Improv-ninja: Hello people of ! Good news is I go to school 3 days out of the week only. Bad news is that I had to get a job on the other four days. Sorry guys but books and gas aren't cheep. I'll try to update as fast as I can alright. Well here's chapter 17 Don't Wanna See That! This was inspired by a certain scene that happened to my friend recently. I wasn't there for this and I'm glad I wasn't really. It just goes to show you how much it sucks to have a stalker. I'm going to try to add some comedic relief to this day by adding some of the jokes my friends came up with after this "incident". I hope you enjoy. Disclaimer: This one does not own Inuyasha nor does she wish she did. If owned Inuyasha I wouldn't be writing FAN fictions about it.

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"And that's why I said guys are more aerodynamic than girls." Miroku told Kagome and Sango who stared at the TV screen shaking their heads. The gang was in the boy's living room watching Miroku play video games before a UFC fight went on. He had just thrown a man and a woman who knew where and the game showed the distance they flew.

"That's the most sexist thing I've ever seen." Kagome said from her seat on the couch.

"Don't blame me, Blame the game." Miroku said.

"Yeah Saints Row 2 can be pretty sexist if you play the way Miroku and Kouga play." Inuyasha said wrapping an arm around her shoulders and pulling her closer to him.

"And it's worse than Grand Theft Auto no matter how you look at it."

"Hey Kouga found this out first." Miroku argued. Sango took the controller away from him.

"Where's the bar, I wanna drive drunk." Sango said. Everyone looked at her, "What? It's the only time you drink and drive and get away with it. And it's cool when the screen gets all blurry."

"But… you're straight edge." Kagome said.

"Yeah I am, but Miroku's character isn't."

"She speaks the truth." Miroku said, and began giving Sango instructions on how to get to a bar in the game. Kagome and Inuyasha watched in amusement as Sango drove her way to a bar. The character wasn't drunk yet and he had already caused enough damage to get him four stars worth of cops following him thanks to Sango's poor video game driving skills. Once she got to the bar and got the character drunk all hell broke lose in the game.

"Just wait till she finds out you can get high in the game." Inuyasha whispered in Kagome's ear. Sango put the game on pause and looked at Inuyasha.

"You can get HIGH too?!" She asked him. Inuyasha nodded, Sango's eyes widen as she practically ordered Miroku to show her how to get the character high.

"I think you just got your girlfriend addicted to this game." Inuyasha told his friend. Miroku didn't seem to mind one bit.

"So Inuyasha how's that plan coming along?" Miroku asked as Sango played the game.

"I'll tell you as soon as think of one." Inuyasha replied. Kagome looked at him confused.

"Plan for what?" she asked.

"To get Kikyou out of his hair." Miroku said, "I swear Kagome you're cousin is a scary stalker."

"She's been following me around when you're not with me." Inuyasha said.

"Is that who's been outside at night sometimes?" Sango asked not looking away from the game.

"Yeah, it's getting annoying" After a few minutes of watching Sango pretty much destroy the city there was a knock on the door. Inuyasha got up to answer it. He looked at the peep hole on the door and let out an irritated sigh (Hee hee. Peep hole… Peep!).

"What is it?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha didn't answer and opened the door.

"What do you- OH MY GOD!" Inuyasha yelped just before he fell down anime style. Miroku got up to help his fallen friend. He took one look at the person outside the door.

"Oh now that's just sad." Miroku said. Sango put the game on pause and walked to the door followed by Kagome. What they saw was Kikyou wearing a red silk robe and red flip flops. Her hair was down in its usual perfectly straight way. Something didn't seem right about the way Kikyou was standing. Well nothing looked right really, but the way her hands were positioned it looked like she was ready to take off the robe; or like she had just put it on.

"Oh my- did you just flash my boyfriend?" Kagome practically yelled at her cousin. Kikyou simply smirked.

"It's not my fault my body has that effect on him." Kikyou said with a grin.

"Listen bitch, I'm going to say this as simply as I possibly can. He. No. Want. You." Sango said slowly. "He. No. Like. Sluts... And whores."

"If that's the case then why does he hang out with you?" Kikyou asked. Sango would have attacked Kikyou right then if Miroku hadn't grabbed her.

"Kikyou just leave him alone. Can't you see he's lost interest in you?" Kagome said slamming the door on her cousin's face.

"Really now? Really?" Songo said irritated at what had just happened, "It's bad enough that someone next door was having a very loud orgasm, now THIS?!"

Inuyasha, finally able to stand by himself, went and sat back down on the couch, "Next time, you open it Miroku." He said. Miroku shook his head.

"It's too bad Sango can't be this destructive in real life." Miroku said. Then his face lit up like he had an idea and looked at Sango.

"No I am not getting drunk!" Sango told him.

"Aww come on! Just once!" Miroku pleaded.

"Actually since she's never gotten drunk we had to find out what kind of drunk she is first." Inuyasha said. "For all we know she could be one of those drunks that you can't tell is drunk until you've smelled her breath."

"Or she can be a berserker and can cause serious damage!" Miroku said.

"What if she's a cleaning drunk? I got an uncle who cleans a lot when he's drunk. What if Sango's like that?" Kagome suggested.

"I'm right here guys!" Sango said.

"We know you are my lovely Sango." Miroku said turning and looking at Sango who blushed.

Before anyone could say anything else the gang heard some muffled noises.

"Don't tell me the couple next door is going at it again!" Sango said.

"No it's coming form outside. Two people are talking, well yelling actually." Inuyasha said, "I think its Kouga and Ayame."

With that the group headed toward the door to find the source of the yelling. Once they opened the door they were welcomed by Ayame.

"I'ma bite you in a very none pleasurable way if you don't stop!" Ayame yelled.

"And if I find your 'none pleasurable' bite pleasurable what are you going to do about it?" Kouga asked in reply.

"There's a pleasurable way to bite someone?" Kagome asked Sango who shrugged.

"Are they arguing of flirting?" Miroku asked Inuyasha who also shrugged.

Inuyasha and Kagome took a few steps forward so that they can see the top floor of the apartment building. There at the top were the two wolf demons fighting.

"Hey are you guys fighting or flirting?" Inuyasha asked.

"And how do bite someone pleasurably?" Kagome asked. The wolves looked down at Inuyasha and Kagome. Ayame turned a bright red.

"You didn't hear anything!" Kouga said.

"It's hard not hear you two considering how loud you guys are." Inuyasha said.

"You guys haven't answered are questions!" Kagome called which caused Ayame to blush even more.

"We're fighting. And yes there is a way to bite someone pleasurably. Dog boy can show you later." Kouga said.

Kagome saw what the wolves might have been fighting about. Kouga had a Guitar Hero guitar in his hands. Everyone knew not to get into it with Ayame. She took the guitar battles WAY to seriously.

"They're fight-flirting." Kagome said softly as she headed back inside. Inuyasha followed her.

"No we're not!" Ayame and Kouga said in unison.

"Fight-flirting?" Inuyasha asked when everyone was back inside. Kagome smiled and nodded her head as she took her spot back on the couch.

"They were fighting in a flirtish kind of way. Like two characters on TV who hate each other and end up together at the end. It's the same thing." Kagome explained.

"I give them one more week before they get together." Sango said.

"My guess is two weeks considering how stubborn Ayame can be." Kagome said.

"I don't know. Kouga can be patient with her." Miroku said, "I give them a month before Ayame's stubbornness goes away."

"I give them till the end of the week." Inuyasha said flatly.

Everyone looked at Inuyasha for a moment Inuyasha simply shrugged and sat down next to Kagome. Sango took her place back on the floor and began to play again with Miroku attempting to help her.

"No one ever answered my question." Kagome said after a minute. Inuyasha got up, grabbed Kagome's hand and lead her to his room. It was a simple room with just a full size bed, a computer desk with had his laptop and a printer, and drawers. Nothing was on the walls; the room looked bare for the most part.

"First, get the mood right." Inuyasha said and began kissing Kagome. He wrapped his arms around her waist in which she responded by wrapping her arms around his neck. Then he began lightly kissing her neck. Kagome's heart began beating fast. Then Inuyasha gently bit her neck. Kagome left out a gasp of pleasure.

"That's how you bite someone in a pleasurable way." Inuyasha said, his lips still brushing on Kagome's neck as he spoke.

"Mmmm…" was all Kagome could say. Inuyasha kissed her cheek led her back to the living room.

"Tell me. Please?" Sango pleaded to Miroku as the couple reentered the living room.

"No." Miroku replied.

"Pretty please?!"

"No"

"PLEEEEEEEAASE?!"

"I'm not showing you how to through people."

Sango gave Miroku her cutest puppy eye. At that point everyone knew Miroku would crack to her demends. He looked away, but Sango held his face and forced him to look at her. Miroku gulped before saying no again. Sango let out a sigh of defeat.

"Inuyasha will you tell me how to throw people?" Sango asked. Miroku began franticly shaking his head and moving his arms.

"Sure Sango." Inuyasha replied. Miroku hung his head, "First you make sure you-" Inuyasha suddenly stopped. Kagome had begun kissing his neck.

"Hello? Anyone there?" Sango asked.

"Brilliant distraction Kagome!" Miroku exclaimed.

"And we leave!" Inuyasha declared as he picked up Kagome bridal style and carried her to his room.

"Hey if I can't do it then neither can you!" Miroku called.

"I claim abstinence!" Kagome called back. Miroku laughed.

"Sucks for you dude!" He called before Inuyasha closed the door of his room. Gently he sat Kagome down on his bed.

"I think those two need some time alone with that game." Inuyasha said.

"So you carry me to your room?" Kagome asked.

"What? I can't be alone with you?" Inuyasha asked, "I was emotionally scared for life. For LIFE." He emphasized "LIFE" Kagome giggled. "Let me have some time alone with a cute girl." Kagome blushed. Inuyasha put a hand on her cheek and started kissing her. Kagome happily kisses him back, placing a hand on his shoulder.

(A.N: now how do I end this chapter… oh! I got it!)

The couple continued this sweet, simple kiss. Both lost in one another. Nothing bothered them. Nothing mattered. To the couple, everything except each other was meaningless. Everything, that is, until…

"NO! NOT THE POLE DANCERS!" Miroku cried.

"You PERVERT!" Sango said.

"They meant nothing to me! Why did you kill them?!"

"Sure they didn't Miroku." Sango said. Inuyasha and Kagome broke apart. They stared at the door for a moment, wondering if that was the last of the yelling.

It wasn't.

"JANICE!" Miroku cried.

"Oh, so you NAME your hoes?" Sango asked.

"JADE!" Miroku cried, "JULIA!" came a few seconds later, "My triplets! Gone! NO!"

"Dork" Inuyasha murmured.

"What is Sango doing?" Kagome dared to ask

"SARAH!" Miroku cried.

"My guess is that Sango found Miroku's hideout and is killing the dancers in it." Inuyasha replied.

"CANDICE!"

"YUMI!"

"FRANCESCA!"

"APRIL!"

"SCARLET!"

"MIMI!"

"CHARMANE!"

"How many girls are in there?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha shrugged.

"A lot." He replied, "And they all have names to. Most are English names for some reason."

"KIMBERLY!"

"MIA!"

"SUSAN!"

"SANGO! OH GOD! Why did you kill Sango, Sango?"

"He named one Sango?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha nodded.

"AYANA!"

"YUZUKI!"

"XOCHITL!" (A.N. So-chi. Yes it's a real name. It's Aztec I believe.)

"What?" Kagome asked at the same time as Sango. Inuyasha shrugged and gave Kagome a 'don't look at me' look. Kagome got up.

"Were you going?" Inuyasha asked, getting up to follow her.

"To were my curiosity leads me. Today, I go to your living room.

Improv-Ninja: Uh… yeah like I said before. I don't have much time, but I swear to you on Aaron's grave-

Aaron: I'm still alive you know!

Improv-Ninja: I will keep writing. I hate it when people stop writing their stories so I will NOT do that! Go bear with me, please.