Meanwhile in konoha
Kakashi roams the streets slowly weeping over Naruto's body "I can't believe he is gone I mean he was always a knuckle head but things always looked better when he was around" walking even slower now to the Hokages office.
Back with Naruto and Konan
Naruto gapes saying "whaaaaaaat!" in a long exaggerated manor surprised at Konan's request. "WHY WOULD I TEACH YOU MY SECRET JUTSU" shrugging he says "besides what use would the sexy jutsu be to a woman it can't turn you into a man"
Konan nods saying "I know it's not for me I'm merely going to expand on your work"
Naruto blinks in confusion and says "and what do I get in return other than Akatsuki leaving me alone?"
Konan smiles and says "ill teach you a curse jutsu to use on your enemies"
Naruto sighs the alternative wasn't good either but oh well at least he got something out of the deal "ok fine ill teach you the sexy jutsu but I don't see what use it is to you" he grins thinking of a new prank and says "but first I have something I want to do" summoning two shadow clones one of which transformed into Naruto's rival Sasuke and they both ran off
An hour latter in Konoha
Kakashi sighs turning into an alley then he gasps seeing the last person he had expected to see "Naruto?" he said confused but then he heard noises and groans looking at the other he gasps "SASUKE?!" and runs from the ally screaming like a little girl finding a crevice to hide in and eventually falling asleep
Back with Konan and Naruto
Naruto grins and says "well you already know how to transform the only difference between them is I use more chakra and different hand signs but the idea is the same" performing the hand-signs Naruto says "Hitsuji, Ushi, Tora"
Konan performs the hand-signs although slower than Naruto and applies the chakra creating a large poof Naruto stares dumfounded drooling as he sees the clouds disperse
Konan frowns and says "what?"
Naruto chuckles like Jaraiya would seeing a naked woman and says "I think you have the jutsu down"
Konan frowns and says "what's with the look?" looking down at herself and realizing she was standing naked before the boy blushing slightly she growls and hits him in the head shouting "PERVERT!!!" putting him flat on his ass out cold Konan sighs and releases the jutsu "you disserve that you perv"
Meanwhile in Konoha
Anko whistles a happy tune before spotting something and deciding to take a closer look "Kakashi?" she said in confusion before an idea came to her head she grins and picks the lone jonnin up before poofing away to her apartment