A day later with Konan and Naruto
Naruto yawns after a day of training with Konan he found she really wasn't that bad of a person in fact Naruto thought that she was rather pretty despite her constant unhappiness
Konan smiles and says "hay baka what's your name?" having not slept that night so she could work on her new jutsu
Naruto frowns tired of being called baka all the time he says "I'm Naruto" deciding that his mask was to tiring to wear today "Naruto Uzumaki" in a serous tone
Konan noticing the change in tone and the way Naruto was holding himself suddenly gave her the urge to comfort him but she resisted thinking 'I'm Akatsuki I'm not supposed to feel sorry for this whelp he is the nine tailed fox nothing more nothing less' "well Naruto now its my turn to teach you in return the jutsu I'm going to teach you is called the sexy curse jutsu" showing him the hand signs and saying "u, tatsu, Hitsuji, Ushi, Tora, Saru, Tori, Ne" putting her stoic mask back on. "It is a curse jutsu so we need a test subject lets go to Konoha" making her voice emotionless
Naruto grins already having the perfect test subject in mind
Meanwhile in Konoha
Kakashi poofs out of Anko's house, and runs through the streets naked screaming "RAAAAAPE!!!!!" running around like a mad man after about an hour of running around he finds some clothes and then walks to a building with a for sale sign on it buying it before continuing his mad run
Meanwhile at the Uchiha manor
Sasuke sighs today had been a long uneventful day Kakashi had skipped out on training … AGAIN and Sakura wouldn't stop pestering him. At this very moment she was pounding on his door begging to be let in. after sharpening all his kunai he heard a poof and the sound of a shuriken as one of his traps where triggered. Looking up he sees a grinning idiot
"HAY DOPE GET OUTA MY HOUSE" Sasuke yelled before feeling a pinching sensation on his shoulder and screaming in pain
"sexy curse jutsu" said one grinning dobe as his shadow clone undid all the traps and locks letting Sakura in after Naruto poofed away
Sakura hearing the click of the door unlocking and a poof walks in to see Sasuke on the floor looking passed out
Sasuke stands his usual stoic expression on his face seeing Sakura he grunts his hello
Sakura stands there gapping for a moment before saying "SASUKE WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS!!!"
Sasuke realizing the change in his body blushes for three seconds before throwing three kunai one into Sakura's heart one her head and the third her liver for good measure. Killing her before the evidence could get away. Then he threw her into a freezer for latter disposal before locking his door again.