Okayyyy I know people have been asking me for agggeeees to hurry up and write more chapters!!! Rawrr! :[ but I've been dead busy – so enjoy! *throws jar of peanut butter at you* or else.

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I sat up in bed and gingerly swung my legs over the edge, I was not falling off this morning. Good news too! We had milk! I wasn't in as much of a hurry so I combed out my hair and got dressed slowly into a shirt and jeans. The cereal tasted bland in my mouth but I didn't really care.

'Edward...' I sighed longingly.

'Bella!' Came a screech from behind me and I screamed and lurched backwards, knocking over my chair as I went. As I lay upside down on the upturned chair my heart began to race. Until I noticed the feet.

'Come one Bella, it's only me! How many burglars do you know who have shoes this gorgeous?' Alice giggled. She had a point, I didn't know many non-burglars who could walk in killer heels. But this was Alice. She could probably levitate if she wanted to.

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'LELLA!' Squealed Mike as I lurched through the nursery door, tripping over a coat that had been discarded on the floor.

'Michael! It's quiet time! Go and sit down so Alice can tell you a story.' I scolded. His eyes welled up with angry tears as he flopped cross legged on the softly carpeted floor. Jessica was at his side in an instant.

'Mike-mike? What's wrong?' She whimpered.

'Shush you two.' I chided. They shut up eventually. Alice was looking at me, her wide dark eyes shaking in a pleading manner.

'Err Bella? I forgot the story book.' She murmured.

'Oh Alice!' I shouted, then remembered the kids sat staring up at me. An idea struck me. 'You can tell them a made-up story instead!' I emphasised made up and the kids eyes lit up. Edward chuckled from somewhere behind me. Alice looked at me murderously.

'Okay, once upon a time there was this girl called... um?'

'Rosalie!'

'Esme!'

'Leah!'

The triplets called out at the same time and it came out as 'Carmirinaya'. More dark chuckles came from Edward.

'Okay... Carmirinaya it is. And she ... er... Lived in.... a town called... Chanel! Where everybody had really nice hair but they all had funny pink umbrellas that they carried even when it wasn't raining!'

The kids laughed at these amazing Chanel umbrella people.

Alice continued. 'And they all had these aaaamaaaazing prada boots with the diamante down the side. You know the ones they sell in town? In the shoe shop next to the bakery?' Alice was drifting off subject.

Rosalie nodded. 'I think they're very pretty Miss Alice.' She was well spoken for a four year old!

'Oh my gooosh they're gorgeous I want to get some but they're really expensive and have you seeeeeen that limited edition nail polish that just came out? Oh my daaaaays it's so pretty! It's a gorgeous pale pinky colour and I bet it'd go really nice with esme's skin tones. Hmmm.' She was thoughtful for a moment. Then her face donned a look I knew all too well.

'Ali-' I reached out to grab her but it was too late.

'MAKEOVER!!!' She squealed. I opened my mouth to protest but she and the girls –and Jasper- had already followed raced to the art table.

'Oh god.' I shook my head in defeat. 'Wanna clean out the store cupboard? Looks like the only chance we'll get.' I asked Edward tactlessly.

Alice POV

Yeah suuuure they were cleaning out the store cupboard, I wasn't too busy to notice that they were cleaning with the door shut. Snooooogathon! Bella would kill me for that one. But I didn't care. Cus tomorrow I would get my own back for dumping me in this story lark... That was the one secret I'd kept from my best friend... Tomorrow....

Was sports day.