heyy, im sorry about the blooper i made when i posted the same chap but i changed it. oh ya i dont own any songs used and....and....damn i dont own twilight....*ALicE poUT*
EPOV
"i dare you to sing "baby got back"...we all know bel-"
"YOU FINSH THAT SENTENCE YANKEE I WILL GIVE YOU MENTAL IMAGES OF ESME NAKED FOR THE REST OF ENTERITY!!!" yelled carlise.
"did you drink duck blood again???" i asked.
"yes and now your apples look juicy-"
"MY APPLES!" yelled edward.
he walked up to the mic as he started to sing....hehehe i am so recording this....
oh my god
becky look at her butt its soo big
she looks like one of those
rap guys girlfriends
but you know who understands
those rap guys
they only talk to her becase
she looks like a total prostitute kay
i mean her butt is just so big
i cant believe its just so round its like
out there, i mean-gross look
shes just so....black!
my daughter put her hand to my face, and showed me an immage of edward looking at my butt. she pulled her hand away and giggled .
"that is so not funny ness."
"yes it is!" she said back
i like big butts and i cannot lie
you other brothers cant deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and
a round thing in your face you get sprung
wanna pull out your tough
case you notice that butt was stuffed
deep in the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and i cant stop staring
oh baby i wanna get with you and
take your picture
my homeboys tried to warn me
but that butt you got makes me so horny
ooh rump-o-smooth skin
you say you wanna get in my benz
well use me use me
case you aint no average groupie
ive seen them dancing
to hell with romancin
shes sweat, wet
got it goin like a turbo vette
om tired of magazines
saying flat butts are the thang
take the average black man and ask him
that she gotta pack much back
so fellas (yeah!) fellas!(yeah!)
has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah!)
tell em to shake it (shake it!) shake it! (shake it!)
shake that healthy butt
bella got back!!!
my head jerked up as i glared at my very sweaty husband (i dont know why but hes sweaty...you know you love it) and glared...its no secret i have a rather large butt but (hehe but but hehehe) thats not funny!!!! grrr...hes lucky hes got cheasthair...ahahahaha...mmmmm....hey wait a minute...
"STOP JASPER!" i yelled.
"i wasent doing anything...." he said honestly
they all stared at me and started howling....even carlise that trader!!!!
"im posting that on youtube!!!" i proclamied.
"hey guess what im posting!!!" said alice who looked very evil at the moment.
"what...asked nicely..??"
"the videos in your sock drawer on porntube!!!" she said.
"OH YES...OH....HEHEHEHE.....YESYESYES....EVILLLL......EVILLLLL....YESYESYES!!!!"
alice proclamied figgeting and worming around.
"did" i said
"you" edward said
"just" emmett said
"have" esme said
"another" carilise said
"evilgasm?" jasper said
"maybe...probly....YES!!!"
everyone was quiet for a minute...
"mommy whats an evilgasm and can i have one." nessie asked.
"a sudden powerful burst of evil...and no...hell no...."
" jacob do you have a disco stick and if so can i have it?" my daughter asked.
me and edward were pissed as everyone else laughed.
"jacob...truth or dare mongrel?"
"i dont compleatly trust you so truth."
he put his hand in the hat.
he pulled out a slip of paper and said "im singing-"
"GREEN DUCK!! THE NEW MENERGY DRINK FOR MANLY VAMPIRES!!!" carlise cutt him off.
soo what do you think? any good? let me know...please!!!!