Emmett Be Illin'
Written by: Me Likey Jazzy
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or You Be Illin'.
The Cullen family left for a hunting trip, but Emmett stayed behind to "baby-sit" Bella. Emmet has thirty minutes of alone time. He is excited to stay with Bella, but he is bored out of his mind.
Emmett paced for ten seconds before the light bulb over his head switch on.
He is about to do what he have not done in while.
He grabbed his keys and went out to buy some supplies to start his plan.
A bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, a bucket of popcorn, a bottle of Baardi,and a can of dog food later...
Once Emmett bought everything he needed, he ran upstairs to get his iPod.
He plugged the iPod into his stereo set and put on RUN-D.M.C.
He pressed play on his iPod and started singing along.
"One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'"
Emmett grabbed a chicken strip from the Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket. He ate it then licked his fingers. He was so much into the song he didn't have urge to barf.
Emmett took the television remote and started to pretend it was a microphone.
"This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny. Went up to the front with a menu and his money. He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side"
Emmett walked side to side across the living room.
"He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said, "Yes man", smiled and he smiled back. He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!"
Emmett jumped on the coffee table and continued.
"You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin'"
Emmett jumped off of the coffee table.
"Today you won a ticket to see Doctor J. Front row seat no pay, radio in hand, snacks by feet. Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat. You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town. Round his back, through the hoop. Then you scream, "Touchdown!"
Emmett threw the popcorn in the air.
"The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi. You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?" She smelt your breath and then. She left you standin' in your illin' stance"
"You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin'"
Emmett held his nose pretending he smelled something bad, then threw the bottle of Bacardi to the wall.
"You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin'."
"For dinner, you ate it, there is none left. It was salty, with butter and it was def. You proceeded to eat it 'cos you was in the mood. But Holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!"
Emmett opened the can full of dog food then poured it onto the carpet.
"You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin', illin'. You be illin'"
Once the song ended Emmett notice he wasn't alone.
Outside looking threw the window was his whole family grinning at him.
Emmett looked at every single person's face.
Rose had one eyebrow up. Alice was in hysterics. Edward was just grinning. Bella was blushing.
Right there, Emmett saw Jasper. Jasper had an evil glint in his eyes. Confused Emmett gave him a questioning look. Jasper glanced down to his hands and in his hands he held a video recorder.
Emmett threw up the chicken strip of the couch.
"You're cleaning this mess up." Stated Esme.
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