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If you're not the one

Sweet Revenge

APOV

"Alice did I look like a freak?" Bella asked. She was whispering cause she didn't want Emmett to hear.

"No, you didn't. " I lied. She scared poor Eric when he came to talk to her, not that it was such a loss though. But still…

EmPOV

I heard them whispering to each other and they wouldn't let me hear what they were talking about. I didn't like being left out. I don't like it one bit. So I decided to steal the spotlight from my little sis.

"Awhhh…I wanna have a Flashback too! I wanna look like a freak just like Bella did! That's sooo unfair!" I whined manly.

Alice rolled her eyes at me.

"PUHH-LEEEEASE…" I brought the Emmett charm to a higher level and used my puppy dog eyes on her.

"Stop that Emmett, you look like a dog!" Bella hissed under her breath.

"No. I'm a cute puppy."

"More like a sick puppy." Alice countered.

I ignored her and kept on pleading with my soulful eyes.

"Aggghhh… You're making me sick.

Ok. You can. Just stop that, before I start throwing up."

"Yessssss. The Emmett charm is on the house."

I let my eyes glaze over with the smoke of the past… and then there I was…Wednesday, a week after the Diary incident.

I was on my way to get my daily dose of caffeine when I saw Bella and Jasper walk into Starbucks. Jasper opened the door for Bella.

Awhhh...That's so sweeeeeetttt!! What are they doing here? Are they having a date? My best friend and my little sister? Together? 1 plus 1 equals 3? No! This can't be.

I decided to investigate. I crouched down to the ground and crawled inside Starbucks, careful for them not to see me. I didn't mind the people staring, I was used to it by now. With my good looks and all, they just couldn't help it.

I ignored the 'what's the dork doing?' and the "maybe he's gone crazy" comments and concentrated on being the handsome, daring and may I say cunning, Detective Emmett Swan.

They found a table and Jasper asked Bella what she wanted, Bella asked for an Espresso Macchiato and watched Jazz walk to buy their drinks. Jazz also got a plate of Raspberry Danish with Mocha Swirls that made my mouth water. I barely registered a chick's voice about me drooling on her Christian Louboutin sandals. I so wanted an Oreo dream bar right now, but I'm on duty. I decided to get a little closer to them so I could her what they were talking about.

To be honest, I don't think I would be comfortable with Jasper being my sister's boyfriend. It would just be…uggghh..weird, awkward and kissy kissy ewwwwness.

I got near enough them to hear them talking. I sat down to the booth directly behind them. Not realizing I had sat down on an old man's lap. He growled and ordered me to get off. Bella and Jasper turned their head to my direction in my panic I buried my face on the old man's chest so they wouldn't see my face. They looked at me with disturbed look on their faces. Oh no.

"Emmett is that you?" Bella asked. "No. I don't know any handsome and strong guy named Emmett.

I decided to add a little drama to the scene to distract them.

"Go away. I'm having a moment with my daddy here." I shooed her away with my hand. The old man had started hitting me with his cane, and man did it hurt. I started bawling…out loud.

"Dad. Don't you remember me? Oprah helped me find you. There's a hidden camera there, there and there, so smile!" I pointed at random corners of the room not taking my face from his chest.

"Get off of me you oaf!"

"Oh daddy! Don't you remember? You, mom…you know. One night. You don't want me to go into specifics here. Cause it's gross."

"Stop being so stubborn and accept your son." Somebody from the shop shouted.

"Yeah!" The people seconded.

"But…I don't remem…oh! You mean Stella?"

"Huh? Oh…yeah, that Stella person's my mom."

"Oh my god! You are my son! My son! Why didn't that bleeptell me I had a son! What's your name boy?"

"Uhmm..it's Emme—…" I saw Jasper eye me suspiciously.

"…—ly." "Emmely? But that's a girl's name. Don't tell me you're a sissy."

"Uhmmm… No. Mom's on drugs." Oh my gosh. I'm so smart.

"Oh that explains I! I knew it! Does she hurt you son?" I wasn't listening to him anymore. I was more interested in what Bella and Jazz were talking about.

"Uhuh. Yeah. Yeah."

"Don't worry Emmely. I'm a retired colonel I'm gonna have that bleep arrested so she can't hurt my little emmy poo anymore."

"Yeah. Yeah. Shhhh… I'm trying to listen here."

"So what's your address Emmely?" he got out a pen and paper, that was when I realized I was going to get someone totally innocent, arrested. Tsk. Am I really that bad?Ooohhh. I got an idea!

"The thing is pops, mom changed her name and is now pretending to be a physics teacher in my High School, her new name is Jane Vendetta. She changed her looks too so you might not recognize her right away." Yeah. That physics teacher is really evil. She deserves to be put in jail. Giving me severe migraines from her tests. Uhuh! Definitely pure evil.

From the corner of my eye I saw Jasper pull out the chair for Bella and leave the store.

"So. It was nice meeting you dad. But I have a whole new life now so please don't ever come near me or even talk to me again cause if you do it would emotionally scar me for life. Ok. Bye." I ran out of Starbucks with my 'Dad's' mochaccino in hand and his wallet too.

"Nice kid. But wait isn't Stella a man? Oh technology." I heard pops say. He pulled out his phone and dialed 911.

*****

I followed Bella and Jasper to a bench in the park and hid behind the bushes.

"The thing is Jasper…you now… I wanted to talk to you about the diary incident." Bella said.

"Yeah. I've wanted to talk to you about that too." Jasper couldn't look her in the eye.

"Well. Can I go first?" Bella asked.

"Ok." Jasper conceded.

"It's just that I realized that…well…it's…cause…you know. I think I love you—…"

What?! I jumped out of the bushes and yelled.

"Ha!"

"What are you doing here Emmett?!" Bella looked pissed.

"Uhmm..ya now…I was just around the neighborhood and I decided to sit on that bush there… Hey wait. That's not the issue here. You just told Jazz that you love him!"

"Yeah, I do. I love him as a brother. You could've let me finish."

Jasper let out a sigh of relief. "That's just how I felt too. I loved you too, but only as a sister."

"See?" She crossed her arms over her chest and raised an eyebrow at me.

"Ok. Sorry I spied on you. Happy?"

"Yes." What?!

"It's ok?" was Bella sick?

"Yep. Why wouldn't it not?" is she serious?

"Well. Cause knowing you, you would've beaten the hell out of me by now for all the pranks I've done to you lately."

"Oh my foolish brother. Some of us had grown up. I think it's the mature thing to do to forgive and forget."

"Really?" I still couldn't believe it.

"Uhuh. Now c'mon we're gonna be late." I can deal with that.

*****

The three of us made our way to school in my jeep. When we got there, there was a commotion outside the school. The crowd parted and I saw a wild looking Mrs. Vendetta being taken away by the cops.

"Uh-oh." Bella and Jasper gave me a dirty look. I shrugged and pretended I had nothing to do it, but nooo pops [the old man from Starbucks] just had to come up to me.

"People this is the boy who tipped me on your Mrs. Vendetta, if that is her or should I say his real name." He patted my back and rode off. Everyone was looking at me I laughed nervously and ran to my first class.

I was on my physics class studying…or maybe sleeping. When the intercom startled me.

"EMMETT SWAN."

I jolted awake. "I didn't do it!"

Everybody started laughing.

"EMMETT SWAN, IN MY OFFICE NOW."

"Oooooooooohhhhhh…" my classmates taunted. Yeah. Real mature.

Maybe they already found out that I had been lying. I am so dead.

I knocked on the principal's door and he bid me to come in. instead of an enraged man I got greeted by applause and pats on the backs by the people in the office. Turned out Mrs. Vendetta or should I say, Mr. Felix [his real name] was a big time drug dealer and underground boss who had been wanted for so long. I became an instant hero, Oh the bliss, the glory, oh yes. I could definitely get used to this, my dad was so proud of me. The one bummer was that I had top give a speech on Friday. I was agonizing over writing my speech when Bella knocked on my door.

"Hey! How's the speech going?" she asked.

"Fine." Actually I haven't got one sentence yet.

"Can I see it?"

"No."

"C'mon." She grabbed the paper from me and read it out loud. "Good morning." Yep. That was it.She laughed.

"Go on laugh at me. Some sister you are."

"Don't worry Emmett. I'll do it for you." My sister was such an angel. She was the best.

*****

The next day a minute before the speech I was walking back and forth beside the stage, Bella hasn't given it to me yet. Where is she? 5 seconds before they called my name, Bella appeared out of nowhere and handed me a piece of paper. I looked at her and smiled. She had on a black t-shirt that spelled SWEET REVENGE in bold red letters in front. What up with that? Oh well.

One thing few knew about me was that I had stage fright, well not really. I only got stage fright when I have to read long speeches. I barely registered what I was saying because the beat of my heart was all I could hear so I just concentrated on reading every word correctly.

Good morning. My name is Emmett 'snot face' Swan. I swear Bella Swan doesn't have any of my abnormal genes.

I love pony rides and kissing monkeys. I have a tendency to space out as long as 4 hours. One day I'll be the First douche to jump over the moon, but for now I'll just enjoy jumping during my ballet class. And since I'm here now I would like to make an announcement… I have always been in love with you James Collin, every time we touch during football practice I feel an electricity shoot through me. I burn for you with an intensity of a thousand suns please be mine.

Whoa! That was a short speech. Gotta thank Bella for making it easier for me. I could tell that it was a touching speech cause everybody was looking at me with their mouths hanging open then they started laughing. Must have been funny too. And that was why James followed me around for 3 months before he realized that it was all a prank on me.

Gotta remember never to mess with Bella anymore. Well at least not anytime soon.

*****

BPOV

I watched Emmett snap out of his flashback. He did look kinda freaky. Next time I have a flashback I'd hide in my room.

"So…what did you have a flashback on?"

"Oh nothing. Just remembering how evil you truly are to me." He answered wiping the drool off of his face.

"Me? I was never evil to you." I mocked gasp.

"Oh yeah? Remember the Sweet revenge t-shirt you save for special occasions? Not evil huh?"

"You deserve it."

"I love the way Pranks make you human, your always so kind and sweet it's almost disturbing."

Awhhh..my brother's real sweet when he wants to be.

"And Bells…" Emmett trailed

"Yeah?"

"Edward Cullen is staring at you…" I froze. SERIOUSLY??!!

And then he squealed like a little girl.

*sigh*

EMMETT.