I have to do WHAT NOW? Catch That Reference!, a naruto fanfic

Sakura took a week off from everything to watch over her first born. They were so beautiful! She gave Neji the week off to do whatever. Because she needed to be ready for the next man, she couldn't sleep with Kakashi anymore. She got lonely at night, but she figured that she would get used to it.

"Asuma, you're the next one on the list, correct?" Sakura watched as a four man team finished with a section of wood. She helped a little bit, healing wounds and giving them some chakra pills, but she didn't want to do anything too extraneous. It might affect her body too badly, and she needed to be perfect for the children to be born safely.

Asuma stood silently for a moment, and she could have sworn she saw a slight blush under his beard. But all he did was light his cig.

"Yep."

"Okay. Meet me at my house at eight. Please don't be as late as Kakashi-kun was"

"Aye aye, Hokage-sama."

True to his word, Asuma showed up right on time. He looked clean, like he just showered. He smelled faintly of smoke, but she found that it suited him. She invited him in and he handed her a single rose.

Sakura blushed and put it in a vase near the window. It looked good.

Asuma let out an embarrassed cough.

"I, uhm…if the circumstances were better, I wouldn't be doing this. Either way, I feel like such a bad person…"

Sakura shrugged, her mind somewhat accepting of it now. "I'm going to be the mother of the new village. What's better than that?"

He gave it some thought and nodded. He agreed with her.

She offered him a drink, and for a little while they drank some coffee. She really didn't like sake, and wine tasted too bad. Coffee was really the only safe thing other than milk, water, and juice.

And then they were suddenly in the bed, with him apologizing for who knows what, pushing into her with such vigor it made her wonder, if only a moment, how he could ever be sorry for nothing.

She moaned and came just as quickly as before, but again, being older, he outlasted her. She clawed at his back when he angled in differently and hit a spot inside of her that made her go crazy.

Sakura also noticed that both Asuma and Kakashi held themselves as far inside of her as physically possible when they came. She guessed, mentally, they thought that it would make it easier for their seed to make it to her eggs.

Asuma was a gentleman for the next month. He came over everyday, just like Kakashi, but instead of just asking fucking her, he talked about new laws and what the new world would be like. They did make love, sometimes, but it wasn't as frequent as the other Jonin.

Her third child came a little easier. Her body was slightly more used to the process, and this time it was only one. She was very relieved that it was female. They needed more girls in the world. Even if they were literally babies.

The birth was easier but longer. It took the entire day, but she said that it didn't hurt as much…it was just a little more tiring. Again she took a nap, and Asuma actually did something nice and snuggled with her, keeping her warm and making her feel safe.

Neji was now completely used to being a midwife. He didn't tell anyone, but he actually didn't mind not working hard on repairs. He like looking out for people, and everyday he learned something new about Sakura or the other man that hung around for a month. He gave it much thought and told the pink-haired mother that once their numbers were stabilized, he was going to join the medics.

Sakura was a little bit nervous for the next man on the list. Gaara had changed, yes, but his emotionless face made her feel like he wasn't even paying attention. He had given tons of effort into helping rebuild, only muttering about how his work was dedicated to Naruto and only Naruto.

"Hello, Gaara-kun"

"Hokage-sama"

"Sakura. Call me Sakura." She stated firmly, gently pulling him inside the door. She sighed and strode into the bedroom, showing it off to him with a showgirl gesture.

The red-heads lips twitched, and she guessed that was the closest he got to a smile or laugh.

"So, where would you like to fuck me, oh red one?" in an attempt to make humor, she made up a nickname on the spot.

He looked a little uncomfortable. He shrugged, looking a little lost.

"…Have you ever been with a woman, Gaara?"

Since Sakura still wasn't the best at figuring out what guys liked, she figured that they could learn together. She chose the bed for their romp because it was simple and easy, with three main positions they could do.

"Okay, so…a woman's breasts are tender, and personally, I love them massaged. You can squeeze them. Go ahead, try." She had stripped them both down, and found that the lanky teen was fitter than she was, even though he never ran.

Gaara tentatively placed a hand on one of her boobs and gave her a questioning look. She smiled at him and nodded. She had been so relieved to know that he was more nervous than she was.

His hand closed around her breast rather tightly, and she let out a little squeak. He recoiled, blinking quickly. She blushed. "Not that hard. Not right away, at least."

He nodded and she waited for him to try again. It actually hadn't hurt all that much. It felt pretty good, actually. But it had been surprising.

When she noticed that he wasn't doing anything, she rolled her eyes.

"Come on, try again" she encouraged, "just a little bit lighter."

His hand shook as he brought it back to her chest. He did the same thing as before, but this time so much more gently. She let out a small moan. His rough hands were so soft on her body now; it felt like a cloud was squeezing her body.

Gaara got a little bolder and worked with the other one, molding them around and trying to figure out what would make her moan again.

Eventually Sakura taught him other things. She knew that no one had really taught him about everything; anything he knew it was learned on his own.

His cock was only half erect by the time she finished explaining the basics to him, and she took it in her hands to fix that. This time he let out a noise and his hips thrust up. His eyes went wide and he started to apologize. She just grinned at him and took the tip into her mouth, sucking and flicking her tongue out like a snake.

Sakura had to take his hand and help him prepare her for his size. His member was a bit shorter than the previous two males, but he was slightly wider. She would really need to lube up, or trouble would start.

Once he had his tip into her, though, his instincts and lust took over and he preformed perfectly. She had screamed a few times when his pace sped up to extreme speeds, and he had to stop and check the first time to make sure she was okay.

"I will be if you keep going" she had screamed, pushing back against him.

His speed and power were too much for her after a short time, and she had come quickly. Gaara, bring new, lasted only a moment more after her inner walls clamped down around his dick.

Again she went through the process of growing a child within her body. It was a little different than being able to talk to someone else, though, since Gaara wasn't around as often as Kakashi or Asuma were. He did play a big part in rebuilding Konoha, however, so she guessed that she couldn't be selfish this once and keep him with her.

Instead she talked with Neji, formulating new laws and writing down things that they came up with. A majority of her day consisted of pouring over books and teaching him new and better healing Jutsus. If he was going to be a medic, he had to learn from the best.

Neji took pride in what he learned, and in a way he was like Naruto; he never gave up. Sakura was proud of him as well, because they didn't have many medic-nins left. Actually, they had her and….Neji. She worried that she would die after having so many children, but Neji assured her that he would keep her alive. With the pace that he was learning, part of her believed him.

Sakura also took time to feed and look after her other children, the ones that Neji had three or four clones looking after. There wasn't any danger of enemies, but there was hunger, potty breaks, and feeding time. Since Sakura was the only one with boobs, she had to feed them until they were old enough for a bottle.

Sakura had so much to do that she was never bored. Often she went to bed tired but satisfied. Neji was also tired, but he always slept in a super light sleep in a plush chair near her bed so that he could be up and ready for anything.

So it was surprising when, a week after Gaara's little girl was born, Shikamaru showed up. He raised a hand in a little wave and she smiled back at him.

"Shika-kun? Is everything alright?"

It was his turn to be surprised. His face went red and he muttered a 'how troublesome' before walking into her apartment and slipping his sandals off. He gave her a small smile when she realized what he was here for and blushed.

"Oh. Uhm, sorry I don't have anything ready…. I totally forgot!"

The lazy ninja shrugged and waved it off. "It's alright. Do you want me to come back another time?"

"Oh no, no…. its okay..." Sakura bit her lip. "But uhm…."

The shadow user tilted his head at her. "What's wrong?"

"…Would you like some dinner?"

Sakura revealed that she had been cooking dinner when he showed up. He didn't mind and said that he would love to talk over dinner.

Relieved, she served him a plate of whatever she made. They ate and laughed as friends, not a female Hokage about to get another child. To Sakura, it was quite relaxing. It also gave Shika an idea of what she liked. He wanted to see what she did and what she liked so that they wouldn't ever get stuck on a topic.

An hour later, Sakura picked up the table and set upon doing dishes. She didn't ask Shika to help, but he started drying them as she handed them to him. They didn't talk much, but eventually they ended up with the soap bubbles all over and with Sakura pressed against the counter, Shika hungrily kissing her lips.

He licked up her neck and she let out a little moan. His hand snaked up her shirt and latched gently onto a breast. Sakura wasn't wearing a bra. She slid one of her hands down his pants and found his erection. Both moaned and Sakura broke the kiss, gasping for breath.

They moved to the bedroom, still kissing and fondling. Sakura's hair was splayed against the covers, spread around her head like a halo. Shikamaru was over her in a position like he was going to do some pushups, hands on either side of her body. He pressed down against her, careful to keep his full weight from settling on top of her.

And then they were kissing again. Sakura had been kissed by many people by now, but Shika's kisses were the best so far. They made her lightheaded and giddy, but they weren't rough and needy. His lips were soft and so…kissable!

Suddenly she sat up quickly. Shika, still on top of her, was unnaturally quick to move out of the way so that his head didn't collide with hers.

"What's wrong?" he asked, his drawling voice now sharp and to the point. Concern laced his voice, and she drew her legs close to her body, hugging them to her breasts.

"I-I…" Sakura's voice was nothing like at dinner, loud and cheery. Her face was scrunched up, but then she burst into tears.

Shikamaru scooted close, ignoring his throbbing erection for the moment. He held her close, rocking gently back and forth. He whispered words of comfort into her ears, not once mentioning what they were doing or what had happened. He avoided her most painful topic of Naruto.

He held onto her until she stopped sobbing. She gave a watery smile and a hiccup.

"Sorry" She murmured, wiping a loose tear from her cheek.

Shika swiped a tissue from the bedside and used it to wipe her whole face, being gentle as he did.

"About what?" he pressed gently, knowing that patience would pay off here.

She didn't speak for a moment, but when she did he listened carefully.

"I feel so…dirty! I mean, I know what I'm doing is saving us, but it's…its painful! I thought I would find one man to be with and maybe have a kid or two. Now though, I have all these men and children! I can't do it anymore! I can't be a whore!"

Shika was startled. She had hid this so well from the others. He smiled and tried to sound comforting.

"Do you really think that we men think of you as a whore? Do you not notice the looks that Kakashi gives you? He honestly loves you, whether you have sex with him or not! So does Asuma! He always went on and on about that chats you guys had, ranting about how it was like talking to the smartest, funniest god there is!" Shika was on a role now, not stopping for a breath.

Sakura was looking at him with wide eyes.

"And I know it's painful; it's gotta be! I am not envious of your position when you have to go through the births. But I do know that I am envious of how you always kept going, no matter what the pain! Naruto never gave up!"

That hit home with Sakura, and she gazed at him for a moment. He watched her, and blinked twice when her shoulders started shaking. He hoped that she wasn't crying, but quickly realized that she was laughing. He stared at her, confused. His odd facial expression made her laugh even harder. Soon he was laughing lightly along with her loud one.

Eventually the moment passed and Sakura was wiping tears away from her face. She gave a last giggle. Then she let her gaze wander past his face, a smile growing as she did.

Shika blushed and fought the urge to cover up. They still had to procreate; so on they had to go…

Sakura was writhing under him, urging him to go faster. He didn't do as she commanded, however. Shika was going to make slow love to her, to show her that she wasn't a whore. She was indeed loved, even if she couldn't see it.

Shikamaru didn't like to hear her so close to release without the pleasure to do so, and he leaned down to suck on a breast. She gave a low moan. Her body shuddered as she came, and he thrusted a few more times before spilling his seed inside of her. Her fingernails were leaving deep marks in his back, and he wondered through his orgasm if she would heal that later.

Just as the two were coming down from their sexual high, a knock was heard on the door. Sakura shook her head back and forth, trying to make something invisible go away. Shikamaru sighed and muttered his trademark phrase before gently pulling out of her. He quickly wiped himself off and slipped some boxers and pants on. He didn't bother with a shirt.

Sakura sighed, pulled on a robe and followed him to the door. She sighed again when the knock, more frantic now, sounded again.

"I'M COMING" She shouted, frustrated with having to end early just for this.

Shikamaru blushed at her words and could only hope that the person outside the door didn't realize what their Hokage meant.

Sakura flung open the door to see Kakashi, blushing, and her anger grew larger.

"What the hell, Kakashi?"

He didn't answer for a couple of seconds, and when he did, his voice sounded strained.

"Sasuke's back."

Sorry it's taken so long. I've been working on my other stories and such more than this one.

But now I'm back on track and writing for all of them, not just The UB!

My favorite sentence in this is, "Neji was now completely used to being a midwife.". What's yours??

Anyways, please enjoy and tell me if you liked this chapter, hated it, can't wait for more, what your favorite part was...anything. Also, anyone catch my reference? It's a pretty easy one...

PS as always, it looks better in Word, so if you do end up copy and pasting, you'll find it flows better. Thanks!

PPS for those hardcore readers, please ignore that Shika was not next on the list. I just forgot to edit him into it in the first chapter.