Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

*groan*

Beep

Bang!

"Oooooowwwwww...." I moaned as my head hit the bedside table. It seemed pretty clear that I had rolled out of bed. Although I couldn't see pretty clearly. I thumped the alarm and hobbled through to the bathroom. My clothes where laid out on the chair where I had left them last night and I pulled them on in a hurry. I didn't want to go to work... Well, I wanted to go, just not to work. I laughed at myself and poured some cereal into a bowl. Then the shock and horror hit me as I opened the fridge.

We were out of milk.

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Alice lay on the floor smothered in paint as I walked through the main entrance to the nursery. There were splodges all over her...... Oh no, I searched frantically for the decapitated child I was sure to find, nobody got paint on Alice's favourite Gucci vest top (do Gucci make vest tops?) and lived. I slowly peeled her from the floor and sent her to the staff toilets to change. Edward was outside watching the children play. God he looked so.......

"Excuse me?" Said the irritating brunette from the day before. "We have new arrivals. Glad I won't be looking after them all." She rolled her eyes, finding herself hilarious yet again and strolled off in her tiny stilettos. I made a mental note not to send her a Christmas card. Ever.

"Miss?" Came a tiny voice from the group of children. I turned to face them and found them stood in a clump with one small blonde boy stood just in front.

"I'm Carwisle. And this is my family." He said with the most adorable lisp. "Can I go and plaaaay now?" I nodded and he ran off.

"And who are you guys?" I smiled warmly. A tall bulky boy stepped forward and pointed to his chest.

" I'm Emmett. And I like to play cars." He said proudly. The tallest of the lot piped up behind him, his blonde hair swaying,

"Me too! I'm Jazzy!" He shouted. They both ran off to join Edward and the other kids. Emmett picked up a little girl called daisy and spun her around, and the one called Jazzy started pretending to be a cowboy and shooting people. I turned to the remaining two.

"I's Esme." Said the sweet little one with the wavy caramel hair. "And this Rosalie." She pointed to the angel with the golden curls. Yes, definitely an angel in the next school play. They were adorable!

Alice made a stifled giggling noise as Emmett jumped on Edwards back and shouted unintelligibly. Carlisle was picking up different leaves and putting them in a pile after careful study. One of the locals called Seth was running around as fast as he could with his elder sister-Lena wasn't it? Laura? Leah! Yes, and crying when she beat him. There were three girls in the corner, laughing at the more boisterous ones I remembered them as: Tanya, Carmen, and Irina. Jazzy (whose actual name was Jasper) was nowhere to be seen... Or at least, Not until I turned around. He was clinging to Alice's leg with his thumb in his mouth smiling broadly. "Awice." He repeated again and again as she tried to extricate him from her leg.