Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Please note these limericks will eventually tell the story of the movie so check back for new chapters ^-^
Vulcan's Purpose
Jim was feeling really quite saddened
For on Earth, he was left quite abandoned
Wielding hypo in hand
Bones constructed a plan
Which made Jim alarmed to see him so gladdened.
"To avoid favoritism," said he
"I should not assign you to the same ship as me."
This was Spock's excuse
In hopes Uhura would not deduce
That his interest did not linger with she.
It was poor Hikaru Sulu's first day
The ship was to leave without delay
But that damn inertial dampener
Was being quite the little hamperer
Forcing Captain Pike's order to belay.
Jim's determination was certainly noted
As he raced around the ship, hands still bloated
Ran head-first to the bridge
Disregarding the damage
Since it wouldn't matter if the Enterprise exploded.
They came out of warp all but blind
The same question was on all their minds:
"This garbage and mess
Has space quite in distress.
Who's gonna clean up the ship parts this time?"
Kirk/Spock fans 'round the world, come and sing!
The destruction of Vulcan is by no means a bad thing.
Look closely, for this auspice
Served a much higher purpose:
To kill off that bitch named T'Pring.
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