Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
A/N: Lately I have been called into work and haven't had any time to write I finally have a day off so here is the next installment! Bear with me…I am not abandoning my sacred duty!
Quickly Through the Boring Parts
The time had come for a heart-warming scene
With such emotion even humans could glean
I guess Sarek's no longer pissed
That the VSA was dismissed
For a life of starship routine.
Sarek admitted to loving his wife
Perhaps the most illogical part of his life
Father and son started to bond
Simultaneously it dawned
At their joint emotion in rife.
"I can do zat!" Chekov probably cried
As behind Titan they began to hide
Finally Spock showed up
To provide Vulcan backup
And Scotty's clothes had finally dried!
Bones decided it was time for a drink
Before this plan he began to rethink
The "good ol' days" of ease
Treating Jim for herpes
Were gone now, quick as a wink.
To Uhura, love was quite a game
Her "devotion" put others to shame
As she kissed Spock in front of Kirk
She felt her plan must have worked
Not knowing she was fanning the flame.
Though you may care for me, Spock thought
The logic of your action is for naught
For although you and me
Have compatibility
You are not the t'hy'la I have sought.