Here's Kakuzu's Saturday!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Kakuzu woke up at 5:30 like usual. He followed his routine. First he counted his money, and then read the newspaper and before too long he could here Tobi annoying the hell out of Deidara. He then got out of his chair and walked over to Hidan's side of the room.

After wading through all the junk he made it to Hidan's bed. 'hmmmm… what to take this time' he wondered. He looked by Hidan's bed to see his scythe. 'Perfect' Kakuzu smiled to himself.

After he hide the scythe in the laundry room Kakuzu walked into the kitchen.

"We'll go by some more, un," Deidara didn't look happy.

"No you won't" He had no idea what they were talking about but this months bill was way to high for them to buy anything.

"Awwww! But Tobi wants cookies!" Tobi sat in a chair pouting.

"Too bad! We're saving the money for what we need." Kakuzu glared at Tobi.

"Alright" Tobi mumbled, still pouting. He stayed like that for a few moments before he went back to bugging Deidara. "What are we doing today sempai?"

Deidara sighed and Kakuzu could tell he was holding back his anger. "I'm going to work on my art. You are going to leave me alone, un."

Kakuzu snorted. Tobi leave Deidara alone? As if.

"But…" Tobi was wining. Kakuzu hated when he did that.

Deidara sighed but then an evil smile became present on the bombers face. "Why don't you play with Kakuzu?"

"Ok!" Tobi jumped out of his chair.

Kakuzu started hacking 'Oh hell no!' "Um sorry Tobi but I… uh… have too… help Hidan… Yeah! He lost his… uh… scythe… yeah! His scythe so I've gotta help… maybe later…" Kakuzu then headed far far away from the kitchen.

When he got to his and Hidan's room, he heard the Jashinist cussing out Tobi. Then he heard angry stomping coming towards him. 'Here we go.'

Hidan burst into the room and started digging through his side of the room. He looked for a few minutes until he saw Kakuzu smirking in the corner.

"Where the hell is my scythe?" He glared at Kakuzu.

"Come on Hidan. Where are your manners?" Kakuzu chuckled.

"Shut the fuck up and tell me!" Hidan looked like he was going to kill someone.

"Why are you asking me? Maybe Tobi took it." Kakuzu shrugged.

Hidan's eyes got really big and he ran out of the room.

Kakuzu smiled behind his mask. 'This game never gets old.'

A few hours later Hidan came back.

"Did he have it?" Kakuzu asked innocently.

"I couldn't find him… I think Deidara took him outside…"

"Oh…"

A second later a loud boom was heard.

"Well at least it was outside this time" Kakuzu cringed as he remembered the bill from that day.

"But how the hell do I get my scythe now?"

"Sasori said he saw it in the laundry room."

Hidan headed out again but stopped in the doorway. "Wait a second… Pinocchio hasn't come out of his room all day…"

'Shit.' "Uh… well… um…" Hidan was glaring at him. "You see… uh…"

"Thought so…" Hidan smirked. "Now, were the hell is it?"

"Laundry room… I told you that." Kakuzu said coolly.

Hidan gave him one last glare before he stormed out.

'Oh well this round of the game's over.' Kakuzu sighed 'that's one for Hidan which leaves the score at 9 me and 4 Hidan…'

Kakuzu walked over to his chair to count his money. 'Next Saturday will be better…' he thought 'I might go for his precious rosary.' He chuckled as he imagined the immortals reaction.

Muahaha! Poor Hidan XD he got sent on a wild goose chase… lol please review! Tell me whose day should be next… I need ideas people!