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Chapter two:Confusions
Draco's P.O.V.
As I walked away from the hospital Wing with Potter and Weasley behind,talking. I suddenly had an idea.
Brilliant.
"Hermione,are you sure your alright?" Potter's voice called from behind.
"Yes." I snapped. My new voice was very discouraging. I was used to my drawling.
"You don't have.. Identity Confusion..d-do you?" Weasley asked,his eyes filled with concern.
When I heard the word Identity I turned and faced them with my hands on my hips.
"I told you I'm fine!now let's get a move on before Filch would spot us here in the middle of the night"
The boys gave me a curt nod and the three of us walked with rapt into a fat woman's portrait.
"Password?"
"Um.." I said.
"werewolves" Potter said.
And the portrait swung forward to reveal a hole. This must be the common room. How weird.
Everything seem so warm and..red.
"Hermione!" Ginny Weasley wrapped both her arms on my waist. And what does a Malfoy do when he's given a hug? Take advantage of course.
I tried to squeeze my body as much force as I could against hers.
Having noticed this,she let go.
"Are you alright? You should have told me! Malfoy really sucks eggs doesn't he? The nerve of that stupid ferret." she huffed.
I cleared my throat nervously and sat on a warm chair near the lit fireplace.
"I'm okay..Wea- I mean Ginny." The last word was a little tight on the throat.
"What did he do? Did he injure you? I heard from Ron that half your face was burned." Her tone was very like a mother.
"She's okay Gin. Madam Pomfrey has given her burn cure and mended her skin." Potter comforted.
I nodded in return but ignored their talk about how stupid Draco Malfoy was.
How odd to be here listening to their babbling and they didn't even know they were FRONT stabbing me.
"I'm going to bed." I declared half an hour later when the talk was Quidditch. I love that game and I had been biting on my tongue for fifteen minutes just to stop myself from talking.
I know Granger hated that sport. Self control.. that's it.
"Nyt 'mione." They murmured.
I snorted and walked towards a very inviting door I opened it and saw the poster of the Chudley Cannons. I grinned and started to feel the room's warmth.
"Oy, Hermione!" Ron yelled.
"What?" I yelled back.
"Why the hell are you in the Boys' Dormitories?" His eyes were bulging incredulously.
Oops. I closed the door with a loud bang and made way to the opposite direction.
"Where's my dormitory?" I asked angrily.
Potter's mouth slid open.
"I'll get you there." Weasley stood up and dragged my arm to another door.
Inside,was the most disgusting room I've ever been.
There were five four-poster beds and the hangings were the weirdest of color combinations.
Linens of plum and ocher colors.. Then there was purple around it.
The other one's hangings were mint green and the darkest of blue. Dorky.
The other two beds seem alright. I bet the ocher one was Granger's.
"where's my bed?"
"Over here.." the red-head led me to a poster bed with royal blue as the main hanging then a subtle twirls of some gold.
Well,at least,not bad..
Or I could say great. But I won't. Malfoys don't give compliments to mudbloods.
"See ya." She waved and left.
*
"Parvati give me that brush!" A high scream demanded.
There was a crash and silence. Maybe Parkinson..
"Sush it up will you Pansy? I'm trying to sleep." I muttered.
Then rubbed my chest. It was itchy.
My eyes flew open. I was still Granger! I thought the spell would be broken but here I was,rubbing my itchy chest. Phooey.
"Hermione?" A girl giggled. "you have been dreaming about Pansy."
Two voices giggled now.
"Shut up."
They did.
I stood up and changed my pajamas to school robes.
The two girls who I was talking to started to change too.
Damn.
I couldn't help put peep at them for a while before I could change my socks.
I'm having the time of my life. That Lavender girl really got a cute arse.
"Hermione!" Her twin hissed. "What are you doing?"
"Huh?" I said,my eyes still on the arse.
Smack!
"Ow! What was that for?!" I yelled.
"you were staring at me like a maniac!"
"Sorry.. I just had a daydream about erm.. Ronald Weasley." Yuck. I'm never saying that again.
The girls giggled and left the room.
I glared at the door where they exited and unto a table with a mirror above.
I had an idea again. Revenge for Granger,coming up!
I took a seat and faced the table that was filled with beauty products and make up.
I picked up a brush and started.
Hermione's P.O.V.
"So are we still on about tonight?" Blaise Zabini asked again.
"I told you..beating up kids is bad for my reputation!" I imitated Malfoy's best voice.
He rolled his eyes. "C'mon Drake! You said this was your hobby."
"No. get a life Blaise will you?"
He grumbled.
"We don't want to be late for Transfiguration." I quickened my pace.
His eyes were a little puzzled.
"Settle down now." McGonagall said.
I took a seat beside Blaise. Pansy gave me a wink. I winked back. I have to act.
Harry,Ron and Malfoy entered.
MY former hands were on my pocket and he was whistling.
But what made my jaw drop wasn't his tomboyish strut but what he placed on her face.
When everyone saw her,the Slytherins snickered and jeered.
MY former face was thick with messy make-up. The blush-on was too much on one side and too little on the other side. The eye-liner was very,very thick. I could be called an Emo. And the lipstick was the darkest shade of yucky purple.
"What the damn hell is happening to m- I mean.. Granger?!" I exclaimed.
He looked up, stared at me and smirked.
Ugh. My face looked hideous.
"Hey,Neville" He batted MY lashes. I would never do that!!
Poor Neville Longbottom ,stared, with gaping mouth and disgusted eyes.
"Ms. Granger, get that thing off your face!" McGonagall said in a scandalized voice.
"Ohh.. Don't you like it Professor? I finally learned make-up!" He replied in a sweet sugary voice.
Parkinson toppled over,laughing. So did the rest of them. But I glared at Malfoy and reviewed the best incantation to turn him into a wide-mouthed tree frog.
He grinned back and tossed dramatically,her hair.
Harry was biting his lip from laughing and Ron was pink in the ears. This has to be the worst moment of my life..
She walked to her chair,her arse moving to the direction. Gross.
"How's the walk for a model?"He asked.
"It was great Granger! A runway for long-molared people!" Pansy shrieked.
Every one laughed,He even joined in.
*
I slid off my seat when Transfiguration was over and ran directly to my common room.
He wants revenge? He got it. I would be the last one standing. I entered the girls' dormitory and spotted Parkinson's luggage. I pushed it open and started browsing for interesting finds ...
Draco's POV
Ha! Granger was totally scandalized when she saw me! That's for revenge!
I re-applied my make-up and joined Potter and Weasley on the Hogwarts grounds for sunshine. Other students were on the lake. Others were walking on the grass.
"Hermione..what are you doing? I know you never wear make-up before! But..you look..horrible.." Ronald admitted.
"That's okay Ron. I'm not an expert yet cause I'm still learning. Should I add more eyeshadow?"
"Er"
"I think I will."
Sneers and Jeers were heard from the entrance door.
I craned my neck and my eyes went out of it's socket.
Standing,boisterously,twenty feet from our direction,was Hermione Granger on a two piece bikini.
"I didn't know that bloke was gay.." I heard some murmur behind us.
She walked with my pale skin and all,unto the lake..crossing he sunshine. She was also wearing a straw beach hat.
It was hilarious of course.. EXCEPT THAT IT WAS MY BODY BEING HUMILIATED!!
She waved at every boy she ran across. She inserted something in the breast area so that it bulged.
The bottom area was bulging like mad.
She did a pirouette and adjusted the neck area.
I look really,really hot though..with my muscly body. The arms were perfect. And the legs were lean and long.
What was I thinking??!
NO NO NO!
"Wow. look Harry. The bouncing ferret is actually gay! He's confessing!" Ron gave an insane laugh.
Harry laughed with him.
The only thing to stop this humiliation was to put the spotlight to someone else.
Me.
I stood up.
"Hermione! What are you doing?!" I ignored them.
And strode to her direction.
"Hey,there. liked my bikini?" She asked someone who passed.
I tightened my knuckles and grabbed her arm.
"Come here!" I demanded. Then I pulled her face and kissed her lips violently.
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