Well this is it! I thank all of you for putting up with my tardy updates. Hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Sasori and Kisame were the first to arrive in the dinning room. They were both out of breath from running trough the base. After catching their breath they took their seats at the table.
Deidara came next. He didn't look very happy and he was mumbling curses under his breath as he took his seat next to Sasori.
Following behind the bomber was a very charred Tobi being lead by a pissed Zetsu. They took their seats and Zetsu glared at the mumbling blond from across the table.
A very happy Hidan came in followed by Kakuzu. The masked man had his fingers wrapped in cloths and had a homicidal look in his eyes when directed at the smiling albino in front of him.
Konan came in and quietly took her seat as the doorbell rang. They all heard a cheerful voice shout, "I got it!" They heard the door open and then a yelp. After a few moments an irritated Orochimaru came in along with Pain who had a huge bump on his head.
They sat in silence while they waited for Itachi and the food. When Itachi brought the food out it was all they could do to not laugh at him. The Uchiha was wearing a frilly pink apron and had sauce all over his face.
Itachi threw the dish he was carrying onto the table and sat down beside Kisame. Everyone stared at the dish before them. It looked like somebody had spilled their guts into the pan after grinding them up and then set them on fire.
"Ummm… What is this?" Konan asked without taking her eyes off the burnt goop.
"The recipe said 'Meatloaf.'" Itachi declared.
They all continued to stare until Zetsu decided to try it. They watched him in anticipation as he filled his plate and took a bite. He chewed for a while before announcing, "I'd give it a five out of ten."
Asuming it was ok to eat they all filled their plates and began to eat.
Tobi started to sculpt animals out of the goo. He was quit content until the bunny he was making exploded unexpectedly. Deidara tried to suppress his giggles unsuccessfully and before to long he was on the floor rolling in laugher at the meat covered Tobi.
Tobi began to cry and Zetsu had to take him out of the room. He dragged the laughing blond out as well. The rest of the group continued eating as if nothing happened. They made small talk for a while like "How's the missions?" or "Awesome weather we're having."
Before too long Hidan started to get bored. He decided he was going to need to make this dinner a lot more interesting. The Jashinist piled some of the "meatloaf" onto his fork and flung it at Kakuzu.
Unfortunately for him, he's a bad shot and the goop missed its target and hit Kisame instead. The blue man didn't see Hidan hide his fork so he thought the snake man beside him did it. Kisame piled some off the goo onto his fork and flung it at Oro.
Kisame turned out to have better aim than Hidan as the food hit its mark. The pale man abruptly stopped his conversation with Itachi and turned to look at the laughing man. "What the hell?!"
Kisame was laughing too hard to answer so Oro picked up his plate and threw it. He turned out to have worse aim than Hidan as he hit Konan instead. Before too long there was a massive food fight with everyone getting covered in the goop.
Hearing the noise Zetsu came back in only to get a handful of goo in his face. He cursed and wiped his face. Looking around the room he wisely chose to back out the door.
After a few minutes the food stopped flying and everyone sat back down. Well, almost everyone. Hidan was lying on the floor, unconscious. Kakuzu hit him with a plate shortly after the fight begain.
Itachi decided to leave so he could clean off and Kakuzu followed to do the same. After a few quiet moments Pain spoke up. "Did I ever tell you how I'm going to catch all the Bijuu?"
Four heads landed on the table as Pain smiled happily to himself.
Hope you guys enjoyed it!