Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Star Trek or any of its tasty bits.
A/N: Finally watched the movie again last night so let's see what I can come up with this lovely Tuesday morning.
A Moment That Started 1,000 Fanfictions
Beaming to the cargo bay was assured
By Scotty, who had maneuvered
So when the transporter beam faded
It seemed our heroes had made it
Till they realized 'twas they bridge they had toured.
Seeing the boys in finally action brings glee
To all K/S fans watching the movie
Yeah, I'll just bet Jim's Spock's "backup"
For more than Romulan smack-up
But alas fans, that was cut from the story.
Kirk and Spock split from here: sadface
As they find the red matter ship's place
He mentions Uhura's name, true
But calls Kirk "Jim" too
Both fighting the sudden impulse to embrace.
"Now to find Captain Pike," said our Jimmy
"For which, I am sure, Spock will gimme
A slightly less cold stare
And his quarters to share
Before out of his pants he will shimmy."
Kirk was taking one hell of a beating
Compliments of Nero, who was not quite done seething
He said, "I know your face
From your history in space
And from the Vulcan in our very brief meeting."
This is where I shall stop, for now
Before my imagination goes ker-plow!
It's so good to be back
Memory quite intact
Take this next poem as a peace offering somehow!
Two girls in a bar had a brawl
Over Spock, whose heart was quite small
They begged him to merely
Choose one of them clearly
But girls weren't his type at all.
I hope you enjoyed the 5 legit limericks, the one segue, and the poem I've been wanting to write down for months now! Expect updates much sooner than a month apart now that I own the movie. We are almost at the end! /sadface
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