101 Ways to Tell that You're Insane

by An Angel in Darkness

Usually if you're insane, you can tell. If you can't, here's a list to help you...figure things out. Even if you aren't insane, read this list. It will make you WANT to be insane.

3. Chapter 3

101 Ways to tell that you're Insane

21. Your favorite pastime is running around screaming "SCREW LIFE!" and ripping up math homework.

22. You have never actually tried your favorite pastime.

23. At the boardwalk, you and your friend won twin stuffed monkeys.

24. You named them Adam and Kris.

25. You make then make out.

26. You took a picture of it.

27. That picture is now your cell phone's wallpaper.

28. Your favorite female Harry Potter character is Bellatrix Lestrange.

29. Your favorite American Idol Season 7 non-winner is Danny Noriega.

30. You have considered writing a sing called "Intense Candyland" just for him.

31. You call one of your friends nothing but 'Ron Weasley' just because he has red hair.

32. Some of your friends have given themselves Harry Potter names.

33. You have a major crush on the one that's 'Voldemort'.

34. You don't want it to be obvious that you like him, yet your Harry Potter name is Bellatrix Lestrange.

35. You gladly accept, in fact SUPPORT the fact that Dumbledore is gay.

36. You named mops Moppy and Mopette.

37. You yell at your friend when they write that you hate "pie" until they take the "e" off.

38. You agree with them after that.

39. You mindlessly rant about how sexy Adam Lambert is.