But if we did, then there would be no mystery. Duh," Alice said.
"That makes sense," Jasper said.
"But do we want mystery?" Carlisle asked.
"Good question," I said.
We heard another scream, and then we saw a giant exercise ball rolling down the stairs.
"Awkward," Alice said.
"Who would throw an exercise ball down the stairs and not come down with it?" Rosalie asked.
"I think it's time to find out," Carlisle said.
We all went up the stairs and searched all the rooms and hiding places and found nothing.
"I guess there isn't anyone up here," I said.
"But, who screamed and threw an exercise ball down the stairs?" Emmet asked.
"Apparently no one. I don't smell anything that wasn't already here," Esme said.
"Hey," Jasper said. "When did we get an exercise ball?"
"Holy crap!" Emmet said.
"We never got an exercise ball," Carlisle said.
"This is getting weird," Emmet said.
"There's only one explanation for all of this," Esme said.
"What," Rosalie asked.
"We're haunted," Esme said.
"BUM BUM BUM!" Emmet chimed.
We all looked at him.
"What," he said. "I thought it was appropriate for what was said,"
"Good point," Carlisle said.
OOOH!!
-- Hippi