Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Please note these limericks will eventually tell the story of the movie so check back for new chapters ^-^
Red Shirts: A Legacy
In Star Trek, there is such thing as fate
To fans, consistency is great
And to no one's surprise
The red shirt up and dies
For deploying his parachute late.
Jim and Sulu were engaged in the fight
But 'twas dear Sulu that stole the limelight
For his retractable sword
Has the ladies assured
He'll be coming and going tonight.
So the boys' kicked some Romulan ass
But, oh no, how to stop the drill fast?
So they each pulled out a gun
To the other setting, not stun
And blew apart that chain in a blast!
Spock beamed down to the surface below
In a rush to have his family in tow
He made a grab for his mother
As a column crushed another
But, alas, just a second too slow.
Us ladies in the theater sighed
As Spock stepped off the platform dry-eyed
Our Vulcan, strong and brave
But his anguish we still craved
From those lips, no cries would be cried.
That seems like the proper, horrible place to leave the poems for now, with our dear Spock in shock.
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