A/N: Thanks for the lovely lovely reviews! I can't believe some people stuck the wait out. Anyway, to all those people who still read this weird story, here's an update. My apologies. Gosh, school is hectic. I personally think my writing is falling, but....

TLP: As always, thanks for reviewing!

shadowtheo, tugger'sgirl629: I enjoyed making Tugger a queen too! Thanks!

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Gothic Tigress: I'm sorry! Here's an update!

Sitara: Thanks for reviewing. You've asked elsewhere, but I'm not Veerle Casteleyn. I don't really wan't to release my real name, so I'll just go with jemimaalonzo!

Hope you guys read this!


After getting back from the long date, Tugger was in one word, exhausted. Who knew that being a queen was so tiresome? Tugger really did wonder how all the queens managed to make it through the day especially with high heels on. Completely spent, Tugger sprawled onto his makeshift bed (it was made up of newspapers) in his den and fell asleep immediately.

Of course, being the Rum Tum Tugger, he had not given a second thought about what would happen after the date. He had only guessed up to the ending part of the date. So of course he had not taken off all the stuff. The clothes, the make-up, the high heels. All of that stuff was still on him. So in other words, he looked like a sleeping Jevietel.


Tugger woke to the sound of a familiar voice. "Jevietel?"

He opened his eyes to slits so that he could barely make out the cat in front of him. The cat had black and white fur, a tuxedo cat and….oh Everlasting Cat, it was Misto! Tugger leapt up and out of his den in a hurry leaving his high heeled shoes back in the den. He didn't even look back at Misto.


Misto was in one word, depressed. It was obvious that Jevietel had decided the date last night had not been nearly enough for her and went to find Tugger. If not for his pride, Misto might have shed a few tears. Apparently, even a really weird looking queen like Jevietel was too good for him. But just in case Jevietel ever decided she wanted him back, he took her high heels. (He also found out that Jevietel had the most enormous back paws.)

Just as Misto sat brooding around, who arrived on the scene but the Rum Tum Tugger, himself? Mistoffelees almost hissed at Tugger in frustration but decided to just sit there pretending to be content.

"Wha'cha doin'?" Tugger asked in an almost casual manner. If Misto had thought to assess Tugger, he would have noticed that there was a bit of eyeliner left on Tugger's eyelid.

"Debating on how to kill you", was Misto's reply. Tugger recoiled slightly and asked him, "What's got you so uptight?"

"You, Tugger!" Misto shouted finally fed up with Tugger's behavior. Why did Tugger have to act like he had no cares in the world? Why did all the queens fall all over him just because he was a slight bit good-looking? Why?

"Why!?!?" It was only then that Misto found that he had shouted out all of his thoughts on accident. Tugger looked a little downcast and ashamed as he said, "I'm…"

"You're what, Tugger? Amazing? Everyone knows it so stop rubbing it in my face!" Misto tried desperately to hold tears back at the thought of losing Jevietel to that conceited cat.

Misto turned to leave and began walking away nonchalantly as if nothing had happened at all. Just as Misto left the scene, Tugger whispered, in a barely audible voice. "I'm sorry."


For the rest of the day, it became painfully obvious to Tugger that Misto was purposefully avoiding him. Tugger decided to act like nothing had happened at all. Like the part where he had hurt Misto's precious feelings. Nope, never happened.

The Everlasting Cat must have thought that things had become way too depressed because all of a sudden there was an astonishing announcement made. From a loud speaker, came Munkustrap's blaring voice. "Attention to all Jellicles! I have an important announcement, so shut-up and listen!"

Of course no one listened to Munkustrap's blabbering anyway, so it was a futile effort on his part. Then the next thing Munkustrap said, "I'm going to become a transvestite!"

Well, that got everyone's attention alright. Jaws hit the ground, a few Jellicles probably fainted and one of the toms, whose name I will not release (*coughPouncivalcough*) let out a high-pitched girly scream.

Even Misto stopped in his tracks.

What, Munkustrap, a transvestite?

The Everlasting Cat did have a sense of humor after all.

A/N: It was cruel of me to do that to Munkustrap. I just didn't want everything to be sad. Sorry Munkus fans! Please review!