heyy, sorry for the wait and the cliffy there but here is the next chap...hehehe
i *eMo TeAr* do not own twilight....yet...muhahahaha!!
emmett: ummm...have you gone mad?
me: no emmy what makes you think that?? *eViL sTarE*
APOV
hehehe....oh my sweet lover you just wait...hehehehe.
"i dare you to sing "rockstar" by hannah montana ( i know i hate her to but trust me..this is going to be worth it)
JPOV
oma!!! i cannot belive i am going to do this. my family burst into laughter as i grabbed the mic from emmett's massive hand. i heard the music start as i swayed around.
uh oh, yeah, uh oh oh oh oh yeah
sometime's i walk a little faster in the school hallway just to get next to you
some days i spend a little extra time in the morning just to empress you
yes you dont know this
yes you dont need this
and your not seeing what ya missing
on the outside shy&away..on the inside dieing to say
im unusual not so typical
way to smart to be
hanging around
tie-che practice's
snowbored champion
i cant fix the flat on your car
i might even be a rockstar
with the chorus jasper ripped off his pants and threw them at esme casing a sudden growl from carlise.."i wanted them" he said.
sometime's i wish when the phone rings that it would be you saying
lets hang out
then you'd confess that there's somthin special
why dont we find out
you dont even knotice
yes you dont see it
why you not seeing what you missing
on the outside shy&away
on the inside dying to saaaaay
im unusual not soo typical
waaay to smart to be
hanging around
tie-che practices
snowbored champion
i can fix the flat on your car
i might even be a rockstaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!!!
jasper tore off his shirt, now only in his boxers, and put one hand behind his head one holding his foot that was in the air and started to jump around.
ohh i am a rockstar
he finshed the song and there was just silence.
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(ten minutes later)
everyone burst into venom tears, apart from jacob whos face was streaming salty wolfman tears and was laughing there butt off. about five minutes of this and rosalie handed him his pants.
"put tour pant's on, even alice dosent want to see that-" she was cut off from carlise
"nooo, i dont want you to put them back on, i like them off!!"
" i want them off!!!" jasper screamed
"daddy whats a disco stick, and doe's jasper have one???" nessie said
"your mum and i will tell you later sweetums, and yes but its rather small" edward repled.
"how would you know?" jasper questioned.
"you remember that one time at the lake when that perana bit you were the sun-dont-shi-"
"YESS I REMEBER, AND IT IS NOT SMALL!!!, ITS FUN SIZE!!!"
all of a sudden michael jackson's ghost burst threw the door whering a scarlet and gold griffeyndor robe singing
"you got to cast it it!!! cast that spell. we hanging out with ron and hermione's blue.
harry got contacts so he can see me to you got to cast it!!! cast that spell..."
and with that he dissapeared.
"so edward..." jasper said looking rather much like alice.
"truth or dare?"
edward ansered easliy
"DARE, HALE!!"
"i dare you to sing....."
ha!! sorry another cliffy!! so what did you think? was it hate or love?? what do you want in the next chap? i really really love reviews...please!! its for the evil laughing puppy!!! 3 randomsillycullen