A/N: Hello! It's Thista this time. Girly posted the last chapter. Erm...we do not own. It would awesomely awesome if we did, but we don't. Boo.

THE LAST TIME WE SAW OUR IDIOTS HEROES:

"Nessa started it!" exclaimed Elphaba.

"No, you did!" retorted Nessa.

"YOU DID!"

"YOU DID!"

"WILL BOTH OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?" yelled Fiyero.

"NO!" they screamed in unison.

"BOQ!" Fiyero called loudly. "I need backup!"

Boq walked in, magically not a Tin Man anymore. He was clad in his silver servant Munchkinland outfit. Fiyero sighed.

"Boq, our wives seem to be fighting about who pwns who. Can you please help...?"

The Munchkin in question seemed to spaz out. "My wife?! When did Nessa become my wife?!"

Elphaba looked annoyed. "Since one of the authors deemed it so, fearing it to become an angst fic. Now be quiet." Nessa's jaw had dropped before Elphaba's statement but after Boq's.

"How could you forget how that author made me sign the law deeming us husband and wife?! That was the law the Eldest of the Twin Wives made me sign in that fanfiction she never released and most likely never will."

Fiyero rolled his eyes. "Yesh, Boq, she's a rabid Bessa fangirl. For Oz's sake, get with the program. Why do you think I'm magically no longer a scarecrow and married to Elphaba?"

"The other author's an obsessed Fiyeraba fangirl." stated Elphaba primly

"Exactly!" responded Fiyero.

"Where are the raving Flinda fangirls?" Glinda asked, pouting and crossing her arms.

"Erm...are there any?" Fiyero asked Elphaba, who shrugged. Suddenly he realized who he was talking to and whipped his head around. "When did you get here?" he asked in disbelief. Glinda shrugged. "I was just upstairs. Remember, the authors didn't want this to become angsty, so I live with you now."

"Miss Glinda had been here since Chapter 1," Boq commented. Nessa's eyes narrowed at Boq.

"Boq..." Elphaba said warningly.

"Elphaba..." Boq replied mock-warningly.

"Boq..." started Fiyero nervously.

"GLINDA!" squealed Glinda happily.

Nessa rolled her eyes. "Boq," Nessa said to him with a death glare, her arms crossed.

"Can we stop staying Boq's name now?" asked Elphaba wearily.

"Whatever you want, sister dear," sighed Nessa.

Boq looked scared. He started backing away, but Nessa went after him. Boq flung the door open and ran out of the room, but Nessa was still wheeling angrily after him. Elphaba, Fiyero, and Glinda could still hear the sound of Munchkin feet hitting the floor and Nessa's wheelchair rolling.

"Wow," the trio said in unison.

"This should be interesting." said Elphaba.

Five minutes passed...in silence. Glinda was starting to get fidgety until she couldn't stand it anymore. "Why is it so quiet in here?"

Elphaba and Fiyero broke apart. "Because we've been making out." said Elphaba crossly.

Glinda's jaw dropped and she gasped. "In front of me?! That's terribly rude!"

Fiyero shrugged. "C'est la vie."

"Hooby whatty?" Glinda asked, a questioning gaze on her face.

"That's life..." said Fiyero, disappointed that his clever French quote wasn't understood.

"But you should treat life nicely!" said Glinda crossly, crossing her arms and legs.

"I am," stated Fiyero, leaning in to kiss his wife again.

"Don't you dare kiss her!" Glinda snapped, running over to the couple and pushing Fiyero away from Elphaba.

"She's my wife!" complained Fiyero, trying to get back to his annoyed spouse.

Glinda wrestled him to the floor.

Elphaba deftly levitated her off of him.

"Elphie!" Glinda cried. "I thought you were cheering me on; we're best friends!"

Elphaba gave her an I-can't-believe-you look. "He's my husband! You looked like you were going to kiss him!"

"I wouldn't have!" Glinda protested.

Both gave her a look.

She blushed. "I wouldn't risk a friendship over a man,"

Another look.

"Why am I getting the strange looks?"

Glinda shifted uncomfortably.

Both shrugged and resumed making out.

Glinda sighed and rolled her eyes. And then suddenly Boq and Nessa came back, both panting and faces tinted pink.

"Awwwwkward..." commented Fiyero.

Elphaba, looking annoyed that Fiyero broke the kiss, pulled him back into it.

Both resumed making out.

Nessa rolled her eyes, and Boq seeing that making out was the main subject, began to make out with Nessa.

"What about me????" complained Glinda, annoyed.

No one answered.

"Should I make out with the wall then?"

No response.

Glinda sighed and began to make out with the wall.

Everyone stopped and watching her.

Glinda, sensing people staring at her, stopped. "What?"

Everyone began making out with their respective partners again.

Including Glinda.