Roses Are Red, Violets Are Green

by PeaceAndDiscord

In short, Luigi falls in and out of love, Mario has to save the princess and Luigi on a time crunch, and the Chaos Heart is again unleashed. Warning: slash, violence, and...uh...oh yeah! A little bit of love, if you catch my drift.

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2

"Hey, bro...? Are you in here?"

No Luigi. A scream from downstairs caused him to run down...and the princess was gone.

Downstairs was a whirlwind, too. Plates broken, the TV destroyed, the couch ripped in half. "Am I next?" Mario wondered.

He found a note stuck into the wall by a knife.

Dear Fatso:

If you ever want to see your brother again, too bad! Why? Because, my friend, The Chaos Heart has again been unleashed, this time by...Mr. Shadow!

He's never gonna amount to anything with you around, so...he enlisted my help! This deliciously evil plot will hit its end...oh, in about a week or so! This

time, Mr. Jumpsallthetime, you might need some assistance. Which, unfortunately for you, you won't be getting.

Signed, Mr. Shadow

The Chaos Heart, again? It couldn't be! And Luigi, turned evil? Mario regretted not taking Luigi along on his previous quests. Mario was so shaken up, he couldn't think straight.

In his room, he saw another note.

Dear Mr. Mario:

We regret to tell you that your shipment of overalls has been delayed. It will arrive on Tuesday, August 26, 2009. Thank you.

Sincerely, BeanBean Clothing Ltd.

On the back, it read:

Hehehe!

Dear Mr. Mario:

We regret to tell you that the princess has been stolen yet again. This time, you may not be able to save her...

Signed: Fawletta

Mario frowned. Both Luigi and the princess stolen? Which one should he go after first? Luigi's predicament was destroying the very universe; Peach's might get her killed. He needed help.

Mario visited all of his past allies; however, everyone seemed overeager to harm him. "Gawd, you'd think then maybe..."

The same held true for all of his past enemies. Meanwhile, the Void grew larger every minute...

"OK, then,"Mario mumbled to no one in particular. "I guess I'll just have to stop Luigi's captors first."

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Meanwhile, at Bowser's Castle:

"Mr. Shadow, how is your plan coming along?"

"Very nicely, Fawletta. And yours...?"

"The princess doesn't want to cooperate."

"Oh, that's too bad..."

The princess piped up. "I'll never do what you want! Never! Neve-"

She fell asleep as Mr. Shadow's hypnosis became to much for her.

Suddenly..."And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at kindergarten picnic!"