Why Eavesdropping Is Not A Good Idea

By RenzokukenZ

Cloud had just finished making a late night delivery when he noticed a black car outside the Seventh Heaven. This made the swordsman furious, because he knew who the car belonged to. Just thinking about him was enough to make the blonde's blood boil.

Reno.

Without giving it much thought, Cloud ran towards the bar and searched for the red-head, his heated eyes scanning every inch, his ears picking up every noise. Just as he was about to head down the hall, a small laugh came from upstairs. As Cloud slowly crept up the steps, his hand gripping his sword firmly, he could tell from the noise and voices that there were more than just two people. This made Cloud think. Just what are they doing this time?

He reached the top and saw that the door to Tifa's room is open, the light from her room being the only thing lighting up the dark hallway. He neared the doorway, careful to not make a sound, when two voices started talking

"Oh man! Look at them go!"

"Yeah, Reno and Tifa are really going at it!"

Cloud's eyes went wide. That was Denzel and Marlene talking! Just what in the hell are Tifa and that bastard Reno doing?

"They haven't stopped at all."

"Well they both have experience so they can go forever."

Oh, Marlene did not just say what he thought she said! They are not hinting what Cloud is thinking right now!

"Won't they get tired or bored after a while?"

"I doubt it. These two are masters. Plus they experiment to make it more fun."

"But they're taking too long to finish! She should fake it to end it right now."

"Won't work. If she fakes it, he would know. He's that good."

Okay, it's one thing for Cloud to think that his childhood friend and a guy he downright hates are doing something x-rated, but letting the kids WATCH is just plain wrong! He couldn't take it anymore. He drew his sword and barged into the room, eyes blind with anger and disgust.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!!"

It wasn't clear as to who was more confused. Tifa for seeing her swordsman friend wielding his giant sword in her room with a dangerous look on his face towards Reno, or Cloud for seeing Marlene and Denzel just standing there while Tifa and Reno are doing…nothing at all.

There was a long paused that felt like eternity, both parties afraid to say something in fear that it will only make things worse. Finally, after a little while Marlene approached the still Cloud and kicked him on the shin.

"Cloud! You ruined one of the coolest staring contests ever!" the young girl huffed.

"Not to mention the longest…" joined Denzel.

"Staring contest?"

Now Cloud feels like the biggest idiot in Gaia right now. Well second to Reno according to the swordsman. But an idiot none the less. Why he would suspect Tifa to do that is beyond him. Nevertheless, the thought of her doing anything with Reno was enough to send him into a frenzy.

"Yeah, Cloud." said Tifa, "Just a staring contest. And the kids are here as witnesses. Is there a problem with that?"

"No. Not at all. I'll just be downstairs if anyone needs me." He sheathed his sword and exited the room, his face red with embarrassment and anger. As he headed down the stairs, a full-blown laugh escaped the room of the barmaid.

Apparently it was the barmaid herself.

"Did you see the look on his face? Priceless!" Tifa squealed, jumping and laughing where she stood. "Oh-oh! Reno, please tell me you recorded that!"

"Got it." the Turk showed Tifa his phone which was currently playing the scene that just erupted a few minutes ago. The barmaid had an evil glee in her eyes when she saw the video play. "I can't wait til the gang sees this!"