Battle of Wits

Disclaimer: iCarly and iSaved Your Life are creations of Dan Schneider.

A/N: Man, three updates with three days, a personal record. Hope you guys like the first installment, sorry if it's little redundant since it's basically a retelling. Hopefully added stories (i.e accident scene, Sam's reaction)in further chapters and Twitter status will make up for it. Don't forget to review. Enjoy

SassyShay

Bunny suit. Check. Toothbrush and toothpaste. Check. All set for the dare. Now, just need to meet with Freddie and off we are to brush the teeth of random people.

Carly, in her pink bunny suit, was coming down the stairs getting ready for meet with Freddie. What didn't she know was someone was lurking in the kitchen. Then suddenly Spencer sprang up from the kitchen counter as shot a paintball in Carly's direction. Luckily for Carly, it had hit the wall. After looking at the splattered spot on the wall, Carly glared at Spencer, not looking too pleased as she had her hands on her hips.

"I thought you were gonna be Sam," Spencer tried to plead his case.

"Gimmie it," Carly commanded.

"No, I need it," Spencer clung to it as if it were a child.

"Give…me… it," growled the girl in the pink bunny suit.

Spencer reluctantly forks over his blow tube, "Now how am I gonna defend myself when Sam…" but before Spencer could finish his sentence he was cut off. Sam charged down the stairs in a war cry.

"RAAHH" Sam cried furiously

In an attempt to put an end to the craziness, Carly stepped in between of Sam and Spencer, "Stop it…stop it. Give me your blow tube."

"But all I want is…" Sam said having her blow tube readily at hand.

"eh," the pink bunny interrupted at every chance Sam tried to speak. Feeling no need to argue, Sam surrendered her blow tube.

Carly turned her attention to Spencer, "You stand up." The older Shay obediently stood up as his little sister proceeded to scold.

"Now, I'm putting your guys' little Assassin game on hold until we finish shooting this dare for iCarly. Are we clear?"

Feeling it unnecessary, Sam and Spencer tried to argue.

"Just give us…" Spencer said

"But why can't we just …"

Carly wasn't about to negotiate, "Are we clear?" she repeated.

"I guess so," muttered Spencer

"Okay," the blonde said under her voice

After agreeing on a temporary truce, Spencer planted himself on the kitchen stool, curious as to why Carly was in a bunny suit to begin with, asked, "So… uh, what dare?"

Sam explained, "An iCarly fan dared Carly to wear a bunny suit and offer to brush people' teeth for a dollar."

"Man, your web show is weird," Spencer chuckled as he shook his head.

There was a knock at the door. As the door opened, Freddie walked in ready with his back pack and camera.

"Who's not ready?" Freddie asked.

Sam threw her arms up in the air, pumped, "Let's do it!"

"We'll be back in two hours," Carly said to Spencer.

"Okay, be careful," Spencer said to Carly and her friends.

The trio responded back to Spencer as they headed out the door.

"Agua," Freddie said

"We will," Carly answered.

"Uh, maybe," Sam replied.

With the kids gone, Spencer could finally breathe a sigh of relief that he doesn't have to watch over his shoulder now that his assassin opponent was tied to her iCarly responsibilities. He walked over to the kitchen and as he went to fridge, he let a shriek. He found that a paintball narrowly missed him, hitting the fridge door. Spencer looked back to found Sam at the door with a mini-blow tube aimed directly at him. Carly had caught up with Sam before there were any casualties.

"Where'd you get a little one?" a surprised Carly asked.

"A good assassin always has a backup."

Knowing that Sam couldn't be trusted, Carly had to double check, "Up against the wall."

Sam assumed the position.

"Feet apart," Carly said with authority as she kicked her friend's feet apart.

"Yeah, feet apart," Spencer yelled back safely from behind the counter.

As Carly frisked Sam, she found another mini-blow tube on her ankle.

"Really?" the pink bunny asked, "Let's go," Carly followed Sam out the door, hitting her butt in order for the blondie to hurry.

After making sure Sam and Carly had left, Spencer examined the glob of paint with his index finger, tasting it before he muttered to himself slyly, "She's a clever one."

Baconluver

at artfool77

Lucky for you Carly put our game on hold. Cus if that wasn't the case you so would have been out of the game by now. But that's okay, it's just only delaying the inevitable. The clocks ticking and your time is running out. Hehehe

artfool77

at Baconluver

Lol. Your idle threats mean nothing to me. Carly put our game on hold since you'd be such easy prey when you're filming. Remember, I can strike anytime and anywhere… mwahahaha.