The next day was the first day of school. Everyone was sleeping still except for Tamaki, Naruto, and Sakura who were unusually hyper.
Tamaki snuck out of his room and creeped down the hall past Kakashi's room to Teshomi's. He opened the door right when a voice said to him, "And what are you doing, Tamaki?"
He turned only to find Chichi starring evilly at him.
"Don't you rich people know to knock first?" Chinatsu asked. "Besides, Teshomi isn't in there. He's already up and getting some breakfast."
"Oh, um, okay. Thanks. Bye!" Tamaki said. He ran down the hall towards the kitchen.
Chinatsu walked over to Teshomi's door and closed it. "Well, might as well go wake the other two up," she said to herself.
She walked over to Sasuke's door and knocked on it shouting, "Good mooooorning, sunshine!"
"Go away. I'm sick," he shouted back.
"That's bull, Sasuke!" she shouted even louder. "Don't make me come in there."
"Alright! Alright. I'm up, jeez,". Sasuke said, defeated.
He came out of the room and saw Chinatsu standing there in the newly remodeled yellow dress. They agreed to go wake Kakashi, but when they opened the door he wasn't there.
"Maybe he's in the kitchen," Chinatsu said.
"Maybe," Sasuke replied.
On the way there, Chinatsu poked Sasuke, "You're sick, huh? What made you come up with that brilliant excuse?"
Sasuke batted her hand away, "I didn't want to get up."
"Oh reaaally?" Chinatsu laughed.
"Yes, really. Why are you so energetic this morning?"
"I've been up for the past two hours and just had two cups of coffee."
They reached the kitchen where the rest of the group was.
When Teshomi noticed that they finally showed up, he started cooking their breakfast. Naruto, Sakura, and Tamaki were acting like hyperactive idiots while Teshomi, Sasuke, and Chinatsu were calm and ready to pulverize them.
Kakashi was getting a headache from them and thought to himself, IThis is like throwing oil on top of water. There's three of them who're day people and the other three who're night. At this rate I'm gonna go crazy./I
Out of nowhere, Chinatsu popped up and asked, "We're riding to school right?"
"Yes," Kakashi answered warily.
"Then...Can I drive?" she asked hopefully.
"NO!" Teshomi and Kakashi said at the same time.
"Aw, why?!" Chinatsu whined between eating her eggs.
"For one we want to get there in one piece," Teshomi said, laughing.
"I'm not that bad a driver Teshi!" Chichi whined.
"But your not that good a driver either. We're taking a limo to school," Kakashi added, laughing.
"Don't worry. One day you'll pass the test, Chichi. I'll teach you how to drive," Teshomi said to cheer her up.
"Whatever!" Chichi said sarcastically.
"Well, is everyone done?" Kakashi asked as he finished his breakfast.
Chinatsu got up and got her third cup of coffee while the others replied yes.
"Can I take my coffee on the road?" she asked.
"Yeah," Kakashi replied.
The group walked out of house and went to the limo. After everyone climbed in, it started to the school.
"So, what's our first class?" Teshomi asked.
"Um...French from the looks of it," Chichi answered.
"French? What's that?" Naruto, Sasuke, and Sasuke asked in unison.
Teshomi, Tamaki and Chinatsu started laughing and they all said in turns, "It's a different language. Like, um, how we speak Japanese. There are people who speak French."
They arrived in front of their class and parted ways with Tamaki and Kakashi. As they walked in they saw the twins and Haruhi sitting in a circle talking to each other. Kaoru noticed them and walked up and said "Bonjour ladies and gents. Welcome to French class."
"So you've finally mastered saying hello in French, huh, Kaoru," Hikaru said happily. "I remember one time at our mom's showcase he walked up to a French lady and said that he thought she was an old man."
"Hikaru do you have to reminisce on such embarrassing memories?" Kaoru asked with a sad, pathetic voice.
"I'm sorry Kaoru. I didn't mean anything by it," Hikaru said as he held his brother in his arms. They both started to tear up.
Chinatsu looked at the twins with raised eyebrows. "Um, yeah. I'm gonna go...sit over there," she said pointing to the far corner in the front of the room.
"Aw, but why?" Teshomi asked, laughing.
Chinatsu looked at him with an obviously fake innocent look on her face, "They scare me."
"You're not the only one," Sakura laughed.
Then, a tall lady with blonde hair walked in and said, with a thick French accent, "Bonjour, class. Please, take your seats."
Everyone sat down where they wanted and Chinatsu sat where she said she was going to sit, on the far side of the room. Sakura sat with her. Teshomi, Naruto, and Sasuke sat with Haruhi and the twins and class began.
The class was about an hour long. Teshomi and Chinatsu found it boring so they fell asleep. The teacher walked to each of their desks and pounded on them. They woke up with a shock.
"So the new students find French boring?" The teacher asked. "Well how about you two go up to the front and introduce yourselves, then? And please take off your sunglasses."
"Yes, ma'am," they said as they walked up to the front.
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto looked at each other thinking the same thing, This is gonna get bad. The twins could tell what they were thinking so they devised a plan if things really did get bad.
"Well, I guess I'll start," Chichi said as she pulled off her sunglasses. "I'm Chinatsu Mado, from Tokyo."
"I know her! I know her!" a fangirl screamed. Everybody was starting to get all giggly about this situation. Even the guys.
"I- I'm Teshomi Noda from Tokyo as well," he said nervously.
As soon as he finished the class ambushed him and Chinatsu, but Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto couldn't get to them. The twins, however, did .
"See, this is why you don't fall asleep in class," Kaoru told the two.
"Back up, now! Come on, back up!" Hikaru shouted.
There was a hidden path only the twins knew about under the teacher's desk. They pushed Teshomi down into the underground tunnel and then pushed Chinatsu down. The two of them finally got down into the tunnel and told the two of them to follow.
"Whoa-ho. There's a tunnel in the school's ground? How did this happen?" Teshomi asked, amazed at the tunnel .
"How do you think we don't get caught skipping classes?" the twins asked. "We, the host club, were bored one day so we decided to build an underground tunnel that leads from everyone's classes to the club room. It saves us time and trouble. It also leads to an exit to the lakes just in case we would be down here and a fire started or some other catastrophe happened."
"Wow. That's amazing that you guys did this," Chinatsu said.
"Well let's climb up this is the host club room," Hikaru said.
"Ok," Teshomi and Chinatsu said. They all climbed out one by one and said hi to their friends and customers.
"I wonder if Sasuke and the others know we're not there any more," Teshomi wondered out loud.
"Yep. We know. We saw the twins take you and figured you all would show up here," Sakura replied from behind them with a smile.
"So...Those tunnels lead all throughout the school?" Chinatsu asked.
"Yeah," Kaoru replied.
"Awesome! That would make one heck of a game of hide and seek, wouldn't it?" she laughed. Everyone started laughing as well.
"Well, well, look who's here," Tamaki said, from the couch he was sitting on.
"What?! You got something to say pervert?! We were just getting away from the friggen Flash Punk fangirls and fanatics," Chichi said loudly
"Chillax, Chichi. He's just being thoughtful…I think," Teshomi said
They all sat down and talked about how their first class had interesting entertainment.
"So what's the next class?" Teshomi sighed.
"It's theater," Kaoru said.
"Theater? But we're already playing the roll of normal un-famous people," Chinatsu complained. "Who chose our classes anyways?"
They all thought about it for a second and said at the same time, "Kakashi."
"Well, at least theatre is pretty easy," Chinatsu shrugged.
"For you, maybe," Naruto said. "Um, what exactly is theatre again?"
Everyone sighed and chorused, "Acting."
"Oh," Naruto said.
"Hopefully we won't be noticed," Sasuke said. "If there's another scenario like that…I'm gonna kill them."
"Hey. Hey. Get that evil look out of your eyes. Your scaring everyone," Sakura told him.
"Well it's time for class. Let's take the underground tunnel," Haruhi said. "Tamaki. you coming?"
"Yes my beautiful daughter. I am." he said girlishly.
"In that case stay here," she said
"I-I've been rejected yet again by my daughter. Why? Why?!" Tamaki fell into a corner and cried.
Chinatsu looked at Tamaki, "What...is up with him?"
"He's always like that. Don't worry," Haruhi said. "Let's go."
They walked down the tunnel and came out in an auditorium.
"Whoa!" Chinatsu said.
"Oh, great. The actress comes out," Teshomi laughed. "Just don't let her on stage."
Chinatsu backhanded his shoulder, laughing. They walked down the aisle and sat with the other students. Chinatsu leaned over to Sasuke.
"No killing. Get the glare off your face, buddy," she whispered.
A male teacher walked in and introduced himself as Mr. Mytho. The five new students were shocked at the sight of his out fit. And Sasuke's evil look became a little be eviler.
"Welcome to Theatre class newbies," The teacher said. "By the way, class, we have a new teacher in here."
"Who?" the class asked in chorus.
"Introduce yourself, please," Mr. Mytho said as he pointed behind the curtain.
"Yes," the new teacher said as he walked out in a tight outfit. "I am Kakashi Hatake, but You can all call me Mr. Hatake." He then noticed that Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Teshomi and Chinatsu were sitting in the front row.
The group of them busted out laughing at the sight of their leader in a tight outfit.
"W…wo…wow. I-I can't believe what I'm seeing," Teshomi said as he fell off his chair from laughing so hard. Naruto did the same.
"Oh…my...gosh..." Chinatsu and Sakura chorused, trying not to laugh. Sasuke's face was purple because he was trying so hard not to laugh.
Chinatsu was patting Teshomi's shoulder, "Please tell me you have a camera!!!"
Most of the group had to lean against the wall to keep from falling over because of laughter.
"Man...that was priceless..." Chinatsu laughed.
"Hey, I wonder what everyone back home would say if they saw those pictures!" Naruto said, recovering from his laughter.
"Oh, that's not something I would want to be around when it happens," Sakura said, shaking her head.
"I think Iruka-sensei and Pervy Sage would laugh to death," Naruto said.
"I think that the whole village would laugh," Sakura said.
"What's our next class?" Chinatsu asked. She was crying from so much laughter
"Karate," the twins said. "Hunny and Mori are the teachers in that class."
"Really? I thought they graduated," Chinatsu stated.
"They did. But they're here on a college level of schooling," Teshomi said as he walked towards them.
"Great then. Karate's my favorite," Chinatsu said smiling. "If we get to fight anybody, I challenge Sasuke!"
"You're on," Sasuke smirked.
"Oh boy," Teshomi laughed.
"I have a question. How do you know so much about everything?" Naruto asked as they walked to class.
"I was born into a family where you have to know a lot. If not you could be killed."
"W-What?! Ya-ya mean your family kills anyone who isn't smart?! That's harsh isn't it?" Naruto said, scared.
Teshomi laughed and replied "No, No, No." With a serious voice, he added, "Kakashi didn't tell you guys about our lives and who your protecting us from?"
"N-no. He didn't," Naruto said. He then noticed something, "Hey what's that scar down your right eye from? It's bigger than the one on Kakashi-sensei's left eye…"
"Crap! I knew I forgot to put on make up before we left for school. It's from a fight I got into a couple of years ago. This biker group was causing trouble at a store and they were hurting my friend and his mom. I walked outside and saw this, so I stepped in and kicked their asses. But one of 'em head locked me so that the other could slit my throat. Chichi came just in time and kicked the guy with the knife in the head, causing him to cut up my eye. I can see fine, though."
"So that's why you know so much? 'Cause of where you come from? I understand that. So what's with the burns on Chichi's arm?" Naruto said
"Ah. That. We were performing last year at the Tokyo Dome when it caught fire. Most of the people got out, but there were some who didn't, so Chichi went back in to get them while I was outside making sure everyone was alright. She didn't come out for a while and it started to scare me. The rescue team got there and went in. After ten minutes or so they came out carrying her. They said she was trapped and wasn't able to get out. She had to be in intensive care for almost a month. She nearly scared me, but she came out fine. All except for those burns. But don't tell her I told you this," he said to Naruto as he smiled.
"Ok, I won't tell," Naruto replied.
"You see this scar?" Teshomi asked, pointing to his arm. Naruto nodded. "I got this a few years ago in a fight with an anti-fan. Anti-fans really suck."
Naruto laughed, "I noticed something the other day. When Chichi stretched, and her shirt came up, there was a long scar on her stomach."
Teshomi's face kind of drooped, "That you'll have to ask her about. Hey, Chichi! C'mere!"
Chinatsu slowed down and dropped back with the two guys, "What's up?"
"Naruto wants to know about the scar on your stomach," Teshomi explained.
"Oh that. Well, two years ago, my family decided to finally teach me how to fight with a sword. Good thing they did, too. I had decided to join a martial arts class for the heck of it, and got to go to competition. I went up against Japan's greatest sword fighter. Turns out his family despises mine, so he decided to cheat. First round, he used a REAL sword instead of wooden and got my stomach. Second round, I decided to get back at him so they let me use a real sword as well. And dude, it was a CRAZY fight. We were all over the place until he ended up pinning me down...And...Uh...I don't think you want to know what happened next," Chinatsu explained, a light blush covering her face.
"I woulda pummeled the guy but I was restrained by my grandfather. Neither of us has led a wonderful life of J-pop/J-rockers. Actually we live quite the opposite of that life style," Teshomi said as he gently smiled. "So for every time a serious incident's anniversary occurs I smoke a cigarette. Like today."
"I wouldn't tell him about that incident, Teshi. Just sit there and smoke that cancer stick o'yours," Chichi said with sad look on her face.
Noticing the look on her face he said, "Aright, Chichi. So what's your story Naruto? I can tell that you had it rough as well. coming from a yaku- I mean from a rough life I see it in your eyes."
"Well," Naruto started, "I'm an orphan and have been living alone for as long as I can remember. I, um, have this problem which caused everyone back where we're from to despise me. Though, I do have plenty of friends."
"It has something to do with that mark on your stomach doesn't it?" Teshomi asked as he took a drag of his cigarette. As he stood, he said, "It's cool. You don't have to tell me. But I think its wrong to judge people by what happened to them. I don't think…No, I know you're not a bad person." He childishly smiled. "Lets go before we're late. I'm afraid to make Hunny mad."
"Right," the other two said.
Naruto was shocked that Teshomi knew how he felt. And he was glad Teshomi became his friend. Chichi too.
The three walked into their next classroom. Chinatsu was riding on Naruto's back.
"Hi!" she said, cheerfully hopping down.
"Hi!" Hunny said just as cheerfully. Mori nodded.
Teshomi looked around. It was just him, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Chinatsu, Haruhi, Kaoru, Hikaru, a boy with red hair, and a boy with light brown hair.
"It's just us?" Teshomi asked.
The boy with light brown hair looked at Chinatsu and smirked, "Well, well, well. If it isn't Little Miss Mado."