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Title: Misunderstanding
Pairing: None
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto all characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Rated: K+
UNBETAED- My beta reader has started school again and hasn't had time to check over my chapters T_T
Summary:Naruto and Sasuke overhear something and come to the wrong conclusion. What was it they misunderstood and how does it involve Kakashi and Iruka?
Naruto wanted to go and visit Iruka-sensei and had dragged Sasuke along. They had decided to come through the gate at in Iruka's backyard and ended up hearing a rather inappropriate conversation between their old academy sensei and their new Jounin sensei.
"...how do you keep them so nice, round, and firm..."
They heard Iruka-sensei gasp and then Kakashi-sensei saying he couldn't help himself. Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other and blushed. It seemed as if they had just found out that Iruka and Kakashi were...together.
"I'll kill that perv for doing those things to poor innocent Iruka-sensei!" Naruto yelled as Sasuke dragged him away.
"You moron. Iruka-sensei could have stopped Kakashi-sensei whenever he wanted." Sasuke snapped trying to get his blush to go away.
"Oh no your right!" Nauto moaned in dismay.
"It's okay Naurto. At least if we see Iruka-sensei walking funny we'll know why." Sasuke commented trying his hardest to keep the mental image of his two sensei's doing...that out of his mind.
"Sasuke!"
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"Mah, Iruka can I ask you something?" Kakashi asked peeking over his Icha Icha book to look at Iruka.
They were both currently in Iruka's backyard with Kakashi sitting on the grass leaning against a tree trunk and Iruka beside him laying on his stomach, watching the bird bath in front of him where to little sparrows were fighting over it.
"Sure." Iruka answered glancing over at Kakashi.
"I was wondering how you kept them so nice, round and firm." Kakashi asked.
Iruka gave him a knowing smile and answered. "Now Kakashi if I told you that you wouldn't come over to keep me company."
"You know I'd always come over no matter what." Kakashi replied reaching out and giving one of the a slight squeeze.
Iruka gasped in surprise and slapped Kakashi's hand away.
"Don't do that you might make them bruise!" Iruka scolded.
"I can't help myself. Whenever I see them I just want to eat them." Kakashi whined.
"Fine you can have one." Iruka sighed finally giving in and handing the bowl over.
Kakashi gave him a little crescent eyed smile and grabbed on of the beautiful round, firm peaches and took a happy bite.
In all of the Leaf Village Iruka was the only one who grew the best peaches.
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On a beautiful bright and sunny day two young genin were mentally scared for life. Neither of them every realizing it was simply a misunderstanding...