Hey everyone! High School Fever chapter two if finally here!! WOO! :D I wonder what Mr. Toads class has in store today…? Well read and find out! :D and a special thanks for HyUuGaBoY'sLuVeR for the review! :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. And if I did there would be a kitty ninja name Nya!
They all just stood there in front of the door speechless. After 1 minute They all nudged sasuke to open the door.
"C'mon sasuke open it" Ino said seriously
"Why don't you open it?"
"Hah I knew it. You're a scaredy cat!"
"WHAT! Uchihas are not scared of anything- except rotten tomatoes!"
With new motivation he slowly turned the oddly pink nob to go into the room of horror.
Inside the room was all pink and red and black. The walls were pink. The ceiling and floor was red. And the Long tables were black. Sasuke looked stunned while Sakura and Ino thought the room acualy looked pretty nice. Not counting the heart shaped seats.
"Ah, sit down sit down. Anywhere you like." Welcomed Jiriya
They all took a seat in the middle since the back was already full. Once everyone arrived class started.
"Welcome to Sex Ed everyone! Call me Jiriya, and none of that 'Mr.' crap"
He stood up and wrote something on the chalk board. It said "Multiplying" Naruto was very confused.
"Uhm, Jiriya?"
"Yes, uhm… what is your name?"
"Naruto Uzumaki!"
"Ah, Naruto Uzumaki… well then what is it Naruto?"
"Multiplying is math. Why are you teaching about multiplying?"
There were a couple of snickers from across the room.
"Ah well you will see soon enough Naruto" said Jiriya
He handed everyone a book that said the same thing. Multiplying.
"Ok now everyone turn to page one, and DO NOT look after page one"
Everyone turned to page one. It was all fluttery with pink and rainbows. Everyone huffed a sigh of relief since they wouldn't be learning anything extreme today. Or they thought…
"Is everyone relaxed now?" Jiriya had an evil smile on his face. Everyone nodded. He started explaining how babys are made and told them to turn the page.
"Ok now this is what I am talking about, everyone turn the page and look into the book as much as you like."
As everyone turned the page all the boys got a nose bleed and fell backwards while the girls just stared at it and kept turning the pages.
"That is how they are made! And so remember. If you don't want a baby… always wear a condom!" BRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG "Class dismissed!"
The girls all walked out blushing while the boys walked out a deep shade of red.
Sakura, Ino and Hinata looked at the guys. Shikamaru was thinking very….very deeply, Neji ran out of there like his life depended on it while Sasuke walked out a deep shade of red.
The girls giggled.
As they all got back together
"Sasuke, what's our next class"
He looked at his paper "…P.E. with Guy"
They could see Lee running with eagerness to get to P.E.
"YOSH, GUY SENSEI I AM COMING!"
TenTen stared dreamily at him while Neji just looked with jealousy how can she like a guy that has huge eyebrows, wears a leotard, and matching green with orange?!?
They all started walking towards P.E. when Shikamaru noticed something. He looked at Ino and and a very funny feeling in his stomach.
"hmph… maybe im hungry…."
They all changed into their P.E. cloths and walked into the green doors into the gymnasium.
Well, that's it for chapter 2!! Sorry if you thought it was short. I will try and make the next chapter a bit longer! R&R's is are very much appreciated. And I will try to make the next chapter as soon as I can!