Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Please note these limericks will eventually tell the story of the movie so check back for new chapters ^-^
Forgotten Plot Devices
"Bitch, take your hands off Kirk's man!"
Screamed every devoted Kirk/Spock fan.
But when Spock hugged her back
All our jaws just went slack
This romance was not part of the plan.
On the bridge, Jim had caused quite a stir
Demanding not to retreat, but conquer
A quick pinch of the neck
Sent Jim's head to the deck
For a study of Delta Vega's culture.
Ice planets were not Jim's forte
Nor was being turned into a beast's sundae
But, now, who was surprised
When a certain Vulcan arrived
And whisked his Jim Kirk quickly away?
Said the Vulcan to Jim, "I am Spock."
To which Jim replied, "Hell no, you are not!
For the Spock that I know
Would not so blatantly show
A smile as wide as his ****."
Jim refused to believe what he heard
He needed proof, like a type of password
So when Spock, with not quite a sigh
Described the mark on Jim's thigh
Jim's trust in him was assured.
So you're telling me Jim was alone with Spock Prime
Stranded on a planet without rescue this time
When you put Kirk and Spock in a cave
We know how they'll behave
Or am I the only one that remembers this plotline?
Mmm that was a tasty chapter to write. Seriously though. How many fanfics have I read about Kirk and Spock being trapped in a cave on some ice planet? We KNOW what's gonna happen. "Oh, Spock is not used to such cold temperatures…I must warm him up with my bare ass!"
Damn right you must, Captain.
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