Beep

Beep

Beep

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Beep

CRASH!

'Charlie? I think my alarm clocks broken.'

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'Charlie?'

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'SNOOOOORE...'

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THUD

A monumental yawn escaped my lips as I hobbled blindly to the kitchen. I was exhausted. Of course I just had to be up until four making a sports day banner. That bitch didn't tell me the week before when she found out, no. She had to make sure I got no sleep. I decided I couldn't really look that bad and turned to look in the mirror.

'AAAAGGGHHHH!' I shrieked. Charlie's snores stuttered and I caught my breath. So I looked kind of tired, but that wasn't why I screamed. Alice's reflection grinned at me with her pearl white teeth and pale red lips.

'How the hell did you get in my house?'

'You left the key at the nursery.'

'No I didn't.'

'Fine, the door was open.'

'No it wasn't.'

'Okay the window.'

'Alice.'

'Yeah?'

'You climbed through my window?'

She smiled angelically.

'And your punishment wasn't the sports day thing...' Her grin darkened and she pulled several pots and brushes from behind her back before gesturing to a case by her foot.

'Ali, are they...?' I stuttered in horror.

Her eyes narrowed and her voice dropped... She whispered one final threat...

'Makeover.'

And then I screamed.

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Okay I had to admit Alice had done a good job, I looked amazing! She'd straightened my hair too, and pulled the side fringe -that I usually just pushed back- across my face. I flicked it out of my eyes and hugged her.

'Alice you are amazing.' She giggled at me and pulled me from the seat. I promptly fell to the ground as my legs had got pins and needles. She laughed and pulled me up. Five minutes later I was at the nursery.

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'Eddie!' Squealed Alice from across the playground. She ran forward and high fived him. I laughed and did the same. He looked amused and slightly confused. But that was the expression I loved best. Then the irritating 'hilarious' woman tottered out again.

'Looooove?' She stroked Edwards arm and he took a step back. 'Darlings? I want you to start the sports soon. And Bella? Can I see you in my office please? In fact all three of you.' She cooed. I shot Alice a worried glance and she returned one.

The office was dark and had no windows. The only light came from a bare bulb hanging form the ceiling. All in all the room had a very depressing effect. She gestured to two hard seats and muttered Alice's name, and then a moment later mine. She grabbed Edwards arm and pulled him into the third seat, which had a cushion on it – which to the woman's annoyance he offered to me. I accepted it and glared at her.

'Right, let's cut to the chase. Bella I'm firing you.'

I gasped with shock and Alice stamped her feet in defiance.

'How can you fire Bella? She's so good with the kids!' She accused.

'I'm sorry but having sex in the cupboard is unacceptable! And you're going too Alice. Esme had an allergic reaction to the perfume you lent her and her sisters.' She hissed menacingly.

Edward shook his head. 'We only kissed though. And shouldn't you be firing me too in that case?' He questioned suspiciously.

'Well... I may have to... Unless you convince me otherwise...' She hitched up her already tiny skirt and sat down on the desk near Edward, her bare leg brushing his knee. She licked her lips and that was it.

Me and Alice lost it.

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' We both cried, rolling on the floor. Miss thinks-she's-so-funny was better at comedy than we first thought.

Alice wiped her brow and looked up to find Edward doubled over, tears running down his face as he shook with laughter. I straightened my clothes and stood up straight. 'Edward darling!' I drawled. Then I hitched up my jeans mockingly and sat on his knee, licking my lips. Edward cracked up again. Then without casting another glance at the annoying woman we left the building.

Alice stopped at the gates to turn back, where the woman was waiting in the playground. 'Go shove your FAKE Prada boots where the sun don't shine!' She yelled.

And Edward did that amused smile that made me go weak at the knees...

But that didn't matter, because he was there to catch me anyway.

Okay this may sound like the last one but it's not I'm just really busy with coursework and stuff and I need to think of some more ideas too. I wanted to do a field trip chapter (or have some Volturi bullies :P) but where do you take a bunch of nursery school kids on a field trip?! Help meee and I will send you a virtual hug, a cookie, and Edward :D

Btw apologies for the chapters being so short :(