hello, please...enjoy the next chapter that is dedicated to one of my favorite reviewers brittnayperson...
sorry for the long wait! i have had this chapter in my computer FOREVER so here you are...
BPOV
the only thing i could hear was
"MOMMY AND DADDY WREASTLING!" it rang from my daughters mouth like fire buring ... oh no....this is gonna be bad.
Edward took the paper from her hand's and put it in his backpocket.
"Nessie, promise me something." he said threw the howling laughter.
she looked at him innocently.
"Anything daddy!"
"NEVER, draw a picture of that...AGAIN!" he said strongly.
"oh yeah, that will be an akward conversation with the princepal " said emmett.
"shut...up....or....i will bite you....." my voice like thick venom.
"do it!!!! do it!!!!! do it!!!!" shouted Esme.
"not...infront...of my nessie." i said back.
"awww...anyway i dare blondie over there to sing "star's are blind" by paris hilton."
yaaaay! i actually kinda like that song...but not the person who sings it.
"okay." she said simply as ahe walked to the mic.
i dont mind, just hanging here with you
but i dont find, to many guys
that treat me like you do..
those other guys, all wanna take me for a ride
but when i walk, they talk of suicide
and im satisfied..oh no oh
even thow the gods are crazy
even thow the star's are blind
if you show me real love baby
il show ya mine
we can make it nice and naughty
be the devil, then angel too
got a heart, and soul and body,
baby im perfect for you
rosalie winked at emmett and then a chihuahua dressed in pink diamonds came in.
"tiger!" she screached and picked up the chihuahua.
this puzzled me...who was tiger?
"who's dog?"
rose jumped up and down hyperly..
"well it used to be mine, but then she ran away...10 weeks later we saw her in paris hilton's gucci bag...now shes back!"
"...okay..." i said.
then we hears a very nasel...almost baby like voice.
"dog where? dog where?" she kept repeting as she walked in...
"TINKERBELL!!" paris hilton screached.
"WHAT THE HELL?" i said exaspreted.
"FIRST there is a puppy....now paris hilton walks into our house...WTF???!!!"
paris walked over to rose and grabbed the puppy but did not sucseed in prying her lose from rosalie's arms.
"give her to me!!" paris said mimicking a 5 year old.
"HER is a HE and NEVER !!!" rose said as she ran into the woods.
"RUN ROSE! RUN!!!!!" jasper screamed after
woah.....emoooo......
Rosalie took off for the forest as paris looked at edward.
"Hiiiii, baby."
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WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!
"OH NO HOE!!!!!!!!" i grabbed her fake blonde hair and threw her to mexico.
Everyone looked at me.
"THE CHEESE IS ALMOST PRETTY GAY!!!" i screamed.
"Hey mom! tell me....WHAT THE HELL IS A DISCO STICK!!"
"Language nessie....." edward said.
Rosalie ran back and screamed
"BELLALISUIOS YOU MUST SIIIIIIIIING............"
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