I'll be completely honest with you: I'm just being silly now, really. Sorry.
Pride and Prejudice with a magic mirror (based on the start of chapter 4)
"I was ever so grateful when Mr Bingley asked me to dance for a second time," Jane Bennet said, happily, "I must admit, I did not expect it,"
"But you were the prettiest there, Jane, how could you do anything but expect such attention?"
"I was not," she replied.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" asked Elizabeth Bennet to the magic mirror that just happened to be on the wall.
"The fairest is your sister Jane,
The rest of you are very plain."
"I really hate how it has to make everything rhyme," Elizabeth grumbled, "but didn't I tell you so?"
See? Now, wouldn't this conversation have been so much easier in the actual book if they had just had a magic mirror to sort it out?
Merry Christmas everyone!