Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Please note these limericks will eventually tell the story of the movie so check back for new chapters ^-^
Deleted Scenes
Spock Prime raised his hand to Jim's face
His fingers in the proper meld place
Jim thought, "Truth be told
If I was ever that bold
I'd taste the wintery freshness of mace."
Emotional transference played a part, this is true
For Jim had felt all Spock's pain as if new
But not just knowledge of pain
Did Jim Kirk only gain
But many erotic images of value.
Jim learned a hell of a lot from that meld
Yet not all of the cards had he held
Till in a bold move of sass
Felt a hand 'pon his ass
And the mystery was no longer withheld.
Jim's mouth fell open and stayed quite ajar
What he had learned just seemed far too bizarre
"So you say you and me
Screwed like rabbits habitually
And what the hell do you mean by 'pon farr'?"
Spock Prime advised Jim to take back his ship
To be Captain, and stick to his script.
"So for now, I make him mad
And hope the damage won't be bad
But what will it take for him to later unzip?"
Fine, I'll let them out of the cave!
But their love and sexiness I still crave!
So let's have them sit tight for a while
Preferably naked, till I'll
Stop my readers from becoming depraved.
I'm not sorry for keeping Jim and Spock Prime together for this entire chapter. Not one bit. And you can't make me, either.
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