Hiyo. =]
It's been a while. I got this idea (however small) from Facebook, of all places. Enjoy. Oh yeah, I don't own anything, yada yada yada.
"Hermione is a what?" Draco asked, incredulously.
"A MILF," Blaise stated simply, sipping idly from his butter bear. "You've seen her around the office. The girl wouldn't know a long skirt if she'd been married to it for 10 years."
"Blaise," Draco stated, exasperatedly, "MILF stands for 'Mom I'd like to fuck.' Last time I checked, Granger was brat-free."
"No mate! It's, "Mudblood I'd like to fuck.' I thought your father would have taught you that." Draco smiled and threw a dirty sock at Blaise's face.
"Get out, mate. I don't want her to come home and hear you saying something like that."