Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Please note these limericks will eventually tell the story of the movie so check back for new chapters ^-^
Cupcake's Revenge
Trudging heavily through the snow
Spock Prime beckoned Jim to follow
But with the terrain miles wide
And the wind in their eyes
How did Spock know just which way to go?
And so they finally found their way to Scotty
Whose appetite had departed his body
He said, "I'd kill for a sandwich
Or a bagel with Manwich
Before my taste buds become more shoddy."
Astonishment crossed over Scott's face
"Of course, the thing moving is space!"
Who cares 'bout alt'ring the future
No fan's ever had use fer
A canon so clearly in place.
It was time to bid each other goodbye
Spock Prime looked Jim straight in the eye
"Your t'hy'la I will be
Never parted from thee."
He couldn't resist one more grope of that thigh.
Way to get yourself beamed into a tube.
'Round the pipes Scotty was being corkscrewed
Narrowly saved from death
He can sure hold his breath
Jim Kirk mumbling, "Oh, whatta noob."
One small matter, just a bit irksome
Where the hell had all those redshirts come from?
There would be no tomorrow
For it was much to Jim's sorrow
That Cupcake's day had finally come.
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