Title: Rhyme Schemes
Summary: The story of Jim and Spock's relationship…told through limericks.
Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
Please note these limericks will eventually tell the story of the movie so check back for new chapters ^-^
Lover's Quarrel
Spock questioned Jim Kirk on the bridge
To ignore him took all of Kirk's courage
Meanwhile Scotty stood by
Like a wall, with a fly
In hopes to avoid the carnage.
We all know that Vulcans are strong
And that Jim and Spock are meant to belong
So when his hands crushed Jim's throat
I spoke up, and I quote:
"Is this foreplay or am I just wrong?"
Scotty hadn't beamed aboard for a battle
Or to watch Spock lunge at Jim with a yowl
But he couldn't help but watch
As they fought, crotch-on-crotch
…was anyone gonna get him a towel?
Emotionally compromised, that was he
Would have killed without his father's plea
Spock hung his head low
As Jim caught his airflow
"Pike said 4, and I did it in 3!"
And so Captain Kirk took his throne
A day which Uhura will always bemoan
With Spock out of commission
The ship in a deadly position
It was time for his command to be shown.
It is only fair to let you all know
That my memory has reached a plateau
So I ask you to please start
To remind me of the next part
Because I've forgotten how the movie will go!
I am completely serious. He takes over the ship and then…what? There's gotta be something that happens before he faces Nero…was it destroying the drill near Earth?
If you do not review, there is a good chance I will not remember what happens next and that will decrease the fan's morale.