Two chapters in one day?!?!? It's a miracle XD

This was kind of confusing to write…. Together they're Zetsu but then there's Black Zetsu and White Zetsu….. So whenever I refer to Zetsu (or he), it means both halves….

Anyway here's Zetsu's Saturday.

Zetsu had been woken up early by Tobi complaining he was bored. While his black half sighed His white half told him to go find Deidara to play with. Tobi then happily skipped out of the room.

Zetsu got up and started to head to the garden when Pain caught them. "Did I ever tell you-"

"Yes Pain." His white half sighed. "Many times." His black half complained.

"Oh… How about-"

"That too."

"And-"

"Yep"

"Oh… Ok then…" He frowned and sighed. "Could you tell Konan to tell Itachi and Kisame to assassinate the Tashita village leader, Datesha?"

"Sure."

Pain smiled. "Thank you!" He then turned and skipped on down the hall. "It's scary enough when Tobi does that. Pain makes it horrifying." Zetsu shuddered.

He then headed to Konan's office to give her the message. He over heard Tobi's "Why" game and Deidara's loud responses on the way. Zetsu sighed and knocked on Konan's door before entering.

"Deidara's on the verge of killing Tobi again." White Zetsu reported. "Such an annoying brat" his black half complained.

She sighed, "Don't they ever stop?" she looked up from her work to looked at him. "What else?"

"Pain has requested a new mission for Itachi and Kisame." "He wants them to assassinate the Tashita village's leader, Datesha."

Konan sighed again. "I'll let them know. Anything else?"

"No" Zetsu replied.

"Then you may leave"

We turned around and left, closing the door behind us. He then decided to go to the garden to take care of his plants.

Konan had just given Zetsu the reports to give to Pain when he ran into Kisame. "Did you get your mission yet?" He asked

Kisame sighed. "Unfortunately… I'm on my way to the living room to wait for Itachi to finish dinner."

Zetsu shuddered. "Hopefully not involving vegetables again." "That was discussing" His black half complained.

Kisame smiled. "After what you did to him last time I doubt anyone will even think of eating vegetables."

Zetsu laughed remembering how he shoved Itachi head first into the garbage bin after stuffing the cooked (probably still hot) vegetables down his pants.

"I got to deliver these so I'll see you at dinner." Zetsu said still chuckling over the memory.

"Later Zetsu." Kisame called on his way to the living room.

Zetsu then left to find Pain. He found him in the closet reciting his latest speech. "Here" Zetsu shoved the papers into his hands and left before Pain had a chance to ask if he wanted to listen to his new speech.

He was in his room cleaning up Tobi's glittery mess from yesterday off the floor when he heard the blast. Sighing he threw the rest of the glitter in the trash and headed to pick some of his thinning aloe plants.

Itachi in the trash bin lol… Anyways please review who should suffer through a Saturday next! XD