Well It's like 3 in the morning and I can't sleep… though the 5 cans of Voltage Mountain Dew might have something to do with it… Oh well my lack of sleep is your gain! So here's Pain's Saturday!

Thanks to krazy-kate, JustYourAverageCrazyGirl and Devin for voting!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto (or Voltage Mountain Dew)…

Pain sat up in bed and stretched. After a few yawns he got ready for the day. He then pulled out his to do list for that day.

Give Konan World Domination speech (again)

Skip around the base and give anyone in your path the World Domination speech.

Tell Zetsu to tell Konan to tell Kisame and Itachi to assassinate a made up person

Annoy Oro.

Hide in a closet and make tomorrow's to do list.

While in the closet make up new World Domination Speech.

You see Pain's not really and egotistic intent on world domination maniac… (Ok maybe he's ego could use a little work…) He just act's that way to annoy the crap out of people for his own enjoyment.

Pain walked into Konan's room. She was at her desk working on papers. He walked over to her. "Konan?"

He heard her sigh as she looked up from her work. "Yes Pain?"

"You know how I'm capturing all the bijuu?" he tried to hide a smile when she rolled her eyes. "Well I plan on using their power to create an ultimate weapon of mass destruction!" a pause for dramatic effect and a forced gasp from Konan along with another eye roll. "It shall strike fear in the ninja's hearts! And then we shall control all of the ninja world!"

"Great plan." Konan rolled her eyes again. "Now, may I get back to my work?"

"Sure." Pain turned and skipped out of the room, mentally crossing off the first thing on his list.

He skipped his way into the living room and spotted Sasori reading the paper. 'bingo' he hid his smile as he walked towards the puppet. "Sasori, have I ever told you about the-"

And the red head was gone. 'Too easy.' Pain frowned.

He shrugged it off and continued down the hall. He spotted Zetsu and immediately skip over to him. "Did I ever tell you-" he started.

"Yes Pain." The white half sighed. "Many times." His black half complained.

"Oh… How about-"

"That too."

"And-"

"Yep"

"Oh… Ok then…" He frowned and sighed. He quickly came up with a fake name and country. "Could you tell Konan to tell Itachi and Kisame to assassinate the Tashita village leader, Datesha?"

"Sure."

Pain smiled. "Thank you!" He then turned and skipped on down the hall crossing the second and third thing off his list. 'Now to find Orochimaru.' He continued his skipping out of the base and headed towards Oro's layer.

He skipped right on into the layer and up to Orochimaru's bedroom. "Hello Old Friend" he smiled.

Orochimaru sighed. "Go away!"

Pain frowned. "Aw come on buddy!"

Orochimaru ignored the Akatsuki leader and started adding things to a beaker.

"What ca doin?" Pain looked over Oro's shoulder.

"Nothing. Now beat it!"

Pain went over to the other side of the table and picked up a beaker full of blue liquid. "What's thi- Oops!" He dropped the glass container on the floor causing it to brake and the blue stuff to go all over.

The snake man immediately chased Pain out of his layer.

Pain crossed number four of his mental list as he headed to the hall closet.

Pain had just finished his to do list and started on his new speech when Zetsu opened the closet door. "Here" Zetsu shoved the papers into his hands and left. Pain waited till Zetsu was gone to start laughing. Today's list was almost done and it wasn't even time for supper yet.

He added the finishing touches on his speech and started walking back to his room when he heard the result of Deidara's "Art." Ever since his encounter with Deidara's "Art is a Bang" theory he left annoying Deidara up to Tobi. 'Sounds like he's doing a good job too.' He laughed all the way back to his room.

So what you think? Poor Oro XD His turn is next by the way! Can't wait!