Chapter one: I was switched with whom?!

Draco's POV

I groaned when I opened my eyes. I was lying on the hospital wing,the lights off and warm.

I fidgeted a little. Then I heard voices. "Hermione,are you alright?" I turned and saw Ronald Weasley looking at me. Odd.

Then Harry Potter patted my shoulder. Were they nuts? I am not HERMIONE for God's sake!

"What are you two morons doing in here? Where's Blaise?" I spoke. And was perfectly astonished when I hear a girl voice. Was it me who talked? What happened? Did that Pomfrey woman gave me some voice exchange or something?

Potter and Weasley stared at each other.

"Oy,I asked you a question!" I yelled at their faces.

They stared at me again,their eyebrows rising up. "Hermione,are you alright?" Ron brushed my cheek. Yuck. Weasley was gay!

"Weasley I demand to know what happened!" I raised a fist. Then I stared at it.

Strange, My skin wasn't pale. and did my hand shrunk somehow? I remembered my hand was wider than this.

"Give me a mirror." I demanded. Potter pulled one from the cabinet beside me and I stared at the reflection of Hermione Granger's brow eyes.

I screamed my head off.

"Why?" Potter bellowed,alarmed.

"Granger.." I spat. I remembered the last spell. It was for her.. And then it also backfired on me. What if?

I already saw this in movies. People exchange personality.. If I was in Granger's filthy body, then I was a hundred percent sure she was in mine.

Fuming, I walked out of the bed and searched for my body.

"Hermione! What are you doing?" Potter hissed.

Found it. My beautiful sexy body lay on the west part of the Hospital Wing. The mudblood was still asleep. The nerve.

Pansy was crying at the end of the bed. Then she glared at me when she spotted me staring at her.

"Granger! Don't you dare go near him! We don't want to get contaminated by your filthy-ness." She hollwered.

I ignored her words and tried to shake her awake. I had to be a little careful,it was my body I was shaking.

"Malfoy!" I hated using my surname.

"Wake up!" I kicked the bed post. She jerked awake and yawned.

"Harry?Ron?" She murmured,her voice still deep in sleep.

Pansy's eyes widened. "Oh,Drakey! I thought you were..dead!" She sobbed hysterically on her shoulder.

"Get yourself off me you idiot." She snapped. I didn't know my voice was attractive. Well, I was very attractive. The blond hair was bobbing when she stared at me.

And she gave a very loud shriek that would break ten glasses.

"What are you-?!" She cried,aghast.

I pulled her arm and led her outside the wing. "Don't follow." I added behind me.

"Granger I am stuck in your filthy ugly body!" I hissed,when we were alone.

"And I am stuck in the over-smirking,self-centered,ferret!" She bellowed. My grey eyes were really cold. Wow.

"I don't care! Fix this!" I demanded.

"I don't know how." She bit MY lip.

"Don't you dare bite my red lips Granger! You have no authority to touch me!" I yelled.

"And don't you dare in mine!" She said heatedly.

"How can we fix this? I can't be stuck in this boring body forever!" I complained.

She rolled her eyes. My face looked so sexy from this view. Another wow.

"It was your fault! You jinxed me and I was sure it was filled with Dark Magic!"

I stared into her eyes and I found a resolve.

"Wait, I think I don't want to switch bodies yet." I smirked.

"What?" She glared at me as if I was insane.

"I'm going to have some fun." I sneered,tossing my brown hair.

The I put up a high shrill voice. "Oh,Professor Flitwick I think I answered number 3 letter c wrong!"

Granger narrowed MY beautiful eyes. "You want war?"

I grinned. "I'm glad you caught on,mudblood."

She laughed. "Oh,well said. Mudblood." She retorted.

And the smile slid off my face when I realized I was the mudblood here.

"Ugh! I'll ruin your life Granger! The perfect revenge!" I taunted. " Why don't we do a humiliation contest? While we search for a remedy,we can have fun!"

Her nostrils had flames. "You wouldn't.."

"Yes I would. The only thing to make it fair Granger..is to get revenge too."

Her eyes narrowed. "So you mean.. a humiliation game? Losers,losers,winners,winners?"

"Yeah. Your going down Granger." I took out a hand.

She shook it and retorted. "We'll see about that."

A/N: REVIEW! :D i know it was kinda short..the fun is still about to start!