Hey my freakin loyal people!! Okay, so so so so so so SO sorry for waiting…um…a lot of time (I'm not stupid! I just hate math!) to update! You probably want to kill me now for this being an author's note instead of a chapter but just read this! Here is my list of excuses:

My mom broke our computer.

OK I know, I know. You may be wondering to yourself "How the heck are you writing us now!! YOU LIAR!!!" Well first, before you point fingers, I'm using my granny's much slower and retard computer, a computer I would never use to write the next chapy. This computer should be burned and I'm currently screaming at it every minute. You may also be wondering "How the heck did your mom break the computer?!?!?" Well long story short, she stepped on an important chippy thingy majigger (yeah you now know why it stays broken) that…well broke it. For some happiness, it will be fixed shortly.

I have some life.

This may not be a good excuse but an excuse nonetheless! I am not a robot that boots up to make you laugh and occasionally crap your pants; I am a thirteen year old girl that is about gradate from middle school, thus I have grades and exams to keep up. I also am a stressed thirteen year old girl since I take high school level classes (algebra..) thus I have homework. I'm also lazy so this sets the story back to…

I have succumbed to Harry Potter.

Alas…Harry Potter has gotten me. I started off saying I would die before touching that book and that it was full a fagotty gay wizards that should suck it but now I have all the but one of the movies on my DVR (talk about turning a new leaf)! I've been so wrong! I finished the sixth book yesterday and….I shan't comment of the sadness within (see! Ima freakin Potterhead!)! I again know what your thinking and for the alarming amount of profanity I won't write it but before you string me to a pike to burn I'm not saying this affects my Twilight, not at all, just my views of the awesome scarred wizard. I still love Edward, Jasper, and Emmett and pray for a smexy vamp to bite me and make me awesome and smexy too so nothing has changed (I only now wish I could be a wizard that totally snogged Harry at Hogwarts too…)! (P.S. People should read Harry Potter, it's so good and to be frank….the Weasley twins (people who read the books know) are funnier than Emmett…sorry!)

I'm traveling to Jamaica.

For my Jamaican readers, yes I'm Jamaican…well half and I'm going there for the first time in life in April! My dad's the full Jamacian and one of his five sisters (Jamaicans are very fertile…) is having a wedding so we were invited, naturally. My family has been getting ready for months thus setting my writing again back. I'm also gonna be in the country too (Christiana, Manchester for the Jamaicans wanting to meet me!) so there will be no Internet! With that deprivation of the Internet, I will be a dead by the next day….

And further ado the fifth excuse…....

I have no idea what to write for the next chapter.

According to my writing schedule I'm supposed to write in the girls' POV next but the slight setback is…I don't know what to write. I have to admit: the story with the girls is shockingly weak and even…OOC (eek!!!); all I know to write is that the girls aren't really in Massachusetts, just roughly around the area. Other than that fact I have nothing. This is where you step in: in your next review give me ideas to do with the girls (go to a remote village, pimp a hobo, anything…) and help my writing juices to come! I might even let you cameo as a thank you if I choose your idea!

And those are my excuses!!!!!! If your slow (as I'm aware some of you are…) your asking "What the hell are you talking about?!?!?!" To these people I'm saying: The updates (like Midnight Sun….sniff) has been postponed until these problems have been faced. You can help me: review and give me next chapter ideas!!!! Sorry for depressing you, killing you, and/or pissing you off!

TATA FOR NOW….

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(And P.S.: I still answer messages and check my e-mail, it's only the Word thingy on this damned computer that's a butthole and makes it a retard…)