Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Chipmunk, ATTACK!
Exercise Balls of Death
I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in Twlight.
Warning: My story may contain Out Of Character-ness.
BEWARE!!
Edward's Point Of View
"Why would we be haunted?" Jasper asked as we all went downstairs. "We didn't do anything wrong."
"Or did we?" Emmet asked. "Who pissed off the spirits from the underworld?"
"I bet it was Rosalie," Esme said.
"What! Why me?" Rosalie asked.
"Well, you're always so mean and it kind of annoys people," Esme said.
"I agree," I said.
"Grrr," Rosalie said.
"You know what I don't understand," Alice said.
"How a ghost got into our house?" Emmet asked.
"No," Alice said.
"How ghost came to be" I asked.
"No," Alice said. "I don't understand how a ghost got a huge exercise ball through the door."
"That's a simple question, that comes with a simple answer," Emmet said. "The ghost simply brought the exercise ball through the door when the ball had no air in it and was completely flat."
"But how did a ghost blow up the exercise ball, when a ghost can't blow air into anything?" Alice asked.
"How do you know a ghost can't blow air into anything?" Emmet asked.
"Isn't it obvious?" Alice asked.
"Apparently not," Emmet said, offended.
"Well, it's a ghost-" Alice said.
"Oh, so since it's a ghost," Emmet said, cutting Alice off. "Then it automatically can't blow air into a simple exercise ball?"
"They don't have any air left in them, Emmet," Alice said, angrily.
"How do you know that? Are you some kind of ghost expert or something?" Emmet asked.
"No," Alice said.
"Okay," Emmet said.
"If ghosts can't blow things up, then how did the ghost get the exercise ball get in here?" I asked. "I thought they couldn't touch anything solid."
"And, why would a ghost want an exercise ball?" Jasper said. "It's not like it can exercise at all."
"I have a bad feeling about this," Carlisle said.
"But, we're vampires! The ghost can't hurt us," Rosalie said.
"But the ghost can scare us," Emmet said.
"Why would we be scared if we can't get hurt?" Rosalie asked.
"Because, I heard ghost can posses anyone they want. Including vampires," Emmet said. And at that moment, Emmet starting twitching like a maniac. Then, he fell to the floor and starting seizing!
"Emmet, what's wrong?" Rosalie asked, kneeling to his side.
"He appears to be seizing," Carlisle said.
"But, vampires can't have seizures," Alice said.
"Then there's only one explanation," Esme said. "Emmet is being possessed,"
"NOOOOOO!!" Rosalie cried out.
I've always wanted to know what a possessed vampire thinks about, and now is my chance to find out. WHOO HOO!
I looked into Emmet's mind to see what it looks like from his point of view, and what I saw made me start laughing uncontrollably. I looked into Alice's mind to see if she knew what was making me laugh, and she did.
The others saw me laughing, and Rosalie asked, "What's so funny?"
"Nothing," I lied.
I looked over at Alice, and she was laughing, too.
Then, Emmet stopped seizing and sat up while screaming, "AAAH!"
When he stopped screaming, Rosalie asked, "Emmet? Can you hear me, Emmet?"
"Emmet's not here anymore," Emmet said in a creepy voice.
"NOOO!" Rosalie screamed, again.
"I have taken this body so I can kill you all!" Emmet said.
"Why, Emmet, why?" Rosalie asked.
"Your soul will be mine," Emmet said in that creepy voice again.
I started laughing like a maniac.
"Will you stop that?" Rosalie yelled at me.
At that moment, Emmet started laughing too.
"Oh no! The evil spirit is laughing all evil like!" Jasper said in terror.
"Haha! There is no evil spirit!" Emmet said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"I tricked you all! Well, except for Edward and Alice, but you should have seen the looks on your faces!" Emmet said laughing.
"That wasn't funny, Emmet!" Rosalie said.
"It was to us," I said, continuing with my laughing spree.
But, me, Emmet and Alice stopped laughing when we heard a loud, echoing voice that said, "GET OUT!"
"This isn't another stupid joke, is it?" Rosalie asked.
"No. I swear," Emmet said.
"GET OUT!" the voice said, again.
"This must be the ghost we have," Carlisle said.
"GET OUT OR SUFFER!" the ghost said.
"No!" Emmet said. "This is our house, not yours!"
"BIG MISTAKE!" the ghost said.
Then, all the windows and doors slammed shut. Dishes started falling out of the cabinet and breaking on the floor.
"Crap," Esme said.
"Good job, Emmet. You made the ghost mad," Alice said.
"Now, we're probably going to get a bunch of dishes thrown at us!" Jasper said.
Then, Jasper got hit in the head. But it wasn't a dish, it was a big exercise ball.
"Hey," Jasper said.
Then Alice got hit with a different exercise ball.
"What the hell," Alice said.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM
We all looked towards the stairs and saw a bunch of exercise balls bouncing towards us.
"AAAH!" Emmet screamed.
Then we all started getting hit with giant exercise balls. They kept coming and coming! They wouldn't stop.
We started looking for a way out. We ran toward the door, but it wouldn't budge. We looked for another way out, and saw the windows. We ran at top speed and jumped, trying to break through the glass, but we just bounced off, like rubber.
"We're gonna DIE!" Emmet said.
"Yes, Emmet," Carlisle said. "Yes we are."
BOOM!
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Hippi