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"Talking"
Thinking
"Demon Talk or Summon"
Demon Thinking or Summon
Dislaimer I do not own Naruto
Chapter 3 Why This Team?
Naruto is now waiting inside the academy classroom waiting to be assigned to a jonin sensei but she is in no mood. It turns out Kyokin and Koukin were late nighters and kept Naruto awake till they crashed. Right now, Naruto, Kyokin, and Koukin were now sleeping on a desk. Both Kyokin and Koukin were curled up on Naruto's shoulders and neck.
"Naruto... wake up!" Iruka tried to wake Naruto up. "NARUTO!!!"
That worked. Naruto flung her head up. This scared the twins. If they didn't wrap their tails around Naruto's Neck, they would have been flung to a wall.
"We're under attack! Call for back up!!" Kyokin screamed as he was dangling from Naruto's neck.
"Forget it! They're not coming!!" Koukin replied.
Naruto grabbed the fur on the back of their necks and held them to her face.
"Please. Don't yell." She narrowed her eyes at the twins. Both nodded their heads.
"Naruto. As I would like to know who those 2 foxes are, but I am about to name the teams." Iruka said looking at the 2 foxes that were held by the back of their necks.
"Now everyone will be teamed into groups of 3 with a jonin sensei." Everyone in the class was outrage by this late news but kept their mouths shut. Of course 2 foxes voiced out their opinions.
"But, we are already a team." Kyokin said.
"We already have combination attacks and we had to figure out how to put mistress Naruto into them." Koukin said with a nod from his brother.
It was exactly this conversation that kept them up. Naruto groaned. The threat of no ramen was the only way I got them to shut up.
"Well anyways team 1 will be..." Iruka called out the teams. Naruto was trying not to fall back to sleep as she kept the twins from going to sleep as well. If she has to suffer, than those two will have to suffer to. She waited for her team to be named out until.
"Team 7 will be Naruto Uzumaki, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke." Iruka said.
Of course this brought different results.
"Great. Stuck with the Emo-King and his fan girl." Naruto said not caring of the Sasuke Fan Club member's narrowed eyes and sneers.
"..." Sasuke also narrowed his eyes at the name he was called.
"Not the dead last." Sakura said but jumped in victory of being in Sasuke's team.
Kyokin and Koukin had their own opinions.
"Hey bro!" Koukin said.
"What is it bro?" Kyokin replied.
"Do you think we are able to do some combinations with those two?" Koukin asked while Kyokin looked at the two.
"No those two are not worth our coolness." Kyokin gave his answer.
I can see why Kitana gave them to me. Naruto thought as the two began bickering about how sleep would be so good right about now. I would love to sleep on a king size bed with silk sheets and a fluffy pillow. Naruto agreed with the twin's choice of bedding.
Once Iruka called out the teams. Once that was done he left to do some paperwork. Once he was out of the room. Naruto gave the twins an order to fall asleep. Which they were happy to follow to the end. They slept as time went by waiting for her sensei.
She woke up as she regained her sleep. She looked around and noticed the classroom was empty with the exception of herself, the twins, Sakura and Sasuke. She yawned waking up Kyokin and Koukin woke up.
"How long were we asleep?" Naruto asked Sakura.
"You were sleeping for 3 hours and our sensei didn't show up yet." Sakura answer with a bit of anger in her voice.
"At least I got my sleep." Kyokin said stretching on the desk along with Koukin.
"Our sleep would have been great if we had that bed." Naruto inwardly agree and Kyokin nodded.
That was when a silver haired jonin with his left eye was covered by his headband. He wore standard jonin clothing. He eyed his genin.
"My first impression on you... is I hate you." Sakura lower her head in shame, Sasuke sneered at the man, and Naruto just looked neutral while the twins were thinking of how to make this man's life miserable.
"Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes." The scarecrow said as he poofed out of existence. Both Sakura and Sasuke went to the roof.
"Dude, I say we burn his house down." Koukin suggested.
"No. I say we take something precious of his and burn it in front of him. Then we burn his house down." Kyokin said as his bro agreed.
"What if you knock him out as well and put him in the burning house." Naruto said as the twins were surprised at Naruto for making that suggestion.
"Now why didn't I think up of that in the first place?" Koukin said.
"Yeah, but for now. We have to find something that he holds precious first, then we burn it in front of him. What do you think Naruto?" Kyokin asked.
"We'll think of it later. But for now, let's find out what his precious is." The twins nodded and Naruto used the shunshin to appear on the roof. The jonin raised his eyebrow at one of his students. Sakura was surprised and Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Naruto just shrugged and sat down next to Sakura and away from Sasuke.
"Now that everyone is here. Tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dream for the future." The man asked.
"Sensei. Why don't you introduce yourself to show us how?" Sakura asked while the twins gave her a look.
"The pink haired girl doesn't know how to introduce herself."Kyokin said while everyone looked at the fox.
"What is she stupid or is she retarded." Koukin said and jumped away from Naruto's shoulder to avoid the pink haired girl's hands as she tried to grip the little fox.
"Naruto! Why don't you leave those foxes at home so they don't cause trouble!?" Sakura screamed at Naruto as she just ignored her. She just shrugged as Koukin jumped into Naruto's safe arms.
"That is not possible. If I leave them alone, who knows what trouble these two will cause if I'm not around." Naruto said as she put Koukin back down when Sakura calmed down.
"Now that is settled. My Name is Kakashi Hatake. I have a few likes and dislike. I have many hobbies and plans for the future... I never thought of it." Kakashi said only giving his name. "Since you asked first, you go next pinky." Kakashi said. Sakura was fuming at the name, as the foxes were snickering.
"My name is Sakura Haruno. My likes." She looked at Sasuke. "My hobbies." She looked at Sasuke again. "And my dreams for the future." She looked at Sasuke with a fit of giggle.
"What about your dislikes?" Kakashi asked.
"Naruto and her foxes." Sakura has become the number 1 target of the foxes.
The feelings mutual you bitch. Naruto thought as the twins were growling at Sakura scaring her.
I got myself a fan girl. Kakashi thought. "What about you brooder." Kakashi pointed at the brooder.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I have no likes, many dislikes, no hobbies and my dream... it's more of an ambition is to kill a certain man." Sasuke said still brooding. Sakura was owing the guy.
I've got myself an avenger. Kakashi thought. "What about you fox tamer." Looking at Naruto.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki and these two on my shoulders are Kyokin and Koukin," Both foxes raised a paw. "They like gossiping and eating ramen. They dislike tail hunters." Everyone looked confused. "Tail Hunters are people who hate foxes. There hobbies are to mess with people's lives and their dream for the future is to bring the Fox clan to glory." Naruto finished.
"What about your likes and all." Kakashi asked not wanting to know about the foxes.
"I have no likes. I also dislike Tail Hunters and the people of Konoha." Kakashi raised an eyebrow at this. "My hobbies are to figure out other ways to kill someone while fighting. My dream of the future is to help rebuild the fox clan and raise a family outside of this village." Naruto said in a cold voice that creep everyone out.
So, the Kyubi is manipulating her through the seal. Kakashi thought. "Ok. Now we got that aside we will start your mission tomorrow. Meet me at the training ground 17 to do your survival test." (I'm not sure about which training ground so I just picked a number)
"But sensei, we already passed the genin exams. Aren't we genin right now?" Sakura asked.
"Well that exam is to see who are able to become genins. These tests have a failure rate of 66%." Kakashi said looking at the shock looks of Sakura and Sasuke while Naruto was just looking drowsy.
"Well, meet me there at 6 in the morning and don't eat breakfast. You might through up." This again brought shock looks from everyone except for Naruto, Kyokin, and Koukin as they were slowly drifting to sleep.
Kakashi just left them to do whatever it is he does. Soon everyone left the roof.
The next morning.
It is now 6 in the morning. Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto and the kits were waiting at the training ground. Naruto and the twins ate breakfast. Why? Because the twins didn't want to go out with an empty stomach. Naruto was just going to ignore them and leave without eating until they gave the threat of keeping her awake. That got her to eat something.
As of right now the foxes and master went back to sleep, as they got comfortable with a pole.
3 hours later
Kakashi is late and Sakura is fuming, Sasuke was still brooding, Naruto is sleeping with the foxes curled up on her.
"YO." Kakashi arrived.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura screamed waking up Naruto and her foxes.
"Sorry I'm late. You see a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way around." Kakashi gave up his meaningless excuse.
"LIAR!" The Banshee screamed.
"Ok. Ok." Kakashi just waved her off as he pulled out 2 bells from his pocket and tied them to his hip. "To pass you need to take a bell from me before..." He pulled out a clock and puts it on a stump. "...the time hits noon."
"But sensei, there are 3 of us and there are 2 of them." Sakura pointed out.
"Exactly. The one that doesn't get a bell will be sent back to the academy." Sasuke and Sakura's eyes widen at this. "Also everyone can fail if you none of you don't get a bell. Naruto, your foxes will have to sit this one out." Naruto just raised an eyebrow at this.
"But what will we do for 3 hours?" Koukin asked.
"Just talk about some of the gossip that is happening in the village." Naruto just said receiving nods from the twins.
"Now that is settled. Now for you three to obtain a bell, you must come at me with the intent to kill. Now is everyone ready?" He received nods. "Now begin." Kakashi watched as the genin his in the forest. He decided to wait till he thinks that they are ready, so he is now listening to the twins gossiping.
"Yo bro. Have you heard about that old man dying last night?" Koukin asked.
"Yeah, apparently the old man wakes up dead." Kyokin said and Koukin just looked confused.
"What do you mean the old man wakes up dead? How can someone wakes up dead when the guy is already dead." Koukin said.
"You can't. You see the old man was alive when he was sleeping and he wakes up and died. Thus giving the meaning wakes up dead." Kyokin gave his theory.
"That bro is deep." Koukin raised is paw and Kyokin slaps it.
Those are the weirdest foxes I have ever seen. Kakashi thought as he left to find the genin.
Kakashi came across an open field. Hm. Sasuke is hidden in a tree on my 7 and Sakura is hidden in a bush on my 10. He reached out further. I can't sense Naruto.
Then Naruto walked out of the bush and face Kakashi.
"Shouldn't you be hiding?" Kakashi said as tried sensing Naruto's chakra. What's going on? Is this an illusion? Kakashi thought as he couldn't sense anything from Naruto.
"Well. I never planned on working together with Sasuke or Sakura if that is what you're asking." Naruto said as she figured out the test.
"So you know the meaning of this test." Naruto nodded as she set herself into a taijutsu stance that Kakashi doesn't know about.
"Well, let's go wild sensei." Kakashi just went to pull an Item out of his pouch. "You're going to use a weapon in a taijutsu fight." Naruto said.
"I am going to need this to fight you." He pulled out a book. Naruto forced herself from face faulting at the turn of events.
"What's with the book?" Naruto asked as Kakashi opened the book.
"I want to know what happens in it of course. You're punches and kicks will be too weak to do any damage to me." Kakashi said without looking away from the book.
"Too weak huh." Naruto said sweetly but darkly. She disappeared from sight and throws a punch at Kakashi. This caught him off guard as he used whatever reflexes he had to avoid the hit. Naruto kept throwing punches and kicks with great speed. Kakashi had to put his book away to fight her.
"What happened sensei. You can't defeat me without your book." Naruto taunted Kakashi.
He kept defending himself till he brought his own assault and Naruto kept avoiding his punched and kicks. A right punch and she side steps it as he throw his left and she side steps it again. Kakashi sweeps kick Naruto and she just vaults over the kick and lands on her feet. She kept avoiding his attacks.
Her taijutsu is so fluid I can't hit her. She keeps getting faster when I begin picking up the pace. Kakashi thought as he tried to sweep kick her again and waits for her to vault over it. Instead she back flips away from Kakashi. She is changing her tactics.
He's getting serious. I had to remove my weights to keep up with him. Naruto thought as she thought up her next move. "I guess I have no choice, but to try them out." Naruto said as Kakashi wondered what she is planning until she pulled out a pair of sheathes.
Sheathes. Kakashi thought.
Up in the tree Sasuke was watching all this unfold and is wondering how the dead last obtained this kind of power. How did she get this strong? I should be the one who should have that kind of power. I am a Uchiha. (1.)
Naruto gripped the sheathes and put in some chakra into them. Once she did, the sheathes released its blade in a tonfa style.
Bladed Tonfas. Kakashi thought as he pulls out two kunais and gripped one in each hand.
"This is when I get serious Kakashi." Naruto said out loud as she slowed down time making her move fast and attacked Kakashi.
Kakashi was caught off guard by Naruto's burst of speed and tried to defend himself by Naruto's onslaught. Naruto swung her left tonfa horizontally at Kakashi, but jumped away. She continued her momentum to spin around and swung her right tonfa at Kakashi.
Why is she spinning? That isn't going to reach me. That thought went out the window as the blade on the tonfa extended and cut the skin of his stomach. Kakashi jumped back for safe measures.
If this keeps up, I will be diced into pieces. Kakashi thought as he side stepped a vertical right strike from Naruto and jumped away from a diagonal left slice from her. She can't possibly continue these moves. She will soon run out of chakra if I by some time.
15 minutes later.
She is still fighting like before. Kakashi thought as he decided to use his sharingan. He removed his headband and activates it. He began to predict Naruto's movements he wasn't able to see any chakra coming from Naruto. What's going on? She's not using any chakra or... He started doing hand seals.
"Earth Release: Earth Dragon Bullet!" Kakashi yelled out as a dragon was formed from the ground and started shooting bullets of earth and Naruto. Naruto started side stepping the earth and strike whatever she can't avoid. That didn't end as the dragon went on a collision course with Naruto.
Naruto just smirked and step into a stance. Her right leg was behind her bracing herself as her right hand with a tonfa in it aiming at the dragon. She gripped her right arm with her left arm to hold in place.
"Peirce to kill!" Naruto shouted as the tonfa shoot both forward and backwards. The blade that went backwards stuck itself into the ground as the other blade that went forward hit the earth dragon pierced it in the head and began crumbling down to earth.
Damn. If this goes on I might have to use my left seal. Naruto thought as she retracted the blades into normal looking bladed tonfas. This is too much. I had to slow time down just to avoid his attacks. Naruto thought as she began weighing out her options.
She is definitely using chakra but its non-existent. Kakashi thought as he kept a close eye on Naruto and noticed a fire style tattoo on Naruto's right arm. What is that?
I can't do that. I showed too much to this guy. Naruto thought as she finished with her options.
"I'm sorry Kakashi." The said man raised an eyebrow at Naruto's change of attitude as she put her bladed tonfas aside. "But I'm ending this right not." The same tattoo on her right arm has appeared on her left arm. She began doing hand seals in high speed and finished with a tiger seal. "Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet!"
"Impossible!" Kakashi yelled out in surprised as he avoided the flames and noticed Naruto doing more seals.
"Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet!" She blew the flames where Kakashi was heading and hit him or a now burnt log. Kawarimi. Where is he? Naruto looked around. She felt a pair of hands grip her ankles.
"Earth Release: Double Suicide Decapitation." Naruto was pulled down into the earth only showing her head and Kakashi appeared where she was standing a second ago. "You should never underestimate your opponents Naruto." Kakashi said to Naruto who was smiling the whole time.
"You should take that advice to heart Kakashi." The so called Naruto poofed away.
"A shadow clone." Kakashi looked around to find Naruto and remembered that she can't be sensed. This will be hard finding someone who's chakra doesn't exist.
Kakashi kept looking around until he heard a bell noise coming from the tree in the middle of the field. He turned around and sees Naruto holding a bell in her hands.
This was getting boring. Naruto thought as she just stopped time to grab a bell. I showed too much of my capabilities. I should have just ended it from the start.
"How did you get a bell?" Kakashi asked.
"That is for me to know and for you to never find out. Depending if the Hokage will tell you and I sure am not telling you as long as I live." Naruto said as she went back to the twins.
Kakashi just shrugged it off and went to find the other genin.
Naruto arrived at the pole area and comes to the sight of two foxes wrestling around the area. Naruto just shrugged and made a shadow clone to go see the Hokage. Once that is done she leaned against a wooden pole and slid down till she sat on the ground.
"I sure am going to fail this test." Naruto said to herself.
With the Hokage
The old man Hokage was sitting on his desk in the Hokage office fighting a great evil that all Kages can't defeat... paperwork. That ended when 'Naruto' entered the office with a shunshin.
"Ah Naruto, what can this old man do for you today?" The Hokage simply abandon the great evil.
"I want to talk about my sensei Kakashi and I have a request." The Hokage looked puzzled. "You know what I told you about the seals and my abilities." He nodded. "I don't want you telling Kakashi anything about me."
"I'm afraid I can't do that request. A sensei will need to know what he can teach their students." The Hokage pointed out.
"That will not be happening." The old man just kept silent. "He has the sharingan and will only teach someone who has the sharingan and that is the last Uchiha. Besides he won't be teaching the Kyubi container." The old man groaned inwardly and thought of what he can do.
"I can't assign you your own sensei. It will show favourism." He looked at Naruto to find some kind of emotion. He only found the same cold look in her eyes.
"You and I know that I don't need a sensei. All I want is for Kakashi to know nothing of what I am capable of." Naruto could see that the Hokage was thinking things through. Then she looked at the piles of paperwork. "What if I tell you how to do paperwork a lot faster?" Naruto suggested and the Hokage instantly responded.
"Tell me how NOW!" The Hokage seemed desperate.
"If I tell you how. Will you promise me you won't tell Kakashi anything?" The Hokage nodded and Naruto just poofed out of existence.
"That little Brat! She didn't tell me how to do paperwork faster. She just cancelled her Shadow Clo..." The Hokage stopped his rant and began chuckling at this new revelation. He put his hands into a cross seal and shouted. "Shadow Clone!" and three Hokages poofed into existence and began defeating the great evil.
Sorry Kakashi. I am a man of my word. The Hokage thought as he pulled out an orange book and began giggling as he was reading it.
Back with the Real Naruto
Naruto received the information from the Shadow clone and Kakashi just finished his speech about the importance of teamwork after he failed the group. Sakura was the one who was tied to the pole.
"I'll give you a second chance. Right now eat your lunch and don't untie Sakura or give her your food. If you, do you will fail." Than Kakashi disappeared.
"So what do we got for lunch?" Kyokin took the lunch box from Naruto's hands while Koukin removed the lid.
"Let's see here... fried rice...sushi...don't know what that is... and vegetables." Koukin gave his report of the food in the box. Then both surround the box and began eating it.
I should have left them home. I don't care if they cause me trouble later on. Naruto thought as she began to rest, than Sasuke gave his lunch box to Sakura. She instantly accepted it saying that it was a show of his love but.
"We will need our strength to fight Kakashi and you being hungry will lower our chances of failing." Sasuke said.
"I'd give you some of my food but the boys took my lunch." She looked over at the foxes and seems them still digging in with their tails waving in the air wildly. Damn idiots.
Sasuke untied Sakura and gave her some food. That is when the sky darkens and Kakashi showed up in front of the five by a flash of lightning and looks pissed.
"YOU!" He shouted scaring two people while the rest just went on as it is.
Show off. Were their thoughts.
"You broke the rules and will pay for it." He began doing some hand seals. "Are you prepared for the punishment?"
"We can handle it." Sasuke blurted out.
"Yeah. We're a team and we will work together." Sakura said while Kakashi looked at Naruto who stayed in seated with her arms crossed and yawning. She looked at the scene in front of her.
"What they said." She shifted her head pointing at her teammates.
"You... pass." Kakashi said shocking Sakura and Sasuke. Kyokin and Koukin took advantage of this and began eating Sasuke's lunch box.
"We pass." Sakura was still shocked by this.
"Yup. If you guys just listen to what I said earlier about not feeding Sakura, than I would have failed you." Kakashi said as Naruto highly doubt that.
"Now that you pass I have to report to the Hokage and you guys are done for today. So meet me tomorrow at 7 in the morning." Kakashi said as he disappeared.
Naruto got off the ground and decided to go home until Sasuke block her path.
"Fight me." Sasuke said.
"No." Naruto said and went around him and continued walking home.
"So you're scared of me." Sasuke taunted her.
"No." She said as she kept walking away.
"Than fight me if you're not scared." Still trying to get Naruto into a fight.
"Just because I am not scared isn't going to make me fight you." Naruto said as she kept on walking.
Sasuke was angered by this. When he asks for something he gets it. This girl isn't going to deprive him of it. He ran at Naruto to attack her from behind but one of her foxes got in the way.
"When our mistress says no she means no!" Koukin shout as he inhaled as much air in his lungs that his chest was out and blew a huge gust of wind. The wind blew Sasuke back slamming him hard into a pole knocking him out.
I guess these two foxes will come in handy in the future. Naruto thought as she went home with her foxes in tow.
At the Hokage's Office
The hokage received his reports of the teams that pass from Asuma and Kurenai along with Gai was in the room for some reason. Once that was done Kakashi entered the room with tattered clothes with a few burnt marks.
"My eternal rival has come to give his report about his failed youthful team!" Gai shouted as the people in the room sweatdrop.
"Was someone talking to me?" Kakashi just said ignoring Gai's rant about his hip unyouthful rival.
"So Kakashi has failed another team. Just let me get the papers and be done with." The Hokage said as he went to get the papers.
"That won't be necessary Hokage-sama. I am here to say that team 7 pass and I'm here for information for my student." This brought shock looks from everyone in the room.
"Certainly this is not because of the Uchiha now is it?" Asuma said and received a nod from Gai.
"No they passed my test and the student I want information from is Naruto Uzumaki." This brought even more shock looks from the group.
"Why would you want information on Naruto?" The Hokage asked hoping he doesn't have to tell much about her capabilities.
"She showed abilities that genin shouldn't have." Kakashi said as he began telling the group the story that happened at the training ground during the test.
That was only a half of what she's capable of. The Hokage thought as he looked at the shocked looks from his jonin in the room. "So she is capable of defeating a jonin. I guess I can apply her into joining the Anbu."
"I advise against that. Certainly the Kyubi got a hand in this." Kakashi said as he regretted saying those words.
"So you are saying that Naruto is only strong because she has the Kyubi in her. Why don't you say that to her face saying that hard work will not get you anywhere. Also you doubt the fourth Hokage's abilities as a sealing expert that is also your sensei who you say is like a father to you." The Hokage said in a stern voice with narrowed eyes with some killing intent mixed into them scaring the one-eyed jonin. Gai lost some respect for his rival and the same can be said by Kurenai and Asuma.
"The seal that Naruto has right now is strong enough that Kyubi won't be able to manipulate her. If it tries something to Naruto, it will only be hurting itself." The Hokage said excluding the part that the seals on her back and arms.
"So everything that Kakashi said is all Naruto." Asuma said earning a nod from the Hokage.
"What about those foxes that hangs around with her?" Kakashi had to ask.
"She told me that they came to her and decided to live with her. Probably because she has the scent of foxes." The hokage said as he knows why they follow her.
"But they call her their mistress." Kakashi really tried to cause harm to Naruto.
"You would to, if you have taken them in and taking care of them." The Hokage said as he sees Kakashi giving up.
"Now that everything is settled. You all are dismissed." He watched them shunshin away and immediately made shadow clones to do the paperwork. This time he didn't take out a book but began thinking things through.
I should keep Naruto's file heavily decode for my eyes only. The Hokage thought as he knew Naruto's ninja career to be kept under wraps. I did all I could Naruto. The rest is up to you.
To be Continued
(1.) I tried not to barf as I was typing this part out.
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