Three Billy Pimps
Three pimps was selling out their hos when they said 'we wanna get laid!' But none of the hos in town would do it, so them gangsta pimps had to cross Santa's bridge. Santa was a drunk who liked beating the shit out of pimps. The first pimp who crossed the bridge got a beer bottle to the face, but he made it to the other side to hook up with this bitch Candy. The second pimp saw what happened and popped a cap in Santa's ass! Then the third pimp made him such his dick, which gave him gonnasyphaherpes and AIDS, so Santa's fat ass died and them pimps got LAID! The end.