Here's Hidan's Saturday! I'm hoping to finish this by Thanksgiving so Itachi's chapter should be up soon but I'm not promising anything.
Obvious language warning…
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Hidan was pissed. First he woke up to a racket in the kitchen and then he ran into Tobi. Now his scythe was missing. He stomped through the halls down to his an Kakuzu's room.
Hidan burst into the room and started digging through his side of the room. He looked for a few minutes until he saw Kakuzu smirking in the corner. "Where the hell is my scythe?" He glared at Kakuzu.
"Come on Hidan. Where are your manners?" Kakuzu chuckled.
"Shut the fuck up and tell me!" Hidan was on the verge of killing someone.
"Why are you asking me? Maybe Tobi took it." Kakuzu shrugged.
Hidan's eyes got really big and he ran out of the room. If Tobi took it anything could happen to it. And when he says anything he means anything.
Hidan through the base to get to the room Zetsu unfortunately has to share with Tobi. He burst into the room and stepped into a pile of glitter. He cursed under his breath and pulled off his shoes to inspect the damage.
"Damn it!" Pink and red glitter coated the bottom of his shoes. "Damn Tobi." He mumbled as he walked to the nearest bathroom.
Hidan stormed down the hallways of the base. He was way beyond pissed now. He'd gone to Konan's room after Tobi's and then the living room were he had the unfortunate encounter with a pissed off Uchiha. And that never ends well.
Hidan burst into his and Kakuzu's shared room.
Kakuzu looked up from his money to ask, "Did he have it?"
"I couldn't find him… I think Deidara took him out side."
"Oh…"
A loud boom was heard and Hidan smirked. 'The damn bastard deserves what he gets'
"Well at least it was outside this time."
Hidan smiled at the memory of the fuming waterfall ninja after that day. Then a thought struck him. "But how the hell do I get my scythe back now?"
"Sasori said he saw it in the laundry room."
Hidan headed for the doorway in a rush. He was tired of this goose chase and wanted his scythe back now. But when he got to the door way he realized that he hadn't seen the puppet all day. "Wait a second… Pinocchio hasn't come out of his room all day…"
"Uh… well… um…" Hidan glared at Kakuzu. "You see… uh…"
'That damn fuckin' miser!' Hidan was ready to rip the man apart when he got a better idea. "Thought so…" he smirked. "Now, Where the hell is it?"
"Laundry room… I told you that."
Hidan glared at him as he stormed out of the room. Now it was his turn. But first the laundry room.
Hidan had just finished stacking the pile of money on the bedroom floor when Kakuzu stepped in. "What the hell are you doing?"
Hidan looked up and gave his most innocent look. "Why nothing Kuzu."
"Don't give me that look. It's freakin' scary as hell."
Hidan smiled then, a dark twisted sadistic smile. "Fine then." Hidan pulled out a match and lit it.
"Hidan don't-" But it was too late.
Hidan had dropped the match onto the pile of money on the floor and sat back to watch the miser franticly try to save his money. 'And Hidan wins the war'
Itachi's might be up by the end of the weekend… depending on whether my parents let me on again…