Rosellie: Gomen! GOMEN! GOMEN! For not updating!

Sasuke and GLG: What took you so long?!

Rosellie: School. Dance…You two.

Sasuke: Sorry Rosie-kun.

GLG: I'm sorry too- wait not I'm not.

Sasuke: *glares*

GLG: Oh please! I'm not scared of you.

Itachi: *glares*

GLG: Him I'm scared of.

Rosellie: WAIT!! Where did you all come from?!?!?!?!

GLG and Sasuke and Itachi: *shrugs* your mind.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I would be sane. And trust me. I'm not. Just ask Gaara's Little Girl. She'll tell you.

Sasuke's POV

I had a plan. A way that I could finally beat that Hyuuga girl. I had to distract her. The only way I knew how to.

"Hinata?" I asked quietly.

She looked up. Her lavender eyes looking into mine like she could see right through me.

"Hai Sasuke?"

"Would you mind sparring again?"

"Sure!"

It all happened the same as the day before. She pinned me down with a kunai to my neck. Triumph and success in her eyes.

"I wi-" Before she could even finish speaking I pulled her face toward mine and our lips met. I felt her stiffen, taken back by what I did, but returned the kiss. Gently I pushed her away, seeing her face completely red and a shocked expression clearly visible.

From the corner of my eye I saw Sakura standing there shocked and mad and Naruto with the same expression. I smirked and flipped us over, pinning her down and straddling her.

I leaned in and whispered in her ear. "Iie Hina-chan. I win."

Before I pulled away I felt someone grab my shirt and pull me up.

"Sasuke! How could you?! You're mine!" Sakura screamed. "And you-" she stepped closer to Hinata, and raised her hand to hit her.

I pulled her back, 'accidentally' throwing her to the ground. "I am not yours and you will not touch her! Got it?!" I growled.

She nodded quickly before running back over to Naruto who was sending death glares at me. Oh. NOW he loves Sakura again.

I reached down and took Hinata's hand, and pulled her up. "You okay?"

She nodded slowly, trying to register what was happening, and a light pink blush came to her cheeks. I saw her eyes look down at my hand which was still holding hers. Quickly I loosened my grip and let go of her hand. I felt the heat go right to my cheeks. Damn blushing! But she only smiled and I couldn't help but smile back.

"I….um…that's enough for today." Kakashi –sensei said in a shocked and confused voice.

We all nodded, too uncomfortable, or mad, to say anything. I went over to Hinata and whispered in her ear. "Can't wait for tomorrow's sparring Hina-chan."

Her face quickly became a dark shade of red and I couldn't help but smirk a little as I walked away.

When I got home I walked in to the usual scene. My brother sitting on the couch reading playboy.

"Hey. Did you know the stock market dropped six points?" He said not taking his eyes from the magazine.

"Where'd you hear that?" I said sitting next to him.

"….Playboy."

"You know you need a life."

"And you need a fan club as big as mine but you don't hear me talking."

"Oh please! You don't even have a fan club and if you did then they're not any girls in it."

And that set him off. Before I could react he tackled me. Then he did the usual thing of grabbing my collar, lifting me up, and slamming me against the wall so hard that I usually got multiple bruises.

"You know one of these days I'm not going to go easy on you." He said TRYING to sound threatening.

"Yea. Yea. The day you actually try and kill me Naruto will be dating Sakura."

He laughed and set me down. "He's still trying?"

"He's not going to give up."

"And what about the pink one?"

"Same thing. But you'd think after what I did she'd give up."

He went silent and looked over to me with a concerned look on his face that I never usually saw.

"Sasuke you didn't actually do what you said, did you?"

I nodded.

He went completely silent. After a little bit he slapped the back of my head. Hard.

"What is wrong with you?! How could you do something like that?!"

"You know why!"

"Sasuke this is the dumbest thing you've ever done. And I mean EVER done."

"No it's not. It's actually one of the smartest."

"Just forget it!"

He stormed out of the room. After he left I quickly went up to mine and laid down on my bed and stared at the ceiling.

A few hours later my phone started ringing. It was a text message from Hinata.

What was that about? She texted me

What do you mean? I replied.

Today, the…kiss.

Oh yea. I really like you. I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that.

There was a long pause before she texted back.

No. It was…nice. I like you too.

You do?

Yea.

So would you like to go out sometime?

Sure. How's tomorrow? At 11? At the ice cream place?

Sure see you then.

I shut me phone and looked up to see Itachi standing next to my bed looking at my phone.

"You can't do this forever. She's going to find out."

"No she won't. I'm a good actor remember?"

"Sasuke you can't pretend to like someone just to distract them or to make them go easy on you so you could beat them in a fight!"

"Shows how much you know."

He shook his head in disappointment. "I can't believe you're doing this to that nice girl. It's not right and you know it."

"Yea. Yea."

I turned away and heard him sigh and walk back to his room.

I will remain the best in the village. No matter what it takes.

Rosellie: Soooooo?

GLG and Itachi: *slap Sasuke* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!?!

Sasuke: She wrote it!!!! I can't believe you Rosie! How could you make such an ass?!

GLG: It's not that hard.

Rosellie: Be nice. Sorry Sasu-kun but that's how the story's supposed to go.

GLG: And Playboy?

Rosellie: OMG! Gomen! That was supposed to go partly to you! It was partly your idea.

GLG: Yea.

Itachi: How could you do that? How could you just copyright this Rosie? *mock shock* I am surprised at you.

Rosellie: Oh shut up Itachi.

Itachi and Sasuke and GLG and Rosellie: R&R

Itachi and Sasuke: Or else!

GLG and Rosellie: SHUT UP!!!!